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freedomoffun: I was sitting in a cafe when he walked in. His beautiful chocolate skin, his height, his build. It was all for me. We sat down next to me. I said “hello†he said hi back. We started talking and it quickly became flirting. As he talked
dadsfamilyandfriends: A week after the frat party cousin Brad invited me to I ran into one of his frat brothers at the mall. John drove me back to the frat house and said he fantasized about the life that I have, wishing he had had one like it. He said
Thanks guys! A guy once gave me a little card that said “Thanks for letting me fuck your ass”. He handed it to me right after we had fucked. It was our second date. I asked him how he’d known to make the crd ahead of time and he said
My art teacher said he never saw a curvaceous fairy before. He said they are always depicted frail and petite. He’s obviously never seen tinkerbell in action.
dothistomygf: My buddy said he’d interview my girlfriend for the position much after resisting, he asked if i was totally sure i wanted her to be his assistant. After i insisted he said fine, but she’d be working a lot and would have a lot of confidenti
idratherbevulcan: So today on the bus there was this little boy, he was talking to his mom about how he had a crush on someone in his class. His mom asked him “Oh, what’s her name, honey” and he said “no”. All she said was “Oh, is it a boy
Thanks everyone! When I’m not sick anymore, Master will enjoy his surprise. In the meantime, he said he’s very proud of me and he said to promise that as soon as my new toys get here, I’ll post pictures. -Master’s Pet, Raine
manwh0re: -alltimeblow: forevermeanstonight: “I met All Time Low and asked Alex for a hug.And he said no.He looked at me with dead seriousness in his eyes and said no and started walking in the opposite direction. I, thinking he was completely serious
Her shock wasn’t at what he said, but the fact that his comment might cause people to realize that they were actually fucking. He said that if he made jokes like that, nobody would suspect. What might or might not have been beside the point was
deliciously-deviant: mr-mrs-insatiable: deliciously-deviant Naughty girl….Mr. said no more sneaking kisses when he can’t see. He said he’d spank y— Oh. C’mere.
makeuamommy: cant-help-cheating: cheating-on-mywife: Honey a cable guy came by said he had to check out a few things around the house so I let him in. He said he’ll probably need to come back next week to make sure everything’s still okay. Mm…
dominantenough: He came back from his walk to the store and went into the bathroom. When he came out, he said, “Weren’t you going to clean the floor in there this weekend?” “Next on my list,” she said, looking up from her laptop. “I’ve
forthesiblings: “Do you have a condom?” I asked. “I never use condoms,” he said, as he slowly entered me. I moaned. “Ok,” I said as he let me adjust, then gently started pumping, “ but you, ahh, have to be, ugh, careful. I’m not, oooh,
gatsbysnewmoney: I did a custom for someone tonight, but he forgot I said I wouldn’t show my face and now he seems disappointed about it. He said it was “mostly sexy,” which made me feel a little bummed. So if anyone’s interested and wants to
At the point where he said cow, and because of the way he said it, she thought about something that her master in her first 24/7 relationship had required. Very early after she was collared he instructed her to fondle her breasts in a certain way eight
michmanblr: He knew she was nervous and shamed - He pointed to the young man mowing the lawn - and made her look, and said “do you find him sexy?” She nodded and blushed - He said “I think i will make you call him in and seduce and please him”
abstractvanity32:TF Shorts: Body Hopping“Fuck” Julie said as he looked down at his hairy chest. “Fuck I changed again” he said, as he got this new body’s phone out and looked at the time. Julie was experiencing a weird phenomenon and changing
“It was Jackson’s first day. His personality is bubbly and he has so much energy. So when he saw me, he said ‘Hey! B-boy King! B-boy King! Hi! Hi!” But instead of giving the same reaction, I just said ‘Oh…oh…’ and went away. So our first
mortalremedy: fullyrealized: zero0fruks0given: superfluousman: “Taako cant be fat cuz in the liveshow he said he wasnt a bear” you FOOLS, he could just not be hairy, and we know taako isnt super masc, learn ur gay culture I thought they said taako
careens: careens: he was a tater tot, she said see ya later thot she ran a hater blog, he said he was pepe frog
celestiawept2: “…then he said to me, he whisperedthat my plan was misconceivedthat my special plan for this world was a terrible mistake‘because,’ he said, ‘there is nothing to do and there is no where to go.there is nothing to be and there
philsf12: brainjock: The Naked Chef p. 4 Our Cooking Bro finally decided to give us his FULL FACE! Previously, this stud said he didn’t want to show his face because of work, so I asked him why the change of heart??? He said that he no longer gives
slbtumblng: wappahofficialblog: My art teacher said he never saw a curvaceous fairy before. He said they are always depicted frail and petite. He’s obviously never seen tinkerbell in action. No one has proven how fairies look. A world without Disney’s
baby-make-it-hurt: hobogoats: So a Men’s Rights Activist shot half a dozen girls because the ones he wanted rejected all his sexual advances. He said it was an “injustice”. He also said “This idea that sex is kind of a woman’s right to absolutely
hankmiller1966:I was staying with Uncle Ray and begged him to let me stay up and watch TV. He said okay and I thought he went to bed until I heard him call me. I looked up the stairs and he said “are you sure you don’t want to come to bed?” I changed
ramileli replied to your post: wow did house just make a pokemon reference Wait, what? Someone on my dash just asked if he referenced Arceus? yea he said something about arceus but i cant remember what he said
cersei: He repeated: “Long live the Republic!” crossed the room with a firm stride and placed himself in front of the guns beside Enjolras.“Finish both of us at one blow,” said he.And turning gently to Enjolras, he said to him:“Do you permit
askscruffasus: So hey, this week’s assignment was to make a storyboard of two characters interacting, with a third intervening. I happened to be bouncing ideas off Whatsapony, and he said I should use best pony! That was all great until he said he
midotakaism: someone probably already said this but can i just can i just say that rin could have given the cookies to momotarou since he said they were too sweet for his tastes but no he refused he wanted to keep them because rei made them specially
notvoid:This dude that works at my local taco bell says “tacotastic” and when i asked for a chalupa he said “beef steak or chicken which are you pickin”I asked for as many fire sauces he could give me and he said “sure i
opheliiacs: opheliiacs: Remember when my gay uncle accidentally raised a homophobic dog ok so basically he raised a hunting dog which would charge whenever he said “DEER!”, and one time he was messing around with his boyfriend and said “you’re
did-you-kno: Photographer Michel Denis-Huot, who captured these amazing pictures in Kenya , said he was astounded by what he saw:“These three brothers (cheetahs) have been living together since they left their mother at about 18 months old,’ he said.
spiffyrock21: OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM
ndrdm: “I asked him "What’s your name?”He said “Leo“ and I asked "and what’s your last name?" He said “Messi” and I didn’t know him. I asked him again for his last name to see if it sounded familiar. He
er0tic-reverie: “Do you taste as good as you look?” he asked her as he sat down beside her.“Excuse me?” she said as she closed her book.“I was wondering…if you’re as delicious as you look.” he said rephrasing his words.“Im sorry?”
kerihilsonscareer: my brother just walked into my room and i asked him what he was looking for then he said my ‘my swag’ and looked into the mirror then he said oh i found it
fullyrealized: zero0fruks0given: superfluousman: “Taako cant be fat cuz in the liveshow he said he wasnt a bear” you FOOLS, he could just not be hairy, and we know taako isnt super masc, learn ur gay culture I thought they said taako had a lean
s-indria: “Umm, I…that time, I asked…I asked Nine what he was always listening to. And he said it was music from a cold land…from Iceland. And then…he said that in Icelandic, V-O-N means ‘hope.’”
firefly-flashes: “Do you understand my rules, baby?” he asked, holding her cuffed wrists behind her. She nodded meekly. “I can’t hear you,” he said. “Yes, Sir,” she said immediately, looking a little nervous.“Good girl,,” he replied
chellzaintshit: strivingking: Why I was just talking to this nigga right….lol and he just met this girl or whatever… and he said that the girl told him that she had 35 bodies when he asked and then I said, “How do you even get a girl to admit
candlelightandchrisettemichele: 11-11-1992: asiaxcarter: My little brother is 5. He said the ambulance and firefighters save lives, but not the cops. I didnt teach him this! But at least he knows the truth 😔 You see how he said, “Not the cops”
queenof2spooky: Misha said he got a letter from a fan telling him how much the show had impacted her, and he said it meant so much to him that he’s been carrying it around in his bag for 6 months.
slipknots:i went to this guys house this weekend and slept on his couch n woke up to this cat standing on my tummy and i said “aww i didnt know you had a cat” and he said “yeah her names bev” then he paused and said “short for beverage”
chronicallyinvisibile: The doctor I went to last week was looking over my history and he said “Endometriosis?” and I said yes. And he said “Is that just your speculation or have you actually been diagnosed?” and I was like “I have been cut
chronicreality: The doctor I went to last week was looking over my history and he said “Endometriosis?” and I said yes. And he said “Is that just your speculation or have you actually been diagnosed?” and I was like “I have been cut open
eggplantallweek2: deviantdicks: jazz28625jazz:Cop knocked on the door and told the kid to turn down the music. Kid said, “Fuck you.” Cop said, “No, but I’ll fuck YOU!” Kid looked into the cop’s eyes and saw that he was serious, so he said,
kamer-plantje: the art teacher asked a boy in my class “but what is the meaning behind the red?” and he said “no there is no meaning i just like red” and she said “but is it like.. a red haze?” and he said “no it’s just red” I was
killmetatron: time to tell you a story, kiddos. one day at breakfast i looked up from my cup of tea and blurted out “dad…i like girls” and he said “in addition to boys or instead of?” and i said “in addition to” and he said “alright,
noselfpreservation: When I was little, I ran up to my dad and told him excitedly, “Mom said I was a lesbian!” He looked startled. “I don’t think she told you that,” he said slowly. “Yes she did! She said I was a lesbian!” “No,
rivai-lution: My ten year old tutoring student asked me if I was a boy or a girl today. I told him “Neither” and he said, “What are you then?” I said, “What is someone if they aren’t a boy or a girl?” and he said, “I dunno. Probably immortal.”
siblings-with-benefits: asistersspeciallove: Just the tip he said, he smiled sweetly, even said pretty please, just the tip. I should have known better, I said ok, the tip, next thing I knew my brother was balls deep in me and I didn’t want him to
noselfpreservation:When I was little, I ran up to my dad and told him excitedly, “Mom said I was a lesbian!”He looked startled. “I don’t think she told you that,” he said slowly.“Yes she did! She said I was a lesbian!”“No,
herdirtylittleheart:I said the hottest part was when he unsnapped her bodysuit and she was dripping wet.He said the hottest part was when she peeked back to watch him eat my ass while I was on all fours.She said the hottest part was when we both worked