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dajo42: alphaaraptor: original post [x] this is the happiest day of my life
dajo42: awwww-cute: Why are you empty handed human? where is my food? that caption is either adorable or the start of some weird alternate version of how the grasshoppers and ants interacted in a bug’s life
dajo42: Kermit: Sagittarius, Libra, GeminiPepe: Aries, Aquarius, ScorpioGraphic Design Is My Passion: Leo, Taurus, PiscesDat Boi: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn
dajo42:1.02/3.01 If you wanted proof that CN hates Steven Universe, look no further than these budget cuts
dajo42: when people realise somebody is a douche but you knew the whole time and nobody believed you
dajo42: oh no… a person… used their own electronic device… that they own, that is theirs… to take a picture of their own face… that they own, that is theirs… and in doing so they hurt nobody… and took nothing away from anybody… oh no…
dajo42: when you get annoyed by the sound of people eating
dajo42: hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do i installed a camera in your room i’m watching you
dajo42: [takes off glasses to relax after a long day of having to see everything]
dajo42: one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him his pen had stopped working before
dajo42: [pours water back and forth between beakers] im a sciencer
dajo42: when you and your best friend both think the same thing
dajo42: hm Me: Walks into mcdolands in these
dajo42: reverse werewolves. wolves that turn into confused but excited humans every month at the full moon and run around doing weird human stuff until they wake up the next day in the middle of an office with a suit loosely draped over their wolf form
dajo42: all the harry potter books from hagrid’s perspective rubeus hagrid and i hope the ministry don’t find out about this dragon rubeus hagrid and i hope the ministry don’t find out about this spider rubeus hagrid and i hope i don’t kill one
dajo42: cantusvulpis: So my school is putting on Shrek the musical and the director asked me to help make protest signs against Lord Farquaad, but she wants them to mostly be puns so if u guys have any please share OGRETHROW THE ESTABLISHMENT WE’LL
dajo42: a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just
dajo42:ohmylaurie: Today in “You can like something even if it’s not perfect” this is my absolute favourite vine of all vines
dajo42: [wearing a fake leather jacket, eating ritz crackers out of the box, reclining in a casual position somewhere i shouldnt logically be able to access] im emotionally vulnerable as shit dude ill cry on any of you
dajo42:i see trees of greengreen trees there tooi see the treesand they are greenand i think to myselfi am lost in these woods
dajo42: age 4 me was very confused
dajo42: “you have to do this important thing ASAP” oh no… looks like i’m… falling asleep… how inconvenient… oops… here i go, sleeping… i guess that thing has to wait… until i wake up… in three years… that’s just how long
dajo42: two dads have a conversation “haha yes i’m going golfing on the weekend”“hello going golfing on the weekend, i’m dad”“hello dad, i’m dad”“hello dad, i’m dad”“hel̡lo ̀dad, ̢i͟’͜m̧
dajo42: this is an incredibly boring text post with no hidden sly double meanings or anything
dajo42: if you dont think im a huge dork, bear in mind that i just enchanted a necklace with fortify lockpicking and renamed it “unlocket”
dajo42: whether or not a woman shaves is hardly the biggest issue we have going on when the dragons are coming back and ulfric stormcloak murdered the high king WITH HIS VOICE. SHOUTED HIM APART
dajo42: “this tastes like shit” “haha how do you know what that ta-”
dajo42:“tea is just leaf water!” “yeah well coffee is just bean water!” wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water.
dajo42: “what are your plans for the future?”“then what are your major skills?” “but what are your hobbies?” “something else. there has to be something else.”
dajo42:“it’s just a phase” i mean the moon has phases but it’s still literally always the moon. just because the moon’s doing something different today doesn’t mean it was lying about being the moon yesterday
dajo42: How people think digital art works
dajo42:it’s been ten years
dajo42: [starts watching a new show because the gifsets look cool and i want to reblog them]
dajo42:alphaaraptor: original post [x] this is the happiest day of my life
dajo42: “i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me” well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you
dajo42:how fucked up would it be if an astronaut was coming back to earth and everybody hid for a bit
dajo42: dress for the job you want, not the job you have. show up to your day job at mcdonalds in a spacesuit. who the fuck’s gonna stop the mcastronaut
dajo42: two dads have a conversation “haha yes i’m going golfing on the weekend”“hello going golfing on the weekend, i’m dad”“hello dad, i’m dad”“hello dad, i’m dad”“hel̡lo ̀dad, ̢i͟’͜m̧
dajo42: whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
dajo42:“bro. bro don’t talk that way. bro you’re totally unique in the universe. there’s nobody else like you bro. bro seriously you mean so much to me bro. bro. you’re a special broflake”
dajo42: i’ve been watching kitchen nightmares
dajo42: how fucked up would it be if an astronaut was coming back to earth and everybody hid for a bit
dajo42:dajo42:the symptoms
dajo42:dajo42:i’m all for ghosts who are nervous about their first haunting but i’m also all for ghosts on their millionth haunting who are just showing up for the paycheck at this point “you’re on big house in the woods duty again charlie”
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![dajo42: [takes off glasses to relax after a long day of having to see everything]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/764bf365bb24918b519987cabaf45beb/cf5193a4f27e26f9-ae/s512x512u_c1/8401c3b16da0bf8807945b83d1edb4e9214d17d8.jpg)
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![dajo42: [starts watching a new show because the gifsets look cool and i want to reblog them]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/5641258660aeec9ffaa07dc49f2fd3af/0b96ec5fc36c3e6f-fb/s512x512u_c1/6c5f8e7589ba77aca72f63764896da106dd7a95d.png)
