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batman-nolanverse: donnamissal: The Drunk Knight Rises. Gettin real tired of your shit, Mr. Wayne.
hotcunts: I fucking love the kinds of shit straight guys get unto when drunk…. such a hot cock to have resting on your face
“WHY DID YOU LINK IT RATHER THAN JUST POST IT” LINK RIGHT HERE: https://derpibooru.org/1393499Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnd shit! I’m late on my weekly pones! Now, it’s not as if I was shitfaced ass-blasted super-drunk or something over the weekend…
Happy Fourth of July
legendly: I’m posting a butt pic bc this shit is dead, i’m drunk & need excitement in my life
ask-human-octavia: Nice try Riddle-Scratch! See, I should have been studying instead of doing this. Also, when I answer questions late at night, it’s like I’m drunk, and I come up with shit like this.
Getting drunk and playing games! Today was my last day of work, so I’m celebrating by getting tipsy and playing breath of the wild. I can’t wait to see what I’m capable of and figure shit out, it’s incredibly terrifying to
what’s stopping me from getting absolutely wine drunk and shit posting?? nothing??ok stay tuned
Right I’m about to tackle the messenger but I’m drunk. If my response is non existent, angry or grumpy now you know why. Don’t send stupid shit and I’ll be pleasant. Honestly I love receiving messages but the nice messages get buried under a pile
shylittlebaby:Right I’m about to tackle the messenger but I’m drunk. If my response is non existent, angry or grumpy now you know why. Don’t send stupid shit and I’ll be pleasant. Honestly I love receiving messages but the nice messages get buried
shylittlebaby: shylittlebaby:Right I’m about to tackle the messenger but I’m drunk. If my response is non existent, angry or grumpy now you know why. Don’t send stupid shit and I’ll be pleasant. Honestly I love receiving messages but the nice
shylittlebaby: shylittlebaby: shylittlebaby: Right I’m about to tackle the messenger but I’m drunk. If my response is non existent, angry or grumpy now you know why. Don’t send stupid shit and I’ll be pleasant. Honestly I love receiving messages
zinkleynhans: queenofthedreamers: watchtheskytonight: littletrenchcoatangel: starkidjordan: pablopandemonium: 8 drunk guys jumped Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki. And guess what? JARED FREAKING BROKE HIS HAND BEATING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THEM.
princeofbellehair: Ok but imagine trying to walk up that shit drunk
fuckyesvoltaire:ismayell: These computer programs taught themselves how to walk. Generation 80 don’t give a shit. Or: ”walking your drunk-ass friends home from the bar”
societedemerde: aguylikephil: senor-bizarro: I LOVE BOOZE BOOZE LOVES ME HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO PEE I’M SO SMASHED I’M FALLING ON THE FLOOR ALCOHOLIC DINOSAUR i will remember this picture until the next time i get drunk
mexicanho: cinco de mayo is tomorrow wow I’m..so excited …to see all the white people use that day as an excuse to get shit faced drunk off tequila and dress up in Mexican clothing as if it’s a costume or a joke ::) and then take it off at the
startariott: “just because drunk people drop shit”
bvb1123:Oh shit! I’m so drunk I forgot to pull my pants down before I peed!
fuckyesvoltaire: ismayell: These computer programs taught themselves how to walk. Generation 80 don’t give a shit. Or: ”walking your drunk-ass friends home from the bar”
trashfirefallon: Me, trying to have a casual conversation at dinner: anyone ever pull a GI tube out of… I mean, uh,,,, don’t you hate it when the person your working on has no teeth so you have …to.. shit I, uh,,, fuc..k..Me, while drunk later:
tanglebox: oishiiasfuck: Remember that time all the Pokemon just ate good-ass looking food in the middle of the forest and got drunk. bulbasaur’s gonna fuck some shit up
putyourpawsupbitch: startariott: “just because drunk people drop shit” 2nd one 4 me
1.mod pic 2.ahhhhh,SHIT WHAT THE FUCK LIGHTING!!!!!!!! 3.can someone plzzzz make a pic of my OC looking sick,also another of it looking drunk,and one last one of him sleepy?plzz,I need it,and if you can,make it a gif
firstjumperonfire: okcupidescapades: one time when i was a little drunk and laying in bed with a guy, i kissed his neck and mumbled “i could beat the shit out of you” in his ear. he said “i know” imagine your otp
okcupidescapades: one time when i was a little drunk and laying in bed with a guy, i kissed his neck and mumbled “i could beat the shit out of you” in his ear. he said “i know”
markiplier: biohazard-kandi-kid: markiplier: officialtreehugger: markiplier: mysterylou: I think mark is drunk I can’t drink, I will literally die. Maybe he’s high I can’t high, I will literally fly. YOUR PUNS ARE SHIT. YOUR SENPAI IS
snazziest: fuckyesvoltaire: ismayell: These computer programs taught themselves how to walk. Generation 80 don’t give a shit. Or: ”walking your drunk-ass friends home from the bar” You can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a woman’s
milkum: when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means
southern-socialite404: sham-dashtt:Drunk Atl Nites 😩 some shit I would do
inhisjeans89: I love getting drunk with my Tío and his work buddies. He buys me all the alcohol I want, and I repay my him by sucking the shit out his boys. I’m the only one allowed to suck his thick Mexican cock, it’s been that way ever since I
unclefather: he drunk as shit ai tedy, nãõ é só você
omgbobby46: omgbobby46: It’s CINCO de Mayo and I need a fantasy date to pump Margarita into to get stupid drunk and fuck the shit out of. There was only one choice possible Meagan Ortiz, here she is in all her raw Mexican heritage glory. If she isn’t
faggland: It’d taken 4 hours and a case of beer, but Ben finally got his roommate drunk enough to let me kiss his big toe. Unfortunately for Ben, his roommate would remember everything and beat the shit out of him in the morning for being a fag
growingexjock1986: swellnup: jake-the-drunk: holy shit He’s going to pop Its me
Regret does not equal rape. =_= Tired of this “consenting while drunk” is rape shit. Fuckin’ grow up. If that were true every man on earth has probably been raped 6 billion times more than every woman.
grinchlybear: babygoatsandfriends: dailypizzaeater: pokesmot240: babygoatsandfriends: i don’t know what the context of this is.. but a goat was arrested. holy shit i think this is my coworker’s goat!!!! it recently was arrested. goat got drunk
tvlkinghevds: tastygravy: everyone please watch this video this is humanity in it’s purest form this reminds me of the time camilles brother barged into her room piss drunk while we were trying to sleep and starting babbling and ranting holy shit
keyserspooke: knifeandlighter: keyserspooke: knifeandlighter replied to your post “Am I drunk enough to read naruto?” that shit is pure trash. yeah but its ending plus better than blech sooooo everything is better than bleach. mai-chans daily
pikaballoons: GHOLY SHIT I AM A DRUNK FUCK THE FESTIVAL SUCKED BC EVANS LMOA BT I GOT A LOT OF BEER 5PM AND FUCKED UP GOOD JOB congrats
I’m drunk texting every bitch….holy shit.
notcrazyiswear:sexhaver:collegeProbably whoever has finals to study for Shit I’m this type of drunk person.
keldeoxerneas: orararas: quick edit dump of these two in this arc, ‘cause they’re hella adorable and everyone deserves a relationship like this BFFS 4 EVA! Fighting a middle schooler drunk as shit
Oh No!!!!!! Time to break out “My Immortal!” this is only going downhill/awesome from here!!!! Dear god!!!!!!
