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gazzymouse: tina-bo-bina: gazzymouse: (x) My dads said I’m not even allowed to talk to you. Wade and Peter shooting the shit…and Wade being a troll…XD #DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
Still thinkin’ bout trans*!Eren from last night. What if the stubborn little shit is pretty aware of who he is when he’s super young? So much so that he just has tantrums about wearing dresses and all that. And like… his dad thinks
dragons-and-art: Have something old but happier An AU in where the twins grew with their mom instead of their shit dad and grandpa duo
ourgallo: hunghairybear: Holy Shit. Dad’s got a huge cock. Q buenos amigos le ayuda
This, whenever my dad tries to best me with computer shit.
You think my morning can’t get worse? Guess again.My dad’s been hospitalized. He had a stroke. Fuck. My. Life. FUCK. THIS. SHIT.
*throws the keyboard off the table* THAT IS HOW MY DAD TREATS ME. Yes I know computer shit. NO I WILL NOT DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU FFS IF THERE’S A THING YOU CAN INSTALL IN FINNISH LANGUAGE THEN YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FOLLOW THE FCKING INSTRUCTIONS
Before the drunken moron calls me again and asks me to do some weird shit for him on internet, I’ll just go to fucking sleep and put my phone to silent.No you don’t wanna know. Seriously how the fuck is that person my dad…
So I decided pull up my parents’ natal charts because WHY NOT. First things first, my dad. He’s a sun aqua. Now let’s see what more fun stuffs we can find out.… Oh shit fuck hell he has moon in scorpio. NO WONDER IT’S BEEN A LOVE-HATE-RELATIONSHIP
Also dad. Stop. Trying. To. Use. My. Words. As. An. Ammo. In. Your. Fucking. Retarded. Fights. With. Mom. I’m already feeling this day is gonna be nothing but shit, I do NOT need the stress that your incredibly stupid fights with mom cause me.
angeediiez:gaydux:The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like“I’m so proud of my son”
lopfax: my dad gets on the computer for 5 minutes and he already manages to unlock internet explorer’s unholy twin and pull it out of the depths of hell you know what fuck this shit
chloweafterdark: medic278: unbridledkentuckyspirit: thefuckshitmagnet: humbledivachronicles: mr—mosby: stay at home dad leaves post its for his wife (part 2 ya lil shits) Going to need more note pads… awwwwww!!!! Oh. My. God. I fuckin’
blueeyeswhit3: inariazuha: injellyfish: ahkmenra-h: hellabitcoins: sansaspark: magconbabe-matt: This shit better work HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE what if we all got paper lol GUYS I
inariazuha: injellyfish: ahkmenra-h: hellabitcoins: sansaspark: magconbabe-matt: This shit better work HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE what if we all got paper lol GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST
cazfax:my dad gets on the computer for 5 minutes and he already manages to unlock internet explorer’s unholy twin and pull it out of the depths of hell you know what fuck this shit
bitchin-011: Things I expect in ST 3-gay disaster will byers-bisexual disaster mike wheeler-eleven and max friendship-erica sinclair fucking shit up in the best way possible-steve continuing to be a Dad™️-jopper-fluffy jancy-eleven killing at least
ocean-of-franks: imsoshive: y‘all ruining the word daddy. my kids gon have to call me bruh or some shit tbh lol Dad: “Hey, how was school today?Five Year Old: “Lemme tell you my guy.”
the-hatred-machine: hungrygrox: no-this-is-jarod: oneofamillionvoices: witherd: how can you not reblog this tho Shot in the water. Holy shit. Wow that’s awesome. But not going to risk my dad’s 1911 doing this. Or maybe I will Don’t even
bustysluttymilfs: Mom does some really crazy shit when she drinks before noon. Like flashing her ass at all of my classmates when she picks me up from school, or inviting my friends over for sleepovers, even when it’s my weekend to go spend with dad.
heartbeatofatimelord: physcoaustin: tardisol: IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS No. Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher and he just
tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that
dysphoriawitch: holy shit mamoru you are the worst fucking dad
j0ye: j0ye: i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit update my dad is grounded
edens-blog: heartbeatofatimelord: physcoaustin: tardisol: IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS No. Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher
transisted: I’M LAUGHIGN SO FUCKNGIG HARD A THTIS HOLYG SHIT LOOK AT T HTIS THIS IS AMAZI GNG IT’S THE CAPTIONS THAT GE T ME SADDLE YOUR DADS WE MOVE OUT AT DAWN
greyscreations: duskzephyr: partysoft: hyaenid: notcuddles: vampishly: cakemeister: i told my dad vintage disney character costumes are terrifying he sent me this article D: WHAT THE SHIT ARE THOSE MICKEY AND MINNIE MOUSE COSTUMES? They’re
kasukasukasumisty: adventuretimesocial: Meet Finn’s Dad Extended Preview H-H-HOLY FUCK SHIT IS GOING DOWN IS THAT PRISMO’S RELATIVES AS IN PRISON GUARDS FINN AND JAKE ARE HOLDING HANDS FINN IS UH OHING ABOUT SOMETHING OKAY THIS IS SO EXCITING
Oh BTW when I got home I was getting out of the car and my dad called me to tell me that OUR roof is leaking too!!! I’m just waiting for the damn ceiling to fall down here as well!! This is shit.
maturedadsandmen: holydilfbatman: “You’re not the only one who likes a little action down south, son.” I’m not sure what surprised me more… Walking into my bedroom to find Dad on his stomach, on my bed, giving me a cocky, shit-eating expression?
elliotexplicit: unbridledkentuckyspirit: thefuckshitmagnet: humbledivachronicles: mr—mosby: stay at home dad leaves post its for his wife (part 2 ya lil shits) Going to need more note pads… awwwwww!!!! Oh. My. Gosh. I love every single bit
butterfly-b0wties: LIAM IS SO DONE WITH THEIR SHIT HE IS LIKE A SINGLE DAD WITH TWO WAYWARD CHILDREN LIKE ‘yes these are my kids. i have to love them.’
perks-of-being-chinese: when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit
queenofyoursoda: ilovecephalopods: corderito: Oh shit. We’re lucky octopuses don’t have bones, because if they did they’d come on land and take over. My dad’s friend owned a pet store and for some reason they had an octopus, well they were
terminus-est: odins-one-eyed-fuck: gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz: The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT. it literally can not get cuter than this I
planetfaraway: kingjaffejoffer: Michael Brown’s dad before the burial. The emotion and all of the sweat…. shit is hard to look at, even if its only a picture goodness.
gaytofugaming: woodmeat: qooraxdi: thebestoftumbling: Adorable baby fakes crying when daddy tries to cut her fingernails. (x) This is so cute like when do babies start learning these things like she’s scaring the shit out of her dad but she
eggplantallweek: truedadsonlove: Oh shit, watch this son breed his dad ACTIVE GAY PORN BLOG. 24/7 POSTS! Cum stroke your cock at www.eggplantallweek.com
chubbygoddessoflove: mecheechee: kimreesesdaughter: sobeitjayt: grandpaq: “My Dad Caught Me Doing The Pony” 😭😭 lmao bruh this shit so funny look at the nigga body tho he doing robot body rolls nshit SLIPPING 😩😩😂😂😂 I will
hellabitcoins: sansaspark: magconbabe-matt: This shit better work HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE what if we all got paper lol
blackwallywest: #when your dad sends you to your room#over something you didn’t even do#and on the way up the stairs#you question why you moved in#when weird shit always goes down here#and you never get answers to the questions you ask
blu-force-a-nature: bloodyarchimedes: krunkidile: OH SHIT, DAD’S BACK.In my new video. MOM MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz: The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT.
theserif: duessa: blurdybur: OMG THE KID IS LIKE I AM SO DONE WITH ALL YOUR SHIT DAD HAHAHHAHAH PUN PUN PUN THIS IS JEEVES Oh god yes!
raaynee: turbo-vonschweetz: wow so my dad is voting for obama and my neighbor from around the corner is voting for romney but instead of throwing insults and other shit at each other, they dressed up in nice suits and are going to go get some breakfast
pixelgay: i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate milk, began to cry, and his dad got up, said “this some instagram shit” and starte taking pictures and i cant breath
queenkatiee: If my dad and my followers would fucking read this that’d be super. The president of the fucking United States didn’t have his shit together and you don’t have to either.
suprchnk: they’re already working furiously to try to find ways that they can justify killing a twelve year old that did nothing. they can’t find anything on the kid himself so now they’re digging into his family to find shit like the dad having
matsuoka-lin: fencer-x: riverdancingcas: imagineyouricon: imagine your icon has suddenly, inexplicably, become your legal guardian I’m going to die FUCK YES THE GAY DADS ARE MY PARENTS NOW. YOKOZAWA BETTER DO THE SHIT OUT OF MY HAIR. WHERE IS
I got dad on skype oh shit!
rabid-logan: barbie-isalive: This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and shit my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school SUPER IMPORTANT BEST TIP PLEASE REMEMBER THIS
safe-behind-bars: older-aang: kuro-tokyo: scared the shit out of me every time my dad wants this to be played at the beginning of his funeral reblogging again just for that omg
jawnthebaptiste: kingjaffejoffer: Michael Brown’s dad before the burial. The emotion and all of the sweat…. shit is hard to look at, even if its only a picture I didn’t want to reblog this because it’s hard to look at, but people SHOULD see
peep-toe-shoes: margoteve: tobiasxva: Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit. *slow clapping at the dad* I always reblog this.
