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pussyeater69: jessieautumn: Lmao this shit I do when I’m drunk 😂😂😂 why is this still reblogable Because ur ass and thighs are delicious!!!
daredesire: ♡…drunk texting…♡ i’m tired of all this shit,i don’t know why i come back to you,i was a stupid,i hope you never talk to me again,because i’m not gonna be there for you anymore.fuck you and your lies.fuck you.
floralspit:I really wanna get drunk with someone and talk about pointless shit like dogs and then make out for hours but then fall asleep in each others arms
fuckyesvoltaire: ismayell: These computer programs taught themselves how to walk. Generation 80 don’t give a shit. Or: ”walking your drunk-ass friends home from the bar”
p0rn-pits-tits-clits: matthejew: holy fucking shit Gross I’ve actually kissed a chicks foot and my wife allowed it 💀. I was sooo drunk it all happened so fast and I get so grossed out about it every time it comes to mind. We are enemies now
nike-visions: Getting drunk by myself lmao hit me up. Want my mind off shit 🤷🏻♀️
mexicanho: cinco de mayo is tomorrow wow I’m..so excited …to see all the white people use that day as an excuse to get shit faced drunk off tequila and dress up in Mexican clothing as if it’s a costume or a joke ::) and then take it off at the
beatmefuckme: Daddy and his friends just got home from getting shit faced last night.. They’re really mean when they’re drunk. They saw me laying in bed sleeping and thought they should be my morning alarm cock ;) ….I’ve never been fucked and
cheatingcaps: “Don’t turn the light on mate, couple of us are trying to sleep here. No, your girlfriend isn’t here. Look, just go back to the party. It’s dark and you’re drunk, you can’t see shit mate.”
omgbobby46: omgbobby46: It’s CINCO de Mayo and I need a fantasy date to pump Margarita into to get stupid drunk and fuck the shit out of. There was only one choice possible Meagan Ortiz, here she is in all her raw Mexican heritage glory. If she isn’t
I’d rather be a burned out stoner than a shit-faced drunk any day
milkum: when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means
*smash head over the tablet*I’m way too drunk and tired for this shit
firstjumperonfire: okcupidescapades: one time when i was a little drunk and laying in bed with a guy, i kissed his neck and mumbled “i could beat the shit out of you” in his ear. he said “i know” imagine your otp
temptrsent: investigate-wellington: badwebb: abrotion: cleopat-ra: abrotion: a 30 y/o drunk man came up to me in a nightclub the other night and said “the economy might be shit but at least we have niall horan” i’m having trouble believing
liyumpeyn: temptrsent: investigate-wellington: badwebb: abrotion: cleopat-ra: abrotion: a 30 y/o drunk man came up to me in a nightclub the other night and said “the economy might be shit but at least we have niall horan” i’m having trouble
milkum:when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means
lunariums: bugtears: seokjinings: evan peters being a drunk idiot I literally fucking cannot take this Fucking shit marry me
someone buy me alcohol and get drunk with me I feel like shit
suspnd: milkum: when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it
tanglebox: oishiiasfuck: Remember that time all the Pokemon just ate good-ass looking food in the middle of the forest and got drunk. bulbasaur’s gonna fuck some shit up
gunsounds: marcijane: 😭 riiight!!! Fuck outta here you drunk THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE
purityrose: I really wanna get drunk with someone and talk about pointless shit like dogs and then make out for hours but then fall asleep in each others arms
ask me some shit I can answer drunk
I’m drunk as shit and I’m still in love with you.. I hope you aren’t gone for too long..
Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left When I’m drunk I’m
startariott: “just because drunk people drop shit”
princess-babycakes: hifivesforall: milkum: when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street.
cutiefairy: I really wanna get drunk with someone and talk about pointless shit like dogs and then make out for hours but then fall asleep in each others arms
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paletely: who volunteer to do crazy shit get high get drunk and make love with me
Getting black out drunk tonight because 2014 was a shit year.
fl0werr-child: Getting black out drunk tonight because 2014 was a shit year. hopefully I’ll have better luck in 2015….
all-hope-is-lost-here: fl0werr-child: I wish I had girlfriends that would make out with me when we got drunk…. :( Only the greatest friends do this and I sure as shit have them. ;) I obvis need better friends lmao.
I have a love/hate relationship with getting drunk. All fun & games while it’s happening but the next morning I wake up hung over as shit, not able to eat…. And this continues on till the next day. Like my tummy is still fucked up :(
