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daddystoyboy: The horny pussy-boy spreads those gorgeous legs for any dad and shows his dad shamelessly te always shaved, totally cock-blasted little pussy! I guess his dad is now going to fuck the shit out of the cheap whore of a son he has - once again
momskiffer: - Im so high, mom.- Me to, I told you to not put in so much gras. - No other way to get dad sleep dad so fast.- Yes, but one day he will wake up and come in.- Shit, he will gets a heart attack.- Fuck, I am so horny, boy!
absqrst: Halloween 2014- WereTwink “Hey dad, how was work” I asked as dad ducked into the living room Dad was a very big man, and very intimidating in his police uniform. “Shit, Halloween brings out the worse in people” he shrugge
yourslutmom: You and your dad come home after a long trip and see this scene: a black guy 6'2’’ tall and your mom, the woman of your dad’s life sucking his BIG BLACK COCK. You: “Mother! I have a lot of things to tel … SHIT, what is this mama?”Your
brazen68: mugol3123: Holly shit! Check out my links:Visit/Follow me at: Bi-Top Married DadLearn about Bi-Top Mrd Dad at: My BioRead about Bi-Dad’s sexual past as a youth: The Early YearsRead about my first adult M2M experience: When I Finally
stonekidman: Dad and sis were talking about politics or some stupid shit but I wasn’t really listening as my mom was too busy jacking me under the table. Once in awhile I’d hunch over, moaning; and dad would ask is anything wrong. “No,” I said,
quidditchfan: #this story is actually sad like#he said he didn’t go anywhere when he died#but his dad wrote the book and put the kid’s name on it cause the dad knew it’d sell a shit ton of books#”no shhh you went to heaven shhhh”#despite both
lookingforfitdadorson: http://lookingforfitdadorson.tumblr.com: Hehehe…boy, your dad told me you had a good ass but I just had to find out for myself…fuck, can’t believe you can take all 8” of my fat cock…shit, your dad can’t even take it
caluimhood: honestly fuck u if u have a good dad and make dad issue jokes that shit damages ppl its not some stupid ass aesthetic or thing for u to use as the butt of ur bad jokes
blacklongfellow: My Dad left his phone on the kitchen counter and this pic pops up with a message from my uncle saying, “Next time you gots to let get up in your booty bro!” I can’t believe my Dad and uncles get down like this with freaky shit.
blacklongfellow: The first time Dad got in my ass and shot his load in me, he was like, “Son, it ain’t right for us to be doing taboo shit like this…I can’t be fuckin’ my boy”. I had to step up my game if I wanted to feel Dad’s thick dick
reefs231: Since Uncle Tae caught Dad fuckin’ me last week shit has been crazy. He actually made us come over to his house and made me and Dad fuck right in front on him while he recorded. Since he knows about us, he’s been dropping little hints about
i-am-an-adult-i-swear:angeediiez:gaydux:The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like“I’m so proud of my son”How did they get to the clinic tho.Did the dad drive there all like “TIS ONLY A FLESH WOUND, COME MY SON, TO
sadisticxxpanda: 2-shane-s: I wanna see a video where it’s like “dad finds out kid smokes weed and fights him” but like instead of the kid just taking a beating the kid whoops his dad’s ass that would be sick OH SHIT
needlekind: vinegod: When the movie trailer guy hit puberty 😂😂😂 by omar gHonim Kid: Hey, dad!Dad: Yeah, son?Kid: Can we go to Disney World [voice deepens] this summer.Dad: Aw, shit, what the fuckKid: One man’s journey–Dad: A’ight! Yeah!
eevee11511:My dad and I love to go camping and fishing during the summers. We’ve been doing that a lot more recently since I got my old man pregnant a couple months ago, since my dad likes to make sure the baby is relaxed and doesn’t kick the shit
horny-dads: Holy Shit horny-dads.tumblr.com
unclelucas: paternal-instinct: “Shit, Dad, I ripped a hole in my pants!” Really? Sit down and me see. “Right there, Dad, right around my butt.” Wow…I can see your asshole, Son…and its pretty nice “Dad, what the fuck
kogamishinya: dad: *plays some old music in the car* me: holy shit dad! did you know this artist was inspired by araki hirohiko’s hit series jojo’s bizarre adventure?
bezoarcureforpoison: strawberryinstantoatmeal: my dad owns a small business and today he found out that one of his male employees was sexually harassing a female coworker and sending her dick pics and shit and so my dad fired him and then immediately
marshaloves1d: thorinmyside: hiphopfightssnacks: omfg i hate my dad’s computer he has a fucking profanity filter i feel like i’m on goddamn neopets or something LOOK AT THIS SHIT OH MY FUCKING GOD Please ask your dad where he got the profanity
tvveit: tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that your sister’s dad
xcinnin: swanqueenandrizzles: tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that my sisters dad have none
potatoandotherwise: swanqueenandrizzles: tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that my sisters dad
brutusbuckeye: like this post to punch a shit dad in the face. reblog to add your dad to the line of shit dads
szarkaijarlaxle: ironnman: brodinsons: #greatest reuinion scene #hands down #hey bro oH SHIT I CHANGED MY MIND GO AWAY #DO NOT BRING THAT HAMMER ANY CLOSER I SWEAR TO DAD NO STOP I SWEAR I WON’T TRY ANYTHING Mfhmshmmmmph I SWEAR TO DAD
straightdad8: Dad, I’m fuckin’ ready to cop your cock real hard. My balls are hangin’ real low dad just how you like ‘em. Aww dad finger my sweaty boyhole. Please dad, please. Mmm fuck dad got my spot. Shit am gonna squirt.
I feel as if the cop doesn’t care if we have our seat belts on or not. My dad and I barely have our seat belts on, but when the cops start their little wheeeo wheeooo shit then that’s when my dad lay back and just look at them. Hahahha
i-am-an-adult-i-swear: angeediiez: gaydux: The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like“I’m so proud of my son” How did they get to the clinic tho. Did the dad drive there all like “TIS ONLY A FLESH WOUND, COME MY
sheezarealjoker replied to your post: “Like almost two years ago, my dad stole a bunch of money from my…”: I can’t believe this shit doesn’t just happen in movie. He reminds me of my dad. Love you, babe.My life is a bad lifetime
surprisebitch: peep-toe-shoes: margoteve: tobiasxva: Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit. *slow clapping at the dad* I always reblog this. i’m so the dad
i-am-an-adult-i-swear:angeediiez:gaydux:The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like“I’m so proud of my son”How did they get to the clinic tho.Did the dad drive there all like “TIS ONLY A FLESH WOUND, COME MY
cumyolk: my dad walked in my room with this and he thought it was the funniest shit, so give the brilliant man what he wants. spread his meme. do his bidding he needs the world to see his work do it for my dad. spread the meme
nokturnal:Dad: *sees Caitlyn Jenner on tv* it’s not she it’s HE Me: Don’t worry dad your generation will die soon :)) my dad would’ve punched me dead in my shit. but it would’ve been worth it. allll worth it.
horselessheadman: rapeacademy: Just another worthless piece of shit After her foster dad began using her at home, she spent most of her time hanging out with the wrestling team. She let her do whatever they wanted to her. After her foster dad, she
duragdaddy: crissle: pattilahell: thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: you earned it What if the dad wanted to chaperone lol If your dad fell for this poorly put together shit, I feel sorry for you. LOL i asked the same question “what if the daddy wanted
deebott: i-am-an-adult-i-swear: angeediiez:gaydux:The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like“I’m so proud of my son”How did they get to the clinic tho.Did the dad drive there all like “TIS ONLY A FLESH WOUND, COME
dad-s-little-girl: eyessetforward: field-of-consciousness: “Butterflies can’t see their wings. They can’t see how truly beautiful they are, but everyone else can. People are like that as well.” shit i just died a little inside. that quote..
I’m watching Bronze with my dad and he just got up and took a picture of Melissa Rauch’s face on the screen. Me: What are you doing? Dad: Making a meme. Me: Excuse me? Dad: I make memes and I put other shit on them. Me: Why? Dad: How do you
![needlekind: vinegod: When the movie trailer guy hit puberty 😂😂😂 by omar gHonim Kid: Hey, dad!Dad: Yeah, son?Kid: Can we go to Disney World [voice deepens] this summer.Dad: Aw, shit, what the fuckKid: One man’s journey–Dad: A’ight! Yeah!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_4ab06eb4527c_128.png){kind=avatar}
