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afireinside: alilfallofrain: standinherspotlight: instagrust: .50 ภ.00 depending on the definition of drunk. If I remember what happened it doesn’t count, right? ฺ. yup. ห.50 … :| ๋ dollars?! Shit.
What’s more fun than not getting proper sleep at night?- Not getting proper sleep at night because your (most likely) drunk junkie brother has no idea that working people need sleep at nights and thus insists on texting you about shit that happened
startariott: “just because drunk people drop shit”
HOT DIGGITY DOG!
firstjumperonfire: okcupidescapades: one time when i was a little drunk and laying in bed with a guy, i kissed his neck and mumbled “i could beat the shit out of you” in his ear. he said “i know” imagine your otp
tanglebox: oishiiasfuck: Remember that time all the Pokemon just ate good-ass looking food in the middle of the forest and got drunk. bulbasaur’s gonna fuck some shit up
crybaby-bi: Ask me shit on anon I’m drunk 🍒
mycroft: i seriously have no recollection of following most of you. it’s like you stumbled into my house one night when i was drunk and we both just decided to roll with it because you occasionally spout some shit that i’m down with.
orchard-park: sartorus: Too happy, too drunk, to even care shit
shanwarma: ladiesloveduranduran: air64000: thedeedeedee: Oregon Trail… the game wagon you are drunk Goddamnit wagon you have a wife and kids waiting for you in Oregon get your shit together you are tearing this party apart. Wagon has died
Fuck this shit. After work tonight I’m getting drunk. Its only 12 hours away, but to me that’s like 2 days. I slept so shitty last night its like 2 days went by already. I’m sick of the way time passes for me. Maybe I should be cutting
So It looks like I got drunk last night and posted a ton of personal shit publicly that I never wanted anyone to know and should never have been seen by people. I tend to save stuff as drafts and transfer it out later but it looks like I just started
Its 2:10 am, I’m drunk and dressed like ash ketchum but with pokemon gotta catchem all pants and I have like an hour to just realy drink and stuff and hopefully just get completely numb because I;’m absolute shit.
alphascum: ellyvator: assbutttts: partyocelot: what the shit Now you know, dogs drink with the bottom of their tongues. jesus I’ve had dogs my whole life and never knew this!!!!! I’m too drunk to understand this
fuckyesvoltaire: ismayell: These computer programs taught themselves how to walk. Generation 80 don’t give a shit. Or: ”walking your drunk-ass friends home from the bar”
brentwalker092: Won’t be long ‘til a million boys are shit-faced drunk on spring break :)
spooky-nepeta: 2pooky-porrim: kungfucockcrusher: experimentalcupcake: I’ve heard a lot about Homestuck but never actually read it Inspired by this im laughing so hard rn oh shit you’ve figured us out sadly he wasnt drunk he DIED
okcupidescapades: one time when i was a little drunk and laying in bed with a guy, i kissed his neck and mumbled “i could beat the shit out of you” in his ear. he said “i know”
reblogable-memes: “because drunk people drop shit”
So I don’t need to be in at work until quarter to one in the afternoon. Haven’t had the joy to get real tipsy is a while, but mom gave me a glass of wine with ice. One of these Friday nights, I’m going to get shit-faced drunk with
So #Lyft really gonna drag this out and not return my lil bread. Returned what? A purse? I don’t own a fucking purse and I was dolo. Plus I didn’t lose anything. See, they think you be drunk or something and they be trying you. Shit crazy.
punkfatigue: no offense but I’m drunk and am cute as shit
punkfatigue:no offense but I’m drunk and am cute as shit
evilfriends: beanerofficial: o1w1o: girlsgraveyard: richrie: the dead silent crowd makes this 10x scarier this is the most ugly thing i think ive ever godamn seen This is me drunk and rambling about some shit at 3 am in the alley why does she
milkum: when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means
floralspit:I really wanna get drunk with someone and talk about pointless shit like dogs and then make out for hours but then fall asleep in each others arms
ladyvamp13: lilttlevampirelaura: derseolation: kushandcake: lolzpicx: A guy pushing a Great White Shark back into water. none of your shit today great white get out of here fish Go home you’re drunk. ^^^^^^ bahahahahha
artfrost:I’m too drunk for the shit that is currently my life. Can someone just come and hold me tight?
artfrost: I’m too drunk for the shit that is currently my life. Can someone just come and hold me tight?
slutzwithstandards: Is my outfit to slutty?lol….I’m going to be good. maybe a prince charming will be passed out at my place so i could rape the shit out of him when I stumble in drunk off my ass.
omolover1123: Oh shit! I’m so drunk I forgot to pull my pants down before I peed!
undaring: alphascum: ellyvator: assbutttts: partyocelot: what the shit Now you know, dogs drink with the bottom of their tongues. jesus I’ve had dogs my whole life and never knew this!!!!! I’m too drunk to understand this oh dear
guns & puppies
this shit is amazing, and i totally just finished off a bottle. happy thanksgiving, my lovely tumblr peeps!! i hope you enjoyed your day. i’m thoroughly full, and totally drunk, and just fucking loving life.
fuckyesvoltaire:ismayell: These computer programs taught themselves how to walk. Generation 80 don’t give a shit. Or: ”walking your drunk-ass friends home from the bar”
sintastein: Aoba and Noiz get drunk af and Koujaku has to deal with their shit.png aka i’m fucking tired of drawing their horrible shoesif anyone has ever written a fic of this i would murder to read it please
humbertsobek: *NSFW The full version of the former post. I don’t wanna tag this cause I dont want those above be searched by it. so if u see this, plz, shhhh… jeez, a long time without posting new shits(or actually being kinda drunk) really makes
cutiefairy: I really wanna get drunk with someone and talk about pointless shit like dogs and then make out for hours but then fall asleep in each others arms You and me both
thisistbeezy: I promise me and my bruh do this every weekend lhh #Amsterdam #MW3 shit gets Real!!! #drink #Game #army #life #chillin #guns #shot #drunk #faded (Taken with Instagram)
im having an anxiety attack and just wish i was drunk or having sex so i wouldn’t have to think about all this shit… :’(
inked-m3rmaid:im having an anxiety attack and just wish i was drunk or having sex so i wouldn’t have to think about all this shit… :’(
Lil drunk ask me shit
youngblackqueen: xbean: yanelknows: hydrochloric-flaccid: When Travi$ Scott and Young Thug were recording “Maria I’m Drunk” ifjaigioioegiojgij I’m weak as shit. Where’s Justin? Is he the chip? 😭😭😭😭😭
iamkhadijahjames: gregwuzhere: iamkhadijahjames: gregwuzhere: thaunderground: @sirl33tespeak of the devil I like the cheddar biscuits but if I’m giving this Fogo de Chao dick I better get some damn Brazilian steakhouse dinner Yall going take
Various pictures of me. I was drunk as shit in the second one. Happy blackout fam!
antiandrogen: aries: eat hot cheetoos taurus: lay around gemini: lie and talk shit thru wifi cuz they phone never on cancer: get drunk leo: smoke weed virgo: wash they pussy in tha sink libra: be bi sexual scorpio: suck dick/get a sew in weave
mexicanho: cinco de mayo is tomorrow wow I’m..so excited …to see all the white people use that day as an excuse to get shit faced drunk off tequila and dress up in Mexican clothing as if it’s a costume or a joke ::) and then take it off at the
brentwalker092: Shit-faced drunk and naked with the bro—of COURSE they did :)
