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perks-of-being-chinese: when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit
jawnthebaptiste:kingjaffejoffer: Michael Brown’s dad before the burial. The emotion and all of the sweat…. shit is hard to look at, even if its only a picture I didn’t want to reblog this because it’s hard to look at, but people SHOULD see
peep-toe-shoes: margoteve: tobiasxva: Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit. *slow clapping at the dad* I always reblog this.
rageomega: welcometonegrotown: The dad had a son the son had girlfriend and she killed the his father. Some white people shit. @novaschaos @rageomega DEADASS THO I had to pause for a sec to make sure 😂😂😂
slutty-hollie: Entertain me “I don’t give a shit about your wife- I’m bored and horny. My Dad owns your company so if you don’t wanna get fired you better entertain me… mmmmh now we are talking.”
fuckedsenselesstoo: “Greg, your father and I really would love a grandchild so your dad is fucking the shit out of your wife.”“Good God! I can’t believe this!”“I’m sorry Greg but you shooting blanks and frankly your cock is small just like
sub-self: deactvated: ahkmenra-h: hellabitcoins: sansaspark: magconbabe-matt: This shit better work HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE what if we all got paper lol GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST
reefs231: KeionWhen Uncle dropped Quan at the house yesterday I knew something was up. I know both my Dad and him love tight boipussy so I guessed that he been balls deep in Quan again. So when Quan walk in, looking all exhausted and shit, I said,”Dafuq
reefs231: Stepdaddy Chronicles #13 IsaiahI guess I had fell asleep in Aar…my dad’s bed. Yo but I was having the craziest dream. I was dreaming that I was butt ass naked on a bed and my boi pussy was being touched. I didn’t know if that shit was
suicidle: i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate milk, began to cry, and his dad got up, said “this some instagram shit” and started taking pictures
l-shadows-fades: drinkyourfuckingmilk: I have the bad habit of leaving my computer on sometimes, so my dad always shuts it down because it drives him nuts. but he knows not to close photoshop without saving my drawings and this is the shit he saves
kingjaffejoffer: Michael Brown’s dad before the burial. The emotion and all of the sweat…. shit is hard to look at, even if its only a picture
angeediiez:gaydux:The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like“I’m so proud of my son”
ifmommyonlyknew: Oh shit bro, mom and dad just got home!
dekutrickortreat: literally every commercial in the 90s were like “mom and dad are totally gross and uncool! *sneaks out from home after parents tell them no* this burger is GNAAAAAAAAARLY! MOM DOESN’T KNOW SHIT! SOMEONE KILL HER”
majo-dad: Little shit–Last one for the night.
backdoorteenmom: Me getting my life to these online Father’s Day sales knowing I’m not giving any of this shit to my dad
soaprock: chris-huy: spiceology: Hanzo is just sasuke for people who wanna fuck dads How fucking dare you. Hanzo has a richer and deeper backstory than that angsty sack of shit fanart of him fucking mccree isnt lore
astupidfaggotcuntdoeswhatitstold: DAD, U SUCKING OUT MY ASSHOLE YESTERDAY WAS NO FUCKING ACCIDENT MAN… U WANT TO DO IT AGAIN RIGHT NOW I CAN SEE IT - SO U R A FAGGOT 4 ME, AND SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL AND CHANGE AROUND HERE….. CAUSE I GOT YESTERDAY
rabid-logan: barbie-isalive: This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and shit my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school SUPER IMPORTANT BEST TIP PLEASE REMEMBER THIS
nge: tormans-space: candiikismet: mrcincity: justthisguyyaknow: When your dad one-ups you…😳 😂 Lmao. DAMN 😂 Shit boy! @tsunayoshi-sawada you
xxxdadson72: funwithraunch: afaggotslifeforme: Ive sucked a cock of a guy more than twice my age I think I’ve gotten up to 4 times in my youth 15 X 4 = 60…holy shit! I guess 5 times. My dad ;-)
gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz: The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT. gatugatugatugatugatu
safe-behind-bars: older-aang: kuro-tokyo: scared the shit out of me every time my dad wants this to be played at the beginning of his funeral reblogging again just for that omg
extrapulpy: even my fucking STEPdad doesnt wanna go to my graduation what kind of bullshit is that THE WORST THING ABIUT IT IS HES LIKE “So what times your shit over?” atleast my fucking dad was blunt about not going ;-; poor liz
dysphoriawitch: holy shit mamoru you are the worst fucking dad
terminus-est: odins-one-eyed-fuck: gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz: The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT. it literally can not get cuter than this I
mxlachiiite: mxlachiiite: STEVEN UNIVERSE according to my very Italian father. HOLY SHIT THIS GOT 600+ NOTES, MY DAD IS A LEGACY. he likes them thicc an big lol
slbtumblng: 2B: Father… give me legs. Yoko Taro: ……. :^) 96: … Holy shit, Dad! < |D
loverofmythology: I literally just realized why Peter lost his shit when he found out Gamora was dead. That’s what Peter’s dad said about putting cancer into his mom’s brain. That’s why he immediately said “no you didnt” when Thanos said he
fallenskaterr: suicidle: i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate milk, began to cry, and his dad got up, said “this some instagram shit” and starte taking pictures and i cant breath dead
kissingeverysinglenight: thekpnc: kissingeverysinglenight: if you’re ever feeling down about ur parents doing a shit job,just know my mum and dad thought my birthday was the 14th of August for the first 6 years of my life, and literally my entire
therothwoman: gazzymouse: sophienorthcott: biggreenandbuck-assnude: I’m the strongest there is. “Dear old Dad.” AH AH AH NO NOT THIS WHY DID THIS FOLLOW ME TO TUMBLR WHY IS IT HAUNTING ME holy shit what is this from
dirtydaddythings: dirtydaddythings: What did I Tell you about showering before school? ‘oh shit, you scared me Dad’ Answer the question boy. ‘that I am to never leave the house in an embarrassing state.’ And does rushing out the door, unwashed
jimbibearfan: Dad, can I spend the weekend with you? Mom’s driving me crazy with “shopping” and shit…Sure, son. Come right over. I have a surprise for you.
sakimichan: fuckyeahtokyoghoul: injellyfish: ahkmenra-h: hellabitcoins: sansaspark: magconbabe-matt: This shit better work HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE what if we all got paper lol GUYS
transisted:I’M LAUGHIGN SO FUCKNGIG HARD A THTIS HOLYG SHIT LOOK AT T HTIS THIS IS AMAZI GNG IT’S THE CAPTIONS THAT GE T MESADDLE YOUR DADS WE MOVE OUT AT DAWN
gaydux:The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like“I’m so proud of my son”
jetjenkins: friendly dad reminder this is quite possibly the most accurate review that shit heap ever gave. godhand was absolutely terrible.
kayinnasaki: knifeandlighter: jetjenkins: friendly dad reminder this is quite possibly the most accurate review that shit heap ever gave. godhand was absolutely terrible. how dare you even follow me Look I respect you and what you do, but Godhand
hellabitcoins: sansaspark: magconbabe-matt: This shit better work HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE what if we all got paper lol
when i was younger i had a weird relationship with this lady who had kids older than me and it was real awkward going over to her house to do what we did and her kids would treat me like they were my dad asking about my homework and shit and id be like
captainbigdickambrose: wwefoever70: Sexy shit Dad pose.
inductionofautosadism2: usedtrash-content: My mum tried her best to raise me to be an upstanding member of society. I paid her back by ignoring her values. Getting money is more important. Also, my dad is a piece of shit. It’s nice to see a girl
hardshrimp: “Well, well, well. Looks like someone was playing with Daddy’s toys” Shit! It was his Dad’s voice! He’d been caught in his parents bedroom playing with their handcuffs. But why was he still hard? And why was his hole suddenly twitching?
foreignmilk: when your dad confronts you about all your weird ass shit
domdaddy4pussy: dirtydaddythings: “Oh shit Dad!” You are my everything. I am nothing. With you I am special, unique
lovefathersonsex:Uncle and dad get together every weekend and fuck the shit out of me
draygonphantoon replied to your post: lune loves old horror movies and kaiju/monster… Isn’t the giant claw that 30s movie about the giant pterodactyl thing? My dad showed me that when I was 3, scared the shit out of me. i havent actually watched
got my meds but they only gave me 1 month instead of 2 like they said they were going to which is fine plus me and my dad didnt feel like dealin with that shit anymore and i didnt feel like paying 90 bucks when i didnt have to only needed the months in
faeyren said: do you collect tcg or play? do you have a favorite set? neither. my dad buys me a few packs a week that i open for shits and giggles. i tend to have either really good luck with them or real bad luck. been having a bad luck streak
safe-behind-bars: older-aang: kuro-tokyo: scared the shit out of me every time my dad wants this to be played at the beginning of his funeral reblogging again just for that omg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlnI6XjWk_k
rlmjob: show this to your dad Holy shit…why so beautiful! -_- lol
farx: odins-one-eyed-fuck: gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz: The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT. it literally can not get cuter than this This is the
My dad just told me that all the shit he said to me when I got fired was just to soften the blow and that I fucked up big time.
