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kc86669: My friend’s mom got super day drunk and called me in her room. She wanted me to see her terrible tit job. She continued to undress and she then started to blow me. I bent her over and fucked the shit out of her. She begged be to cum in her
bollocksmichael-shutupgavin: Tumblr here’s your bag of popcorn get your shit together and go home, you’re drunk
startariott: “just because drunk people drop shit”
fuckyeahwierd: I might be drunk but this is the funniest shit ever
xenosaurus: the-drunk-game-master:xenosaurus:i, foolishly, decided to try catching up on my x-men comics. went, ah, shit, that event happening has “X” in the title. how bad is it, I thought to myself.this bad is it. what in the goddamn hell.
tanglebox: oishiiasfuck: Remember that time all the Pokemon just ate good-ass looking food in the middle of the forest and got drunk. bulbasaur’s gonna fuck some shit up
lustforlinda: startariott: Lmao “just because drunk people drop shit” I NEED THIS.
size-goddess: sexandsexting: What’s my favorite genre of FUCKING MUSIC?!? Part 2 of this crazy hot bitch LOL! I’ve seen this before, this girl is on some shit or she’s drunk xD
fuckyesvoltaire: ismayell: These computer programs taught themselves how to walk. Generation 80 don’t give a shit. Or: ”walking your drunk-ass friends home from the bar”
firstjumperonfire: okcupidescapades: one time when i was a little drunk and laying in bed with a guy, i kissed his neck and mumbled “i could beat the shit out of you” in his ear. he said “i know” imagine your otp
scarletthedork: Last night I got drunk and said and did some shit that hurt myself and others so here’s a Lapis. I’ll probably legit finish and color this one day when I’m more sober. Please do not repost or remove the caption.
milkum: when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means
my-dearest-holmes-boys: drunk-lock: memewhore: vrisktorias-sekret: all-good-usernames-are-taken: WHAT A LITTLE SHIT i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND THEN HE JUST “REBELLION” I’ve never yet been able to resist reblogging this goddamit
c-atty: I don’t think I ever posted these but these were my first pictures from 2015. recreational-shrugs & I drunk as shit 😌🎉
azbabexo: i figured y'all were due for some uncensored shit I was drunk. To see even more purchase premium! Snapwithjolene.com
topsthatbtm: midnite-wet-dreamz: Shit got wild this past weekend during the boy’s getaway with your uncle. Got drunk after the Pats game and went back to the hotel. He’s noticed you looking at his manly body before and said it kinda turned on. Just
omgbobby46: It’s CINCO de Mayo and I need a fantasy date to pump Margarita into to get stupid drunk and fuck the shit out of. There was only one choice possible Meagan Ortiz, here she is in all her raw Mexican heritage glory. If she isn’t my #1 she
desunut: My friend is drunk as shit and is trying to get me laid.
snazziest: fuckyesvoltaire: ismayell: These computer programs taught themselves how to walk. Generation 80 don’t give a shit. Or: ”walking your drunk-ass friends home from the bar” You can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a woman’s
victoria-westover: startariott: “just because drunk people drop shit” @selfiezona
lovegrannies: flabbysaggers: So I’m drunk, but I don’t give a shit… I’m horny and gonna find me someone to fuck… that’s what I’m gonna do… I WANT TO FUCK HER BIG TIME.
liyumpeyn: temptrsent: investigate-wellington: badwebb: abrotion: cleopat-ra: abrotion: a 30 y/o drunk man came up to me in a nightclub the other night and said “the economy might be shit but at least we have niall horan” i’m having trouble
Just finished watching Fifty Shades of Grey and omfg
thatssoaustin: unmute this for the love of god
gays-cats-and-funnies: ruinedchildhood: Jean, you’re doing it wrong, you fucking sloppy drunk bitch. Yeah Jean, get your shit together.
since i’m back in afro territory, i’ve also become a head wrap citizen again.
this whiskey and ginger ale is strong as fuck, so i think i’m gonna play the sims or craft. haven’t decided yet. ~wild monday night~
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skarsgardaddict: “I mean, fuck, I still wake up shivering in the foetal position. I’m incredibly grateful for the opportunities I get. Getting drunk on someone else’s dime listening to ABBA is brilliant, but my life is still shit. I’m still agonising.
mydrunkkitchen: This week on My Drunk Kitchen… shit gets real. @49ers #QuestforSix
brodickhung: GET YOU A LIGHT NIGGA ….DRUNK AS SHIT🙌🏽👑
boxerharry: narcissa getting drunk on red wine and talking shit about lucius to the house elves while hes at death eater meetings
cutiefairy: I really wanna get drunk with someone and talk about pointless shit like dogs and then make out for hours but then fall asleep in each others arms
I’m so drunk tonight but damn, it’s so good cause I’m free from all these shit thoughts.
jehovahhthickness: find-yourchill: prettyboyshyflizzy: brelove0669: shadesofremembrance: @brelove0669 @shadesofremembrance IM TOO DRUNK FOR THIS FAM LOL 💀 😭😭😭😭😭 Y'all ain’t shit for this fam 😂😂😂😭😭 Omg 😂
rectangle3: This guy is just plain smoking hot, sexy, and erotic. Love his sheepish smile and his sly innocence. I’d love to take him out, buy him dinner, get him drunk as shit and suck him into tomorrow. And, what a cock! I’d love to see his balls
mascmenreblog: While you were passed out shit faced drunk I had a little fun… Don’t worry I cleaned up your huge creamy mess with my mouth…. A mouth is a mouth to these unaware cocky jocks who had a little too much to drink ;) #EXCITING