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dajo42: juvia-makes-it-rain: A wonderful animation full of flower symbolism in which a teenage girl cuts her hair short, becomes a crossdresser, and poses as a dude while joining a bunch of guys in an Asian country whose leader is an attractive love
dajo42: when you and your best friend both think the same thing
dajo42: [pours water back and forth between beakers] im a sciencer
dajo42: one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him his pen had stopped working before
dajo42: her profile said some other weird shit but on the plus side i got to call her mustard
dajo42: people always tell oppressed groups “don’t fight fire with fire” but never tell the oppressors “don’t start the fire” what’s up with that
dajo42: how fucked up would it be if an astronaut was coming back to earth and everybody hid for a bit
dajo42:my name is Pup,and wen i tire,and so tu slepi muste retire,i haf no needfor pillowed hed-i lay on froot.banana bed.
dajo42: [starts watching a new show because the gifsets look cool and i want to reblog them]
dajo42: “you can’t just respond to everything with finger guns”
dajo42:Did You Know That Not Every Villain Needs A Redemption Arc Sometimes People Are Just Bad
dajo42:oh no… a person… used their own electronic device… that they own, that is theirs… to take a picture of their own face… that they own, that is theirs… and in doing so they hurt nobody… and took nothing away from anybody… oh no…
dajo42: “Scrolling and saw your meme being used for advertising. :0” I hate this. I want everybody to know, straight up, I hate this
dajo42: laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead
dajo42: alphaaraptor: original post [x] this is the happiest day of my life
dajo42: “i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me” well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you
dajo42: helo
dajo42: “tea is just leaf water!” “yeah well coffee is just bean water!” wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water.
dajo42: reverse werewolves. wolves that turn into confused but excited humans every month at the full moon and run around doing weird human stuff until they wake up the next day in the middle of an office with a suit loosely draped over their wolf form
dajo42: tag yourselves as newts i’m crunchy crepe
dajo42: i’ve been watching kitchen nightmares
dajo42: [takes off glasses to relax after a long day of having to see everything]
dajo42: a student walking to the edge of the hogwarts lake and saying “hello giant squid” and the squid surfaces and says “YOU ARE THE FIRST STUDENT TO TALK TO ME IN SIXTY YEARS” so the student sits down on a rock on the shore and they talk about
dajo42: okay dude… i have my guyliner… my meggings… my duderess… what am i missingbro. bro you forgot your lipstickdudeomfg bro im sorry i mean your lipsports what.
dajo42: give-castiel-a-dean: “have you ever watched the show Supern-”
dajo42: “this tastes like shit” “haha how do you know what that ta-”
dajo42:when you and your best friend both think the same thing
dajo42: i had a dream last night that frosty the snowman was angry at me for calling him frosty the snowman and he was like “listen you rusty screw how would you like it if i called you fleshy the skinwoman”
dajo42: all the harry potter books from hagrid’s perspective rubeus hagrid and i hope the ministry don’t find out about this dragon rubeus hagrid and i hope the ministry don’t find out about this spider rubeus hagrid and i hope i don’t kill one
dajo42: hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do i installed a camera in your room i’m watching you
dajo42: two dads have a conversation “haha yes i’m going golfing on the weekend”“hello going golfing on the weekend, i’m dad”“hello dad, i’m dad”“hello dad, i’m dad”“hel̡lo ̀dad, ̢i͟’͜m̧
dajo42: if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao
dajo42: “it’s just a phase” i mean the moon has phases but it’s still literally always the moon. just because the moon’s doing something different today doesn’t mean it was lying about being the moon yesterday
dajo42: captioned-vines: shiny-ghastly: stop captioning vines i can hear That’s good for you, but not everyone else can which is why the blog exists to begin with. So please, try not to take from others because you have an ability many don’t have!
dajo42: How people think digital art works
dajo42: when somebody you know gets diagnosed with something you have
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dajo42: yknow you can draw trans people who look like human beings right?? like you know that we’re people, not just wild exaggerations of individual physical qualities that are known to cause the most dysphoria??? like, for example, you can draw
dajo42: were a lot more stars visible to the dinosaurs because there was no light pollution? did they like the stars? did they know what they were or did they not care because they were busy being dinosaurs
dajo42: fredead-weasley: The best damn thing about Quidditch is there’s no gender separation like wizards don’t give a fuck if youre boy or girl as long as you chuck that damn quaffle through the goal. nonbinary quidditch players-“are you a boy
dajo42:“what are your plans for the future?”“then what are your major skills?”“but what are your hobbies?”“something else. there has to be something else.”
![dajo42: [pours water back and forth between beakers] im a sciencer](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_eb1e5b5f198b_128.png){kind=avatar}
![dajo42: [starts watching a new show because the gifsets look cool and i want to reblog them]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/82b2b340ac5927fc98e269f91165ac86/a2fb18bdcdcaa270-36/s512x512u_c1/dd42f5c3a2a70b86e4c5b8a16ffb8b97a2873b59.png)
![dajo42: alphaaraptor: original post [x] this is the happiest day of my life](https://64.media.tumblr.com/9164df0a24ce9f5a9d7f3be756278669/tumblr_nqvr8voMrD1tpjrtho1_250.jpg)
![dajo42: [starts watching a new show because the gifsets look cool and i want to reblog them]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_c54724f7f360_128.png){kind=avatar}
