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teatrical: i have a friend whos gay and one day we asked him what was like to have “the conversation” with his parents, like telling them he was gay and he just said he never told them, and then he said “my brother who’s straight never went to
chosenprat: I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s
msteez: He said he wanted to see boobies Then he said he wanted one with no bra 😂
snoopdeer: my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should of put a ring on it he didn’t laugh and he didn’t
mollywobbles123: onlydadjokes: I asked my nephew how old his dad was and he replied “six”. I said how can he only be six if you’re six? He said “because he’s only been a dad since I was born”
thenerdygayguy:defiantdefinition: Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m
defiantdefinition: Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m not crying
chosenprat: I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since
itsvondell: president nixon has said that if he got a second chance to redo his presidency, he would not have let the government open the water gate. he said that he was sorry for all the water that got into washington DC and all the damage it caused.
babyyoureacriminal: chosenprat: I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did
littlesisterwish: impregnationheaven: Impregnation only My big brother said there was a way I could get boys to like me.He’s so nice that he offered to show me. First he made me take off my panties. He said it was good that I didn’t have any
snoopdeer: my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it he didn’t laugh and he
jasanche70: extranoboys: adls-xxx: Remember he said he was straight 😂😂😂 lol everyone swore he was straight when I said he wasn’t 👀
defiantdefinition:Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m not crying for
violent-rape-fantasies: Your father had never been around for your entire life, so you were curious when he said he wanted to meet you now that you were a young woman. He said that he’d take you on a quiet walk through the woods to get to know one
gallifreyanturtles: chosenprat: I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I
sluttyoldersister: after my divorce my little brother told me that he could make me get over my ex by applying shock therapy… he said that he tried it a few times and it worked everytime… he said i might freak out at first but i should think of it
bakeddd-barbiee: teatrical: i have a friend whos gay and one day we asked him what was like to have “the conversation” with his parents, like telling them he was gay and he just said he never told them, and then he said “my brother who’s straight
a-sweetheart-being-40: Similar…. I talked to a dear friend yesterday who was celebrating his wedding anniversary. He said the key to a good marriage is marijuana. He said that’s the only way he’s survived all these years. He would get pissed at
singletman: randy9bis: Beautiful physique, and fabulous tattooed sleeve ! :-) “The guy who did my left arm tattoos , said he’d be right back to start work on my right arm “. “ He said he had something he had to take care off, thats what
itsallclicheanyway: teatrical: i have a friend whos gay and one day we asked him what was like to have “the conversation” with his parents, like telling them he was gay and he just said he never told them, and then he said “my brother who’s
rosemaryfinchs: rosemaryfinchs: This guy in my class said he had to go to the nurse and my teacher asked him what was wrong and he said he caught a case of the twerk and twerked out of class I don’t know what’s going on anymore He didn’t come
ink-meows: bring-forth-the-night: tobiasxva: bussykween: poopsandpeeps: teganxxx92: Daddy got donuts but only left a couple for me. He said he fucked these like he’s gonna fuck my pussy next. The inside wasn’t icing. he said I had to eat every
londonboy45: He said he had to strip search me. I suggested he go first. He said, “No problem,” and undressed. I loved being arrested.
zimtduft: defiantdefinition: Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m
babyyoureacriminal: chosenprat: I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I
neshjoe replied to your post: So my dad didn’t like the way I drew that picture… That’s awful! What did he want you to draw? :o It’s his best friend’s birthday tomorrow and he said he told her I’d draw her something. He said
babyyoureacriminal:chosenprat: I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did
dashingthroughitall: tumnerd: My son saved 120$ in a year, here’s what he decided to do with it: Saturday morning, my son walked into my room and said he wanted to use his money to help the homeless. I asked him what he had in mind, and he said
impregnationfreak: His breath was hot in her ear as he pounded her tight pussy deep, she could tell he was getting close. She told him she wanted him to cum in her pussy. He said he thought she wasn’t on birth control, she said she wasn’t but