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spookychiptune: spookychiptune: spookychiptune: My dad promised to buy me Pokemon X if I dress up as a zombie tomorrow and scare the shit out of his annoying coworker here i go S U C C E S S
unprotectedisbest: unbridledkentuckyspirit: thefuckshitmagnet: humbledivachronicles: mr—mosby: stay at home dad leaves post its for his wife (part 2 ya lil shits) Going to need more note pads… awwwwww!!!! Oh. My. God. I fuckin’ love every
rabid-logan: barbie-isalive: This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and shit my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school SUPER IMPORTANT BEST TIP PLEASE REMEMBER THIS
sp4cec4det: pro tip: if your dad thing ever makes you stay in the house fuck shit up. turn human. fuck with his potions. let all the fucking ocean creatures into your house. turn your sisters into large golden fish. you’re five
angeediiez:gaydux:The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like“I’m so proud of my son”
lilbijou: auntiewitchwithswag: suicidle: i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate milk, began to cry, and his dad got up, said “this some instagram shit” and started taking pictures i’m 94% sure this is South Euclid tbh im 96%
suicidle: i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate milk, began to cry, and his dad got up, said “this some instagram shit” and starte taking pictures and i cant breath e
safe-behind-bars: older-aang: kuro-tokyo: scared the shit out of me every time my dad wants this to be played at the beginning of his funeral reblogging again just for that omg
obscenebulges: suitedtopdads: Dad really does try to keep it in his pants at work even though it’s so hard. Holy shit! Is that real?
papillon52: hairystylz: belly-rubs: belly-rubs: plant dad real-ness. IG @ROYandtheechoes gonna blow this shit up with all my “explicit” pics W♂♂F “The Hairier The Merrier” https://www.tumblr.com/blog/hairystylz Hott and Hairy MAN
whisk3y-dad:New job. Same shit.
fox-draw-s-deactivated20200906:So knowing that Sesshomaru not only FUCKS, but fucked a HUMAN, the very being he gave his dad and brother so much shit about,the most logical thing to do is to make a meme of itListen we all know how Inuyasha is going to
clementinesgulag:setsuna: what do you remember about your life with your parents morohamoroha: uhhhh… I think we had a dog setsuna: great what else—moroha: shit wait that was my dad
o-no-it-all-went-wrong:When Adrian pieces together Marinette is Ladybug and you can’t convince him otherwise and the order of things goes to absolute shit because his dad is a fucking assI wanted to doodle something for the 5 year anniversary of
ashvonhorror: How I feel every day. Fun Fact: my nickname from my dad is Herman Munster. #hermanmunster #themunsters #coffee #Munsters That’s so awesome, haha I feel like Herman Munster cause I break shit without meaning to
sakimichan: fuckyeahtokyoghoul: injellyfish: ahkmenra-h: hellabitcoins: sansaspark: magconbabe-matt: This shit better work HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE what if we all got paper lol GUYS
bad40kadvice: the-happy-hellbrute: sisterofsilence: syberfab: Good dad Emperor AU lmaoIdle primarch doodle that turned into a full silly comic. Emp’s fridge is huge and his sons stick dumb shit to it You are my very favourite new person on here.
nurmengardx: colonel-sebbmoran: mishasteeth: genvievepadalecki: how come we’re not talking about Clint Eastwood’s son? I mean look at him Holy shit he looks just like a younger version of his Dad in the last one. *THUD* he kind of looks
cereology:oh shit its him. my dad.
homoidioticus: Mom, Dad, I’m gay and stronger than both of you so don’t try any shit
therealpinkranger: with-love-niamh: when I was 5 or 6 we had a father-daughter day at my school where you eat lunch together and play games and shit, but my dad didn’t wanna come so I went on my own. but my mum called my uncle real last minute and
tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that
suprchnk: they’re already working furiously to try to find ways that they can justify killing a twelve year old that did nothing. they can’t find anything on the kid himself so now they’re digging into his family to find shit like the dad having
50shadesofnarusasu: sasu-loves-naru: sasuke is such an amazing dad, he’s been playing hide and seek with his kid for 12 entire years Man, his rivalry with Naruto really is some serious shit
my-wayward-shawn: big-bad-wolf-fitness: hellabitcoins: sansaspark: magconbabe-matt: This shit better work HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE what if we all got paper lol Need Eh can’t hurt
Hahaha yeah I was joking around before but shit just got realI like how my dad who’s never even been in a tropical storm just tells me: “SEND ME SOME VIDEO”
fitness-metamorphosis: queenkatiee: If my dad and my followers would fucking read this that’d be super. The president of the fucking United States didn’t have his shit together and you don’t have to either. This is so important
scumxbaq: avatarjason: Gandhi didn’t say this. Martin Luther King Jr didn’t say this. Jesus Christ didn’t say this. MOTHERFUCKING MEWTWO SAID THIS ENLIGHTENING SHIT RIGHT HERE Mewtwo is my dad
dakotacontagious:Her ” I’m tired of your shit dad” face. She is my baby girl though ❤️🐺❤️🐺
bellezaveraz: “I figured rum & coke would help us get through Romney’s shit tonight so I bought some.” -my dad
ayoaprell: vinebox: Crying at the Maury cameraman running a 4.6 with full camera gear “My dad is 74… He CAN’T be your baby’s father!”…. I hate this show so much I know this show perpetuates negative stereotypes but I love this shit lol
soggymoistmeat: your favorite dad here That shit is hot tho
redrubied: tastefullyoffensive: Dad Tweets (via imgur) bwahahaha That last one true as shit
I reblogged that Killer Mike post and spoke on my “dad truck” and since then these two sponsored ads been on my dash. Funny thing is, that’s the exact Buick I own. They spying on us like shit.
harvard-dad:The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses I’ll slide in the spot like a pro if nobody around; one witness and I’m in driving school all over again, hitting curbs and shit :/
goldenleafsdancing: gregwuzhere: harvard-dad:The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses I’ll slide in the spot like a pro if nobody around; one witness and I’m in driving school all over again, hitting curbs and shit :/ @gregwuzhere
daughterofvenus0: neptunes-other: nowhites: nowhites: it’s so wild to me how alabama’s trying to ban abortion when half their population are sister-cousins and dad-uncle-brothers….. focusing on the wrong shit….. LMFAOOOOOO Go to hell lmaoooooooo
cuckqueanwife: pornlover1991: Holy shit! I can’t believe I came twice in less than two minutes! Fuck, I’m horny! I loved watching dad watch porn and fuck his fleshlight while mom was asleep. God, I want that dick!!
momsloverboy: dreamingofmom: After I heard my mom giggling in my parents’ bedroom, I knew something was up. Soon after that I head my dad going “Shit!”, followed by some muffled conversation which I couldn’t make out much of. After a while I
pandorzaste:angeediiez:gaydux:The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like“I’m so proud of my son”omg
pandorzaste:angeediiez:gaydux:The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like“I’m so proud of my son”omg
dadsfamilyandfriends2: Party underway! Theme tonight is True Olympians, in response to the fucked up shit that Russia is into right now. Total international crowd from everywhere Dad, Uncle Matt, Uncle Mike and Grandpa do business. And Orestes is here!
terminus-est: odins-one-eyed-fuck: gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz: The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT. it literally can not get cuter than this I
the64thfloor: theleftist: .fuck your cop dad .fuck your cop mom .fuck your cop brother .fuck your cop sister .fuck your cop uncle .fuck your cop aunt .fuck your cop cousin .fuck your cop neighbor .fuck your cop friend this is the rawest shit i’ve
heir-n-reign: russalex: profeminist: “This dad has a message for fathers everywhere—and it’s going viral. #LeanInTogether As seen on the Lean In Facebook page Exactly. I literally stopped dating a dude over this shit!
johnnythemizfit: kimreesesdaughter: sobeitjayt: grandpaq: “My Dad Caught Me Doing The Pony” 😭😭 lmao bruh this shit so funny look at the nigga body tho he doing robot body rolls nshit SLIPPING 😩😩😂😂😂 “You slippin!!.. Fuck
jawnthebaptiste: kingjaffejoffer: Michael Brown’s dad before the burial. The emotion and all of the sweat…. shit is hard to look at, even if its only a picture I didn’t want to reblog this because it’s hard to look at, but people SHOULD see
little-lionman: injellyfish: ahkmenra-h: hellabitcoins: sansaspark: magconbabe-matt: This shit better work HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE what if we all got paper lol GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS
perks-of-being-chinese: when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit
castielsvessal: allyson-wonderlnd: i wear your grand dads clothes i look incredible Shit
tiffanyanneeaston: youngnslutty17: zodiacbaby: sansaspark: magconbabe-matt: This shit better work HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE 👀 Bettrr fuvkin work Hey, I’ll give it a shot. Interesting
creampie-spotter: It’s about time, dad!!! I’ve been waiting for over an hour, horny as shit!!! Are you going to fuck me, or am I just going to have to jack off?
eytancragg: queenofyoursoda: ilovecephalopods: corderito: Oh shit. We’re lucky octopuses don’t have bones, because if they did they’d come on land and take over. My dad’s friend owned a pet store and for some reason they had an octopus,
unicornempire: healthandpositivity: fitness-metamorphosis: queenkatiee: If my dad and my followers would fucking read this that’d be super. The president of the fucking United States didn’t have his shit together and you don’t have to either.
odins-one-eyed-fuck: gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz: The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT. it literally can not get cuter than this
freddy-jones-shutup: little-lionman: injellyfish: ahkmenra-h: hellabitcoins: sansaspark: magconbabe-matt: This shit better work HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE what if we all got paper lol
mxlachiiite: mxlachiiite: STEVEN UNIVERSE according to my very Italian father. HOLY SHIT THIS GOT 600+ NOTES, MY DAD IS A LEGACY.
