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lolsofunny: He is having none of your snake shit today. Let me just smack this poisonous snake… Snakes can smell fear, and this guy ain’t afraid of your no leg having, scaly skinned, sissy hissing bitch ass. Maybe I’m sleep drunk but I’m
fuckyesvoltaire: ismayell: These computer programs taught themselves how to walk. Generation 80 don’t give a shit. Or: ”walking your drunk-ass friends home from the bar”
floralspit:I really wanna get drunk with someone and talk about pointless shit like dogs and then make out for hours but then fall asleep in each others arms
milkum: when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means
legendly: I’m posting a butt pic bc this shit is dead, i’m drunk & need excitement in my life
biandnerdy: biandnerdy: Lol I forgot about this one. I think I was drunk as shit 😅 Ask me how you can purchase private videos and pics 😘
I’m drunk, ask me shit.
the-drunk-time-traveler:killmeimbroke:NATIVE AMERICANS ARE GOING MISSINGNATIVE AMERICANS ARE GOING MISSINGNATIVE AMERICANS ARE GOING MISSINGNATIVE AMERICANS ARE GOING MISSINGSIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUTTA THISSUBTITLES:Person on camera: “calling on
benjamintherealest: Long Story Short: Madoka and Homura are about to fuck and shit where a drunk Junko walks in on them. Being the caring mother she is, Junko gives Madoka and Homura short lesson on using condoms and dental dam before any sexual act
thatfunnyblog: “OR JUST BEC DRUNK PEOPLE DROP SHIT” LOL
princessplugs: drunk-horny: Squirting on that dick!…..hot shit! @pornloveforall More wow. (_☀_)
Man my only thoughts were holy shit never get drunk when you live then and then immediately after oh god so not baby safe!
camouflagequeen: beerandbackwoods: hicktownkindaboy: druginfluenced: h-airon: Drink, drank, drunk… fucking gf goals WAIT SHE JUST CRACKED THAT BITCH WITH HER TEETH!! Y’all over here using your keys and shit… get on her level!!!! Wait, who
mexicanho: Cinco De Mayo is tomorrow wow I’m…so excited …to see all the white people use that day as an excuse to get shit faced drunk off tequila and dress up in Mexican clothing as if it’s a costume or a joke and then take it off at the end
chezphoto: chezphoto: “I want to bake cookies. I want to go camping. I want to take a trip to the Caribbean all by my goddamn self and get drunk as shit under the stars, away from everyone I know, and listen to the sound of the ocean. I want to
ahsteria: fail that test. get drunk and throw up. have your heart broken. burn your toast. be late to class. break a glass. kiss someone awkwardly. look like shit. walk into a pole. eat a pint of ice cream. lose a friend. fail, make mistakes, because
societedemerde: aguylikephil: senor-bizarro: I LOVE BOOZE BOOZE LOVES ME HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO PEE I’M SO SMASHED I’M FALLING ON THE FLOOR ALCOHOLIC DINOSAUR i will remember this picture until the next time i get drunk
gala dinner! the lighting in our apartment bathroom was shit and this photo was taken at 3.30 in the morning while massively drunk. haha. lameeeee.
attentio-n: wow seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? when I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies Yeah 13 year olds, get your fucking shit together.
hifivesforall: milkum: when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get
When you're drunk as fuck and you want to talk shit to everyone whose ever fucked you over
onlyblackgirl: interpolgroupieswearblack: scruffmeplease: weepingdildo: Wisest words of this century This is the realist shit ever spoke How drunk was this woman or was it meth? It’s wisdom, get chu some.
HAHAHAHA ITS AMERICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY AKA THE DAY MERICA WAS LIKE “FUCK YOU ENGLAND WERE OUR OWN COUNTRY NOW" 237 YEARS AGO TODAY JUST IN CASE YOU POOR FREEDOMLESS PEOPLE DIDNT KNOW SO YAY GET DRUNK BLOW SHIT UP
lovel-ylesbian: I’m not nearly enough drunk enough for this shit
texasinmyrearviewmirror: praiseful: praiseful: You’re never truly over someone until you’re over them when you’re drunk, too. This is some real shit
firstjumperonfire: okcupidescapades: one time when i was a little drunk and laying in bed with a guy, i kissed his neck and mumbled “i could beat the shit out of you” in his ear. he said “i know” imagine your otp
LMAO bro I’m really 21 now. I’m just happy to be alive and healthy and shit like that. Bigger and better things are to come but as of right now I’m fenna get drunk as a bit
eatsleepraverrepeat: Eat Sleep Rave Repeat My girlfriend knows I’m drunk when I start saying s lot of cute cheesy shit
killerkurves: princesssprinklebutt: And then of course my drunk ass would take this shit xD #countertopselfies #selfie #me #bluehair #blueeyes #booty #newyears #drunkaf #lmao #bigbootyproblems
realbuttrear: Lol…bitches think it’s a game until a nigga get drunk and pull out 10 inch of hard black dick to match that shit!!!
I need to get drunk. I mean like SUPER shit faced.
being drunk alone is the funniest shit ever
hitherintheshitter: your drunk girlfriend getting her shit packed in a bathroom at some random party
jessieminx: Before I got shit faced drunk today. I look sexyyyy if you ask me - and it’s officially my birthday!
nvbianprincess: Last night I got drunk and my roommate made me a microwaved sandwich of just bread and Rolos and I ate that shit Just like chocolate spread….with a little caramel? Not my cup o’ tea lol but next time try it in a sandwich
lampfaced: piglii: drunk-karma: cataradical: sugar-velvet: should…should I be turned on? i’m conflicted those wires, though hnggh~<3 #people on this site would fuck a robot without a second thought holy shit I remember this fucking episode
startariott: “just because drunk people drop shit”
thawatchai52: imonmywayup: erwin-und-panzer: Hey Ivan lets scare the shit out of motoristsNyet Sergei you are drunk is bad ideaToo late I. Can’t. Stop. Laughing. Nfj
beyonce with her drunk in love stuck in my head and shit
tanglebox: oishiiasfuck: Remember that time all the Pokemon just ate good-ass looking food in the middle of the forest and got drunk. bulbasaur’s gonna fuck some shit up
imaginehowistouchmydick: queenofthedreamers: watchtheskytonight: littletrenchcoatangel: starkidjordan: pablopandemonium: 8 drunk guys jumped Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki. And guess what? JARED FREAKING BROKE HIS HAND BEATING THE LIVING SHIT
and now I’m all pissed off at my dad arghdsgja like really the other day we passed by these 2 drunk guys shouting, not fighting, just being noisy and shit and my dad TRIES TO TALK TO THEM like it was so amusing to him and wants to get involved
alexander: This is literally just another day on the subway in NYC, like legit you see some real shit when you’re on your way to hangover brunch on sunday and there is still drunk people on the train like it gets wild
coochiejuice: if you drunk and throwin up, thats lifeif you study all night and still get a C? lifeya mama call you downstairs and she dont really want shit? l i f ea nigga step on yo shoe and you whoop his fuckin ass? thats his life
