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mltdorgaspincest:ifmommyonlyknew: Holy shit..if this is a real mom and son I’m so jealous. “I hope you show this video to dad, mom.” WOW Wow!
pussyboytoy: “Your dad is a cocky piece of shit. Thought he was good at pool, heh. He gambled and lost, now you’re my cunt. My personal cumdump bitch.”
suicidle: i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate milk, began to cry, and his dad got up, said “this some instagram shit” and starte taking pictures and i cant breath e
“Oh shit… you better hope you pulled out fast enough… if mom and dad find out, they’re gonna be pissed! We already blamed my ex for the last time you forgot to!!”
homes-ick: ahkmenra-h: hellabitcoins: sansaspark: magconbabe-matt: This shit better work HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE what if we all got paper lol GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I
thewhitetulipalchemist: injellyfish: ahkmenra-h: hellabitcoins: sansaspark: magconbabe-matt: This shit better work HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE what if we all got paper lol GUYS I REBLOGGE
bindtorturefuck: My step daughter is really starting to fit in. Her mother wanted me to have a talk with her about her outfits. I said dress like a whore get treated like a whore. She never did stop wearing that shit. I told her other dad he’s more
andrisethe1: wincestio: shadowmaster86: kindheartinside: This made me cum quick! This shit is fucking crazy awesome!! Can always ask your Dad or brother or who ever wants to
baddogs: Holy shit dad, you’re fucking huge!
safe-behind-bars: older-aang: kuro-tokyo: scared the shit out of me every time my dad wants this to be played at the beginning of his funeral reblogging again just for that omg
angelsb0nes: lo-zilla: inariazuha: injellyfish: ahkmenra-h: hellabitcoins: sansaspark: magconbabe-matt: This shit better work HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE what if we all got paper lol
bikerdude1968: momscocksman: “Oh shit Mom…” The things she does for fun. Or in this case, Dad's absence. Lucky guy
weallheartonedirection: MFW my gf’s dad talks shit about me because I am mortal
hunghairybear: Holy Shit. Dad’s got a huge cock.
jawnthebaptiste: kingjaffejoffer: Michael Brown’s dad before the burial. The emotion and all of the sweat…. shit is hard to look at, even if its only a picture I didn’t want to reblog this because it’s hard to look at, but people SHOULD see
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My dad comes into my room and starts fucking shit up.
sp4cec4det: pro tip: if your dad thing ever makes you stay in the house fuck shit up. turn human. fuck with his potions. let all the fucking ocean creatures into your house. turn your sisters into large golden fish. you’re five
sofapizza: o shit dad, was that a grape?! pops you know I FUCKIN LOVE GRAPES
HAHAHAHAHAH i found this rather amusing
ifmommyonlyknew: Holy shit..if this is a real mom and son I’m so jealous. “I hope you show this video to dad, mom.” WOW
seikoblaze: humansofcolor: zaiinmalikk: debbiedebbydownerrr: Me as a parent. This every black parent. ^^^^^^^^ My dad use to say this shit faithfully
jonmirriorman1: Daddy! This black whore needs a White cock to breed it! Her dad told her she was not worth a shit to their family until she got a White man’s baby fuck into her worthless black womb.
hellyeacreepyshit: rabid-logan: barbie-isalive: This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and shit my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school SUPER IMPORTANT BEST TIP PLEASE
uniqueparadis: little-lionman: injellyfish: ahkmenra-h: hellabitcoins: sansaspark: magconbabe-matt: This shit better work HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE what if we all got paper lol GUYS
gregthebazillionaire:holy shit dad i look exactly like you dude
gianpippo: valjar: mxlachiiite: mxlachiiite: STEVEN UNIVERSE according to my very Italian father. HOLY SHIT THIS GOT 600 NOTES, MY DAD IS A LEGACY. Your father has an EXCELLENT taste!! Vorrei sentire cosa ha da dire tuo padre su cipollo hahahahahah
xxmegahamsterxx: elma1972: larryloveflakes: fabu-darlin: Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. Reblog this you little shits. Better get a big book :P Will this book be available to purchase on amazon?
jhtravus-gay-fiction: Anyone know if Hallmark carries a “Sorry I Fucked Your Dad” card? Because I’ve got a pretty pissed frat brother on my hands that probably wishes he had his old man stop after that third beer this Parents Weekend. Shit,
In all honesty, if Netflix turns the whole “Steve being the team dad/mom for the Stranger Things kids” gimmick into a cheesy 80s sit-com miniseries a la “Full House” as some kind of viral marketing campaign for Season 3 I would watch the shit
unlimitedtrashworks: legalizevore: my dad guillermo laying it out His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even if you are starving shit how did I completely miss the point of this part
I just lost my shit when talking to my dad and I can’t even tell him why talking about my weight triggers me so much bc I’m already so embarrassed about my ex I don’t also wanna tell them how I was treated
gaydux: The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like“I’m so proud of my son”
angeediiez:gaydux:The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like“I’m so proud of my son”
cpliso: knoxcouple: I´ll would love to put you in a situation like this… Me, my sister, and Dad! OH SHIT, the possibilities are endless! Angela
kingjaffejoffer: 20andstilllost: My dad is rude as fuck. He just got back from Cabo so I had to pick him up. Well I’m driving with my windows up and heat on and this fucker decides to shit on himself in my car and say nothing. I almost threw up, I
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isolate:when I was 5 or 6 we had a father-daughter day at my school where you eat lunch together and play games and shit, but my dad didn’t wanna come so I went on my own. but my mum called my uncle real last minute and he immediately got off work and
I’m gonna punch my dad one day I really am an I don’t give a shit
dysphoriawitch: holy shit mamoru you are the worst fucking dad
isis-: butterfly-b0wties: LIAM IS SO DONE WITH THEIR SHIT HE IS LIKE A SINGLE DAD WITH TWO WAYWARD CHILDREN LIKE ‘yes these are my kids. i have to love them.’ that smile tho at the end of the second gif reminds me of this
j0ye: j0ye: i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit update my dad is grounded
setheverman: thatsthat24: thatsthat24: Wanted to send this Christmas message out to anyone who needed it! I know it’s not Christmas yet, but I did wanna reblog this for anyone needing it today. All of the posts that I make or reblog are stupid
tfw dad gets diagnosed with diabetes which means i can’t enjoy gaining weight anymore and feel utterly shit about my body again… and my EDs are coming back to haunt me too x-x fuck my life tbfh… just wish i was dead
l-shadows-fades: drinkyourfuckingmilk: I have the bad habit of leaving my computer on sometimes, so my dad always shuts it down because it drives him nuts. but he knows not to close photoshop without saving my drawings and this is the shit he saves
edens-blog: heartbeatofatimelord: physcoaustin: tardisol: IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS No. Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher
butterfly-b0wties: LIAM IS SO DONE WITH THEIR SHIT HE IS LIKE A SINGLE DAD WITH TWO WAYWARD CHILDREN LIKE ‘yes these are my kids. i have to love them.’
imflare: serenamidori: bug-dad: drakdrawings: WOW WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT “look kid” HAHAHA no, shut up, don’t steal art. They didn’t even mention stealing at all lol even tho I guess it is they’re pointing fingers at themselves
rabid-logan: barbie-isalive: This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and shit my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school SUPER IMPORTANT BEST TIP PLEASE REMEMBER THIS
king-emare: aint-nuthin-sweet: afrikangyal: back-from-the-future: mameikamara: “so I hate white people on S I G H T” … ON SIGHT!! facts It’s sad that we can all relate to this. The dad part hits home for me real shit On sight !
hellabitcoins: sansaspark: magconbabe-matt: This shit better work HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE what if we all got paper lol
terminus-est: odins-one-eyed-fuck: gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz: The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT. it literally can not get cuter than this I
dement09: okicheer: valjar: mxlachiiite: mxlachiiite: STEVEN UNIVERSE according to my very Italian father. HOLY SHIT THIS GOT 600+ NOTES, MY DAD IS A LEGACY. Your father has an EXCELLENT taste!! XD GG Mamma mia is a very on point description
martunamajor: unlimitedtrashworks: legalizevore: my dad guillermo laying it out His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even if you are starving shit how did I completely miss the
sansaspark: magconbabe-matt: This shit better work HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE
