dajo42
NSFW Tumblr
find dajo42 on porn pin board
dajo42 clips
dajo42: give-castiel-a-dean: “have you ever watched the show Supern-”
dajo42: When you and your best friend both think the same thing
dajo42: hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do i installed a camera in your room i’m watching you
dajo42: if you think i’m joking when i say that i’m eventually going to marathon all six of the extended LotR and Hobbit movies then you underestimate my dedication and willingness to completely waste 24 hours
dajo42: two dads have a conversation “haha yes i’m going golfing on the weekend”“hello going golfing on the weekend, i’m dad”“hello dad, i’m dad”“hello dad, i’m dad”“hel̡lo ̀dad, ̢i͟’͜m̧
dajo42: that was probably for the best FUCK
dajo42: [pours water back and forth between beakers] im a sciencer
dajo42: when you have one good day when the entire rest of the month is terrible
dajo42: “this tastes like shit” “haha how do you know what that ta-”
dajo42: juvia-makes-it-rain: A wonderful animation full of flower symbolism in which a teenage girl cuts her hair short, becomes a crossdresser, and poses as a dude while joining a bunch of guys in an Asian country whose leader is an attractive love
dajo42: skyrim mods are amazing and truly unlock the potential of an already wonderful game
dajo42: how fucked up would it be if an astronaut was coming back to earth and everybody hid for a bit
dajo42: when you and your best friend both think the same thing
dajo42:my name is Pup,and wen i tire,and so tu slepi muste retire,i haf no needfor pillowed hed-i lay on froot.banana bed.
dajo42: alphaaraptor: original post [x] this is the happiest day of my life
dajo42:oh no… a person… used their own electronic device… that they own, that is theirs… to take a picture of their own face… that they own, that is theirs… and in doing so they hurt nobody… and took nothing away from anybody… oh no…
dajo42: how to get the perfect beach body: go to a beach. cover yourself in sand. allow your body to merge with the beach. become one with the sand. become the sand guardian. guardian of the sand. poseidon will quiver before you
dajo42: does putting signs in windows that say “no wifi haha talk to each other sweeties :)” ever actually do anything good or do potential customers just say “oh well there’s another place down the street that’s infinitely less pretentious
dajo42: “haha if you’re a woman why don’t you shav-”
dajo42: New notebook c:
dajo42: all the harry potter books from hagrid’s perspective rubeus hagrid and i hope the ministry don’t find out about this dragon rubeus hagrid and i hope the ministry don’t find out about this spider rubeus hagrid and i hope i don’t kill one
dajo42: laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead
dajo42: one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him his pen had stopped working before
dajo42: i’ve been watching kitchen nightmares
dajo42:when people realise somebody is a douche but you knew the whole time and nobody believed you
dajo42: dress for the job you want, not the job you have. show up to your day job at mcdonalds in a spacesuit. who the fuck’s gonna stop the mcastronaut
dajo42: oh no… a person… used their own electronic device… that they own, that is theirs… to take a picture of their own face… that they own, that is theirs… and in doing so they hurt nobody… and took nothing away from anybody… oh no…
dajo42: im gonna mix a can of red bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while kids by mgmt plays in the background so i can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul
dajo42: “you can’t just respond to everything with finger guns”
dajo42: fredead-weasley: The best damn thing about Quidditch is there’s no gender separation like wizards don’t give a fuck if youre boy or girl as long as you chuck that damn quaffle through the goal. nonbinary quidditch players-“are you a boy
dajo42: captioned-vines: shiny-ghastly:stop captioning vines i can hear That’s good for you, but not everyone else can which is why the blog exists to begin with. So please, try not to take from others because you have an ability many don’t have!
dajo42: were a lot more stars visible to the dinosaurs because there was no light pollution? did they like the stars? did they know what they were or did they not care because they were busy being dinosaurs
dajo42: How people think digital art works
dajo42: “no prob bob”, or, more formally, “no probert robert”,
dajo42: “this tastes like shit” “haha how do you know what that ta-”
dajo42:why does bart do that voice in this moment and why have i been laughing about it for five fucking hours
dajo42: i had a dream last night that frosty the snowman was angry at me for calling him frosty the snowman and he was like “listen you rusty screw how would you like it if i called you fleshy the skinwoman”
dajo42: when you get annoyed by the sound of people eating
dajo42: fred and george weasley on the top floor in hogwarts trying to get slinkies all the way down by predicting the pattern the stairs are gonna shift in
dajo42: “i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me” well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you
dajo42: figured out what all my posts were missing! it was the sun wearing shades in the top left corner
dajo42:the best first date question is obviously “as a kid did you ever just like, burn things”. you will be able to gain everything you need to know from their answer or even just their immediate reaction
dajo42:when you and your best friend make the same joke
dajo42: peridot expectations: （￣～￣;）peridot reality: ( ᕤ•̀ω•́ )ᕤ
dajo42: dress for the job you want, not the job you have. show up to your day job at mcdonalds in a spacesuit. who the fuck’s gonna stop the mcastronaut Don’t do it, it’s a trap! Just go to the McDonalds right by the space center in Houston
dajo42: freshwater mermaids that are smaller than their saltwater cousins, the smallest being able to sit on lily pads and the biggest being about the size of an average human child
![dajo42: [pours water back and forth between beakers] im a sciencer](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d4ce6a1a9e4f787067152bbb8b15b01a/968fb3ba57a2ebcd-07/s512x512u_c1/f483613e694e86f92bea770aff094b762f7767c3.png)
![dajo42: alphaaraptor: original post [x] this is the happiest day of my life](https://64.media.tumblr.com/9164df0a24ce9f5a9d7f3be756278669/tumblr_nqvr8voMrD1tpjrtho1_250.jpg)
