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dajo42: age 4 me was very confused
dajo42: fredead-weasley: The best damn thing about Quidditch is there’s no gender separation like wizards don’t give a fuck if youre boy or girl as long as you chuck that damn quaffle through the goal. nonbinary quidditch players-“are you a boy
dajo42: okay cool whats the opinion on girls who have high strength and power level big muscle but are also generally soft and squishy to the touch maybe a lil chubby round the tum area
dajo42:Did You Know That Not Every Villain Needs A Redemption Arc Sometimes People Are Just Bad
dajo42: figured out what all my posts were missing! it was the sun wearing shades in the top left corner
dajo42: “this tastes like shit” “haha how do you know what that ta-”
dajo42: when you and your best friend both think the same thing
dajo42: “tea is just leaf water!” “yeah well coffee is just bean water!” wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water.
dajo42: a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just
dajo42: one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him his pen had stopped working before
dajo42: i’ve been watching kitchen nightmares
dajo42:Did you know that you can actually write a horror WITHOUT vilifying mentally ill people and perpetuating harmful misinterpretations of mental illness and related disorders? Wild, I know
dajo42: [pours water back and forth between beakers] im a sciencer
dajo42: laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead Bullshit man
dajo42: “we’ve divided the population as you requested, mr. president,” announced the assistant from the door, “so we’re just waiting on your final approval for the memory wipe.”“wipe the memory of groups 1 to 8,” replied the president,
dajo42: How people think digital art works
dajo42: laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead
dajo42: “it’s just a phase” i mean the moon has phases but it’s still literally always the moon. just because the moon’s doing something different today doesn’t mean it was lying about being the moon yesterday
dajo42: When you and your best friend both think the same thing
dajo42: hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do i installed a camera in your room i’m watching you
dajo42: dress for the job you want, not the job you have. show up to your day job at mcdonalds in a spacesuit. who the fuck’s gonna stop the mcastronaut
dajo42: whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
dajo42: “i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me” well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you
dajo42: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: The Jurassic Park problem could easily have been solved by making the dinosaurs miniature i want the next movie to be this, like“why don’t we make miniature dinosaurs? much safer”“yes good idea. why make
dajo42: [takes off glasses to relax after a long day of having to see everything]
dajo42: “another female lead in a movie? what is this feminist sjw bullshit” i mean the fact that you see a female lead as a statement but a male lead as totally normal kinda proves that feminism is necessary but
dajo42:it’s actually really easy to include gay characters that don’t die, what you do is, you just write a character, make them gay, and then don’t kill them
dajo42: i had a dream last night that frosty the snowman was angry at me for calling him frosty the snowman and he was like “listen you rusty screw how would you like it if i called you fleshy the skinwoman”
dajo42: “you can’t just respond to everything with finger guns”
dajo42: when you get annoyed by the sound of people eating
dajo42: how fucked up would it be if an astronaut was coming back to earth and everybody hid for a bit
dajo42: alphaaraptor: original post [x] this is the happiest day of my life
dajo42:oh no… a person… used their own electronic device… that they own, that is theirs… to take a picture of their own face… that they own, that is theirs… and in doing so they hurt nobody… and took nothing away from anybody… oh no…
dajo42: does putting signs in windows that say “no wifi haha talk to each other sweeties :)” ever actually do anything good or do potential customers just say “oh well there’s another place down the street that’s infinitely less pretentious
dajo42: “this tastes like shit” “haha how do you know what that ta-”
dajo42: give-castiel-a-dean: “have you ever watched the show Supern-”
dajo42: when somebody you know gets diagnosed with something you have
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