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severalowls: dajo42: dajo42: a 500 word short story with the same plot as your novel that explores how quickly the problem could be solved by sonic the hedgehog knuckles gamgee @gamgee
purple-possibilities: becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys: dajo42: dajo42: dajo42: dajo42: Princess Peach was really just like “my castle is gonna be a weird museum with maybe some living quarters tucked away somewhere but mostly just magic portals
wongbal: dajo42: dajo42: a few weeks ago i was playing smash ultimate and my brother was like “you play with final smash on?” and i was like, yeah, my dude, i play the ridiculous cartoon character fighting game where byleth and captain olimar can
sturmtruppen: brotticelli: dajo42:dajo42:i’m all for ghosts who are nervous about their first haunting but i’m also all for ghosts on their millionth haunting who are just showing up for the paycheck at this point “you’re on big house in the
total-kawaii-gay: dajo42: dajo42: being poly is nice but i literally accidentally scheduled two dates on the same night i was honest about it and now the three of us are going on one single date. maybe i just ruined every sitcom Imagine your ot3
gentlemangeek: dajo42: quietdoppelganger: dajo42: truth or bear Bear??? THEY HAVE CHOSEN THE BEAR @artemispanthar
brotticelli: dajo42: dajo42: i’m all for ghosts who are nervous about their first haunting but i’m also all for ghosts on their millionth haunting who are just showing up for the paycheck at this point “you’re on big house in the woods duty
aliencatart: dajo42: transmemesatan: dajo42: dajo42: why didn’t the skeleton go to the party they already did like seven things that day and didn’t have the energy to socialise so they stayed at home to recharge and would appreciate not being
teaboot: dajo42: dajo42: i couldnt survive in a sitcom so many characters are just dicks for absolutely no reason and i would. simply have to punch them. the way people treat each other in like every single sitcom makes me so angry and i would be on
callmebliss: bairnsidhe: dajo42: blue-lives-aint-shit: dajo42: why are my hands cold but not the rest of me The ghosts are holding your hands how romantic…… Why are ghosts holding my feet? Kinky people die too
the-cats-pajamboree: dajo42: dajo42: harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known” teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad” [albus arrives at hogwarts]albus:
dajo42: “what are your plans for the future?”“then what are your major skills?” “but what are your hobbies?” “something else. there has to be something else.”
dajo42: whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
dajo42: When you and your best friend both think the same thing
dajo42: fredead-weasley: The best damn thing about Quidditch is there’s no gender separation like wizards don’t give a fuck if youre boy or girl as long as you chuck that damn quaffle through the goal. nonbinary quidditch players-“are you a boy
dajo42: how fucked up would it be if an astronaut was coming back to earth and everybody hid for a bit
dajo42: when you and your best friend both think the same thing
dajo42:“bro. bro don’t talk that way. bro you’re totally unique in the universe. there’s nobody else like you bro. bro seriously you mean so much to me bro. bro. you’re a special broflake”
dajo42: hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do i installed a camera in your room i’m watching you
dajo42: laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead
dajo42: “this tastes like shit” “haha how do you know what that ta-”
dajo42:i logged on to twitter.com and saw somebody say “plutonium is fictional because it doesnt exist in nature”. which, one, i dont think is entirely true, im fairly certain trace amounts of plutonium exist in natural uranium deposits, and two,
dajo42: “tea is just leaf water!” “yeah well coffee is just bean water!” wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water.
dajo42: imagine showing up to work one day and all the windows are broken, stuff is all tipped over and scattered around the floor and it seems like there’s nobody around but then you see this sign and somebody’s spray-painted a big red 0 over the
dajo42: i had a dream last night that frosty the snowman was angry at me for calling him frosty the snowman and he was like “listen you rusty screw how would you like it if i called you fleshy the skinwoman”
dajo42: “you can’t just respond to everything with finger guns”
dajo42: “you have nice bone structure” can either mean “i find you aesthetically pleasing” or “you will be a strong warrior in the skeleton war”
dajo42:oh no… a person… used their own electronic device… that they own, that is theirs… to take a picture of their own face… that they own, that is theirs… and in doing so they hurt nobody… and took nothing away from anybody… oh no…
dajo42: alphaaraptor: original post [x] this is the happiest day of my life
dajo42:figured out what all my posts were missing! it was the sun wearing shades in the top left corner
dajo42: tag yourselves as newts i’m crunchy crepe aaaaaaaaaaaa
dajo42: when you and your friend try to show each other off to the same person
dajo42: atlopez: tight could’ve gone so wrong
dajo42: How people think digital art works
dajo42: what if you thought you weren’t getting a kiss at midnight and you were upset about it and suddenly there’s an explosion of light in the sky and john barrowman just descends gracefully and gives you the biggest kiss in the universe
dajo42: give-castiel-a-dean: “have you ever watched the show Supern-”
dajo42: ohmylaurie: Today in “You can like something even if it’s not perfect” this is my absolute favourite vine of all vines
dajo42: i’ve been watching kitchen nightmares
dajo42: if i’m ever famous and get asked the same inane misogynist questions every single female celebrity gets asked i’m just gonna respond with answers to the questions they should be asking“were you able to wear underwear under your costume?”“well,
dajo42: being warned steven universe will consume your life but watching it anyway
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