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startariott: Lmao “just because drunk people drop shit”
alexander: This is literally just another day on the subway in NYC, like legit you see some real shit when you’re on your way to hangover brunch on sunday and there is still drunk people on the train like it gets wild
kink-dot-inc: We sat around getting drunk one night and she started talkin shit about my girlfriend. She said she knew she wasn’t the type to give a good blowjob and asked if she ever swallowed. I stuttered a little and tried to lie but she laughed
startariott: “just because drunk people drop shit”
fuckyesvoltaire: ismayell: These computer programs taught themselves how to walk. Generation 80 don’t give a shit. Or: ”walking your drunk-ass friends home from the bar”
milkum: when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means
patriotmarine: startariott: “just because drunk people drop shit” ^^^^^
superbears: COUNTRY CHUNKY HUSKY BOYS SO WANT BOTH idle hands they absolutely got shit-faced drunk and when it got dark, they laid each other out right there on that thar grass patch and fucked in the moonlight.
ningen-suki: IT’S ERWIN AND LEVI’S REAL VOICE ACTORS SINGING (they’re so drunk, holy shit). I can’t breathe, I’m dying
narwhalgiggles: fuckyesvoltaire: ismayell: These computer programs taught themselves how to walk. Generation 80 don’t give a shit. Or: ”walking your drunk-ass friends home from the bar” The new jurrasic world looks great
berdosalah: Imagine tho snas get so drunk he fell asleep in grillbys and pap brought him home and realized some shit like “bro you cant go to grillbys for now on”
tanglebox: oishiiasfuck: Remember that time all the Pokemon just ate good-ass looking food in the middle of the forest and got drunk. bulbasaur’s gonna fuck some shit up
heyitsapril: NSFW: Two sips of champagne and I’m already drunk cuz my body is so ready to not feel 2016 anymore. Cheers to gettin the fuck outta this shit.
zinkleynhans: queenofthedreamers: watchtheskytonight: littletrenchcoatangel: starkidjordan: pablopandemonium: 8 drunk guys jumped Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki. And guess what? JARED FREAKING BROKE HIS HAND BEATING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THEM.
societedemerde: aguylikephil: senor-bizarro: I LOVE BOOZE BOOZE LOVES ME HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO PEE I’M SO SMASHED I’M FALLING ON THE FLOOR ALCOHOLIC DINOSAUR i will remember this picture until the next time i get drunk
yoursluttymom: You actually think that your friends love coming over your house because your mom is “cool” unlike their moms and lets you guys drink all night.The truth is it’s what goes on after you’ve passed out shit drunk that makes your
Ian so drunk now holysh shit
ngabriella18: mostly10: porrn: Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone??? THIS IS SO FUCKING ACCURATE I SHIT YOU NOT
daddyslittlebub: I’m v v v drunk and my makeup is banging I must be ok cause a 60 yr old hit on me Gonna get daddy to dominate me to fuck in a bit with whips and shit yesss💖
mccprincess: mr-doll-collector: needylittlecunt: I’m getting drunk af, ask me weird shit. 💁 Handcuffs or rope?Rape van or trunk?Ballgag or duct tape?Benzos or uppers?Knife or pistol?Ski mask or Jason mask?Irrumatio or forced humiliating insertions?In
under-a-r0ck: puke-prince: moon-cosmic-power: littlefuckinglesbian: I wonder whose arms I would run and fall into, if I was drunk in a room with every person I have ever loved. fuck. this got me fucked up shit Interesting thought.
plurguardian: startariott: Lmao “just because drunk people drop shit” I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED This is next level. My alcoholism is evolving! I wonder if it effects the taste though?
thehotgirlproject: gang0fwolves: i be listenin to Freek-A-Leek and gettin into it up until the part where he say ”..and love to get get her pussy licked by another bitch, cause I ain’t drunk enough to do that shit “ you talkin bout how freaky
I’ve heard white drunk college boys say more disrespectful shit to cops than Sandra Bland did, but she is dead…and they have graduated with their degrees. Have decent to good jobs. Living life.
liyumpeyn: temptrsent: investigate-wellington: badwebb: abrotion: cleopat-ra: abrotion: a 30 y/o drunk man came up to me in a nightclub the other night and said “the economy might be shit but at least we have niall horan” i’m having trouble
Waking up to find drunk bathroom selfies from a friend is the shit ^.^
fantasy-n-imagination: “If you don’t want to come wreck shit with us, at least find a drunk to drink and loosen up for once.” —Nezz
reblogable-memes: “because drunk people drop shit”
onion-souls: paper-mario-wiki: i love how the Max Headroom TV hijacking incident is seen as this creepy unexplained event in the 80s and it’s all over “scary content” channels and shit when in reality it was probably just a drunk nerd fucking
yeahhbuddyitscris: cressida Bro, your mirrors look drunk. Straighten that shit up!
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eightlimbedpanda: captainbuckyohare: joesdaily: Breaking news from India: DON’T FALL ASLEEP DRUNK! wat Holy shit, did they get the guy out?! honestly, i feel that this caption is incorrect. snakes rarely eat anything that large and survive. no
eightlimbedpanda: yindy: eightlimbedpanda: captainbuckyohare: joesdaily: Breaking news from India: DON’T FALL ASLEEP DRUNK! wat Holy shit, did they get the guy out?! honestly, i feel that this caption is incorrect. snakes rarely eat anything
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I DIDN'T GET DRUNK ENOUGH FOR THIS SHIT
justbeccause: life-of-beyonce: I was on youtube and I found this gem. A group called MiC Lowry from Liverpool, England. Here they are singing a mashup of..Drunk In Love/Locked Out Of Heaven/Flawless. Oh SHIT
hujanpergi: I got tired of doing stupid shit or having sex with girls I don’t want to have sex with. I always end up with the girls that I don’t want when I’m fucking drunk, ‘cause I’m a fucking idiot. Standards go down, and waking up next
Louisville has nothing to offer I'm bout to get drunk as shit.
rastaqueen3000ad: gang0fwolves: i be listenin to Freek-A-Leek and gettin into it up until the part where he say ”..and love to get get her pussy licked by another bitch, cause I ain’t drunk enough to do that shit “ you talkin bout how freaky
imaginehowistouchmydick: queenofthedreamers: watchtheskytonight: littletrenchcoatangel: starkidjordan: pablopandemonium: 8 drunk guys jumped Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki. And guess what? JARED FREAKING BROKE HIS HAND BEATING THE LIVING SHIT
princess-babycakes: hifivesforall: milkum: when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street.
