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privateparty69:ifmommyonlyknew:Holy shit..if this is a real mom and son I’m so jealous. “I hope you show this video to dad, mom.†WOW that’s sooo fucking hot!!!!  love the real shit like this… http://amateurblackselfies.tumblr.com/
dumbhornyjock: “Yeah this porn is pretty hot dude, your Dad has some nasty shit… dontcha think jacking together is a great way for bros to bond? Hang on dude… I’m close… oh SHIT!” SPLAT, SPLAT, SPLAT “Ha, sorry bout that dude…
prisonpunk: お父さんといっしょ
teencumslut: dadslam: chempornpig: Holy fuckin shit this dad RAPES THE FUCKIN SHIT out of this kid’s throat. FUUUUUUUUUCK YEAH That’s the way to breK in a boy all bad boys wanting to get method up hit me up Anyone know where I can get more of
privateparty69:ifmommyonlyknew: Holy shit..if this is a real mom and son I’m so jealous. “I hope you show this video to dad, mom.” WOW that’s sooo fucking hot!!!! love the real shit like this…
angeediiez:gaydux:The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like“I’m so proud of my son” Lol holy shit
sodomitedad: germancum: dadslam: chempornpig: Holy fuckin shit this dad RAPES THE FUCKIN SHIT out of this kid’s throat. FUUUUUUUUUCK YEAH That’s the way to breK in a boy all bad boys wanting to get method up hit me up reminds me on my past
Ok, so shit went down but basically all summer my dad was starving the entire family. I dropped to 95 pounds and basically ended up skin and bones. Fuckin creepy; I don’t like it and its scary as shit to look at myself. However, I recently moved out
What a shit month and shit day man..we broke and now dad just crashed the car and gonna cost us a lot and came home to see are water bill wasn’t paid so could be cut off… hope y’all having a better life then me! 😎👌🏻
i missed the part when it stopped being about imus
“Dad, dude, no fucking shit mom got burned at the stake, you need me and my terrible pseudonym to tell you to do the incredibly fucking obvious” Yo, he said damn on a gameboy advance game. How the shit am I just now noticing this? Very shrewd
i hate bleach so fucking much holy shit. it’s so simultaneously disappointing and teasing. it’s like a dad that’s always promising to take you to baseball games, but instead just beats the shit out of you with a two by four.
spooky-ichi: ranmaandlighter: i hate bleach so fucking much holy shit. it’s so simultaneously disappointing and teasing. it’s like a dad that’s always promising to take you to baseball games, but instead just beats the shit out of you with a two
theasexualityblog: eatingwordswithkittywitch: aud-works: elsinore-rose: “beauty and the beast” where beauty’s dad comes home with the rose and is like oh shit oh shit this terrible monster says i have to come live with him forever because i
odinsblog: “Cosby been throwing young BM over the roaster for years and they cape like he’ll come back for them.”
aneternalscoutandabrownie: theasexualityblog: eatingwordswithkittywitch: aud-works: elsinore-rose: “beauty and the beast” where beauty’s dad comes home with the rose and is like oh shit oh shit this terrible monster says i have to come live
jeniphyer: majesticaljeff: rednecktex: huffy-lemon: Favorite story posts part 1 That last one My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer I’ve done the last one before, shits dangerous as shit but I finally tasted Godiva
szarkaijarlaxle: ironnman: brodinsons: #greatest reuinion scene #hands down #hey bro oH SHIT I CHANGED MY MIND GO AWAY #DO NOT BRING THAT HAMMER ANY CLOSER I SWEAR TO DAD NO STOP I SWEAR I WON’T TRY ANYTHING Mfhmshmmmmph I SWEAR TO DAD
i-am-an-adult-i-swear:angeediiez:gaydux:The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like“I’m so proud of my son”How did they get to the clinic tho.Did the dad drive there all like “TIS ONLY A FLESH WOUND, COME MY SON, TO
xcinnin: swanqueenandrizzles: tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that my sisters dad have none
fuck-yeahmaeshughes:throh:shitty dad? cover that shit up with a better dad!I love you.
killtonyabbott: kamenridermiracle: MY DAD FELL ASLEEP HUGGING MY DAKIMAKURA IM LOSIN IT HOLY SHIT how little shame do you have showing off this shit to your parents
silver-tongues-blog: gearholder: i-am-an-adult-i-swear: angeediiez: gaydux: The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like“I’m so proud of my son” How did they get to the clinic tho. Did the dad drive there all like
bezoarcureforpoison: strawberryinstantoatmeal: my dad owns a small business and today he found out that one of his male employees was sexually harassing a female coworker and sending her dick pics and shit and so my dad fired him and then immediately
oniongentleman: pumpkinetics: i-am-an-adult-i-swear: angeediiez: gaydux: The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like“I’m so proud of my son” How did they get to the clinic tho. Did the dad drive there all like “TIS
surprisebitch: peep-toe-shoes: margoteve: tobiasxva: Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit. *slow clapping at the dad* I always reblog this. i’m so the dad
inkyzuzi:murdershegoat: dabitrans: Holy shit. “Papa was a proven whore” just makes me picture small victorian children talking shit about their dad
cumyolk: my dad walked in my room with this and he thought it was the funniest shit, so give the brilliant man what he wants. spread his meme. do his bidding he needs the world to see his work do it for my dad. spread the meme
darkeecofreak: So my dad pointed out a fairly important feature of Boros: his single eye. And dad was like, since Boros only has one eye, his depth perception must be shit. Of course I mentioned the one on his chest but that’s covered up most of the
lampsarepeopletoo: i got home and my dad said “THERE’S SPERM ON YOUR BED” and i was like shit did i forget to clean up this morning but then he said “go get it and bring it out here” and at this point im confused as shit so i go to my room
elsinore-rose: “beauty and the beast” where beauty’s dad comes home with the rose and is like oh shit oh shit this terrible monster says i have to come live with him forever because i picked his favorite flower and beauty just goes fuck that and
bisouette: samqirl: hanniboner: samqirl: twink dancy vs. hot dad dancy which one would u choose hot dad dancy fucking the shit out of twink dancy i like the way u think There’s a gif for that.
snorlaxatives: so earlier today my dad was like “come here a package came for you!” and i was like hm wonder what this could be and when i went to see him he gave me this it was a box of mints GETTING REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT DAD
marshaloves1d: thorinmyside: hiphopfightssnacks: omfg i hate my dad’s computer he has a fucking profanity filter i feel like i’m on goddamn neopets or something LOOK AT THIS SHIT OH MY FUCKING GOD Please ask your dad where he got the profanity
benedictscumberbooty: ironnman: brodinsons: #greatest reuinion scene #hands down #hey bro oH SHIT I CHANGED MY MIND GO AWAY #DO NOT BRING THAT HAMMER ANY CLOSER I SWEAR TO DAD NO STOP I SWEAR I WON’T TRY ANYTHING Mfhmshmmmmph I SWEAR TO DAD
quidditchfan: #this story is actually sad like#he said he didn’t go anywhere when he died#but his dad wrote the book and put the kid’s name on it cause the dad knew it’d sell a shit ton of books#”no shhh you went to heaven shhhh”#despite both
finallyahumanbeing: so earlier today my dad was like “come here a package came for you!” and i was like hm wonder what this could be and when i went to see him he gave me this it was a box of mints GETTING REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT DAD
jockjizz: filthyfantasies: After his Dad and Uncle pumped baby gravy into the boy’s cunt, they made the slut shit out the cum so the kid could eat it… Dad and Uncle made sure the high school football star got fed non-stop loads of pure redneck
the-jv: Oops, sorry dad. I didn’t mean to barge in on you… holy shit, you have a huge cock. I’m tired of stroking my dick son, why don’t you be a good boy, take your clothes off and let me fuck you? Sure dad… I’ve always dreamed of
hetakesthemfromme: I had a girlfriend once, who had some big tits. Something told me that my dad would love to fuck her big jugs. Shit, i was right about that one, as i came home to see my dad fucking my girlfriend on my little sister bed.
memewhore: lampsarepeopletoo: i got home and my dad said “THERE’S SPERM ON YOUR BED” and i was like shit did i forget to clean up this morning but then he said “go get it and bring it out here” and at this point im confused as shit so i
wayward-saints: milkofstrawberry: raggedyarchangel: though-hell-should-bar-the-way: Yeah. His dad #SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT ‘CAUSE I SMELL A SICK BURN They said his dad not his mom OH SHIT
Sooooooooooo my aunt is crazy awesome. My Dad brought mantu home a few weeks ago and I was like fuck yeah tasty food! Except it had meat in it and I just wanted to die because that shit is so good, but vegetarian uuuuuuuuughhh. So my Dad calls and
tritonsdaughterariel: transisted: I’M LAUGHIGN SO FUCKNGIG HARD A THTIS HOLYG SHIT LOOK AT T HTIS THIS IS AMAZI GNG IT’S THE CAPTIONS THAT GE T ME SADDLE YOUR DADS WE MOVE OUT AT DAWN “Saddle your dads we move out at dawn” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
boneralmighty: The day Dad finally moved out…..HOLY SHIT!….. That had to be the best…..day……EVER!!!!!!! Mom’s tit’s…..FREE RANGE!!! I could make out with her, grope her copious breasts, finger and fuck her sweet ripe pussy……shit!
bitcheslovemytea: the awkward moment when you realize all of your Arthur headcanons and perspectives come from your dad because he looks/acts exactly like England. SO .. MY DAD IN SHORT SHORTS. oh shit
and now I’m all pissed off at my dad arghdsgja like really the other day we passed by these 2 drunk guys shouting, not fighting, just being noisy and shit and my dad TRIES TO TALK TO THEM like it was so amusing to him and wants to get involved
my mom is giving me shit over clothes i bought 3 months ago because dad got a flat tire yesterdaymeaning, she’s insinuating that i could’ve helped dad by a new tire with the ฮ i spent 3 months ago ???/d/s/ like ok mom i guess the commissions that
i-am-an-adult-i-swear:angeediiez:gaydux:The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like“I’m so proud of my son”How did they get to the clinic tho.Did the dad drive there all like “TIS ONLY A FLESH WOUND, COME MY
tvveit: tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that your sister’s dad
My dad has been anything but there for me, I don’t understand how he can have the audacity to try and dictate how I manage my life. You clearly didn’t give a shit when you were w/ your whores so how bout we quit the dad of the year act. I
