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dougtfs: Cody caught me staring at his dick in the gym locker room. “You like it?” he said, hefting up his junk. “Yeah,” I said, still staring. “You wanna be it?” he asked. “What?” I said, and then I felt a pulling and a shrinking tightness
Nice mechanic daddy just outside Nashville, TN. After a good chat he said “Things are very slow today, not much happens around here.. I am so horny and nothing to do about it…! I said “I can help..” He said “For real..?”
whenavidreams:“She said: What is history? And he said: History is an angel being blown backwards into the future. He said: History is a pile of debris; And the angel wants to go back and fix things; To repair the things that have been broken; But
bodiesnminds: You are waiting for it, aren’t you, he said, waiting for my fingers to brush your vulva, your clit, or to fill you. Please, she said. You have to be more patient, he said, and you will not know in advance what will happen.-bodiesnminds-
grumpybilbo-deactivated20170630: I spoke to Billy yesterday. The first thing he said was “Are you in bed?” (it was 7pm) I said “Yes”, he said “I know everything about you!”- Dominic Monaghan
unprotectedisbest: captioncaptain: “Miss Lange,” he said. "What kind of shoes are you wearing?“ "Stillettos,” she said, biting her lip. “What else can they be called,” he said with a serious look. “U
leeterr: What a fucking joke this world has become. There were some new “things” going on.Someone just said he said that he said: “beat up women in real life, viewers"If that is really true then the ban is kind of justified. But it depends
rivai-lution: My ten year old tutoring student asked me if I was a boy or a girl today. I told him “Neither” and he said, “What are you then?” I said, “What is someone if they aren’t a boy or a girl?” and he said, “I dunno. Probably immortal.”
slipknots:i went to this guys house this weekend and slept on his couch n woke up to this cat standing on my tummy and i said “aww i didnt know you had a cat” and he said “yeah her names bev” then he paused and said “short for beverage”
alucards-fine-ass: chronicreality: The doctor I went to last week was looking over my history and he said “Endometriosis?” and I said yes. And he said “Is that just your speculation or have you actually been diagnosed?” and I was like “I
brookeva: this is almost as bad as the time I thought a photographer said to “loose the bottoms” but he said something totally different.So I just start taking my pants off and he’s like “Woah, not, not what I said!”yep…
humansofnewyork: He said: “Do what makes you happy.” I said: “And what makes you happy?”He said nothing, but patted his son on the back.
noselfpreservation: When I was little, I ran up to my dad and told him excitedly, “Mom said I was a lesbian!” He looked startled. “I don’t think she told you that,” he said slowly. “Yes she did! She said I was a lesbian!” “No,
I told that dude last night that I was into his slim ripped body and he said, yeah, sometimes I’m self-conscious about being kinda small. And I said, it turns me on to get fucked by a guy who’s smaller than me, and he said I like fucking bigger guys,
i was having a conversation w/ a dude and the topic of cheating came up. i said that men choose to cheat. he said that men are bred to cheat. and this is in a nutshell what he said.
thenerdsaurus: “My friend called me a couple of days ago and asked me. He said, Muhammad wants you to — and I said “Yes.” I didn’t even let him finish. He could have said “mow the lawn,” and I would have been down with it. Muhammad’s
noselfpreservation:When I was little, I ran up to my dad and told him excitedly, “Mom said I was a lesbian!”He looked startled. “I don’t think she told you that,” he said slowly.“Yes she did! She said I was a lesbian!”“No,
eggplantallweek2: deviantdicks: jazz28625jazz:Cop knocked on the door and told the kid to turn down the music. Kid said, “Fuck you.” Cop said, “No, but I’ll fuck YOU!” Kid looked into the cop’s eyes and saw that he was serious, so he said,
jamesdeaner: I said to him, “I have to be free!” and he said something that changed my life. He said, “Well, you just be careful that you’re not a slave to freedom.” - Rod Steiger
mynameisnotyellowbone: thenerdsaurus: “My friend called me a couple of days ago and asked me. He said, Muhammad wants you to — and I said “Yes.” I didn’t even let him finish. He could have said “mow the lawn,” and I would have been down
fibrolicious: chronicallyinvisibile: The doctor I went to last week was looking over my history and he said “Endometriosis?” and I said yes. And he said “Is that just your speculation or have you actually been diagnosed?” and I was like “I
chronicallyinvisibile: The doctor I went to last week was looking over my history and he said “Endometriosis?” and I said yes. And he said “Is that just your speculation or have you actually been diagnosed?” and I was like “I have been cut
alphaboyz: He said, “Nah, girlfriends never last too long. Most can’t handle me.”I said, “That’s a waste.”He asked, “Yeah, OldDude? You think you CAN?”I might’ve made a mistake when I said, “I’m sure I’d be fine.”
scotallison: ‘You should see it,’ he said. 'V for Vendetta, I mean.’ 'Okay,’ I said. 'I’ll look it up.’ 'No. With me. At my house,’ he said. 'Now.’ I stopped walking. ‘I hardly know you, Augustus Waters.
“Oh, hi! I didn’t see you,” Case said to Mr. Crude. “Have you been standing there long?”He smiled and said, “Sorry if I startled you. I was just… admiring your bikini bottom. Yeah, that’s it!” he said with a wink and a chuckle.“Yeah,
After inviting Mr. Crude in, Angela got down on the floor and then looked up at him and said, “I hear you enjoy anal sex.”He smiled as he said, “Yes, you heard right. Do you enjoy it?”Angela smiled and said, “I hope to find
jazz28625jazz: Cop knocked on the door and told the kid to turn down the music. Kid said, “Fuck you.” Cop said, “No, but I’ll fuck YOU!” Kid looked into the cop’s eyes and saw that he was serious, so he said, “Sure. Let’s do it.”
jazz28625jazz:Cop knocked on the door and told the kid to turn down the music. Kid said, “Fuck you.” Cop said, “No, but I’ll fuck YOU!” Kid looked into the cop’s eyes and saw that he was serious, so he said, “Sure. Let’s do it.”
jake2bb: Go to the Mall she said. Buy yourself some new pants she said…hmmm get yourself some good he head he said ;-) A little nervy, a little pervy. Follow at www.jake2bb.tumblr.com
babyyoureacriminal:chosenprat: I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did
teatrical: i have a friend whos gay and one day we asked him what was like to have “the conversation” with his parents, like telling them he was gay and he just said he never told them, and then he said “my brother who’s straight never went to
defiantdefinition: Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m not crying
sissy-slut-jax: Home Alone. I was home alone the other night. I was horny & had just about finished a bottle of wine. I was chatting with this guy on kik. He was a good looking black guy. He said he wanted to come over. I said sure. He asked
fleurotica: yesterday my dad hugged me out of the blue and told me how proud he was of me and how glad he is ive turned out the way i have and then today he looked at me and said you’re so lucky n i was like what and he said that you can wear no make
defiantdefinition: Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m not crying for
msteez: He said he wanted to see boobies Then he said he wanted one with no bra 😂
jakespot4:“Fuck, your so hard,” he said as our dicks pressed up against each other. “This is insane,” I replied as he grabbed my ass and pulled me closer. “What are we doing?” “Just checking things out,” he said. He was my wife’s best
hisfuckholeslave: disposableyoungslut: My ex-boyfriend texted me and said we should talk. When I picked him up he said he really missed me, that he was sorry for the abuse and that he wanted me to move back in. I was elated and quickly agreed, at which
babyyoureacriminal: chosenprat: I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I
mollywobbles123: onlydadjokes: I asked my nephew how old his dad was and he replied “six”. I said how can he only be six if you’re six? He said “because he’s only been a dad since I was born”
his-submissive-girl: He said he wanted to make me cry. I asked him why. He said he wanted to break something beautiful.
crazynerdandproud: chosenprat: I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did
writingdirty:#FlashFicFeb - Prompt 24 - HomeShe picked berries out back and herbs and mushrooms. In the beginning, he didn’t trust it at all. “You’ll poison us!” He said, in that way he said things where he was pretending to joke, but was actually
