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“Are you a gong? Or a touch of the dramatic? Because I could never resist you.â€
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s grave? Because I dig you.â€
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s wedding song? Because I could never forget you.â€
“You’re more important than understanding the obliquity of the ecliptic.â€
“May I be your unsavory companion of dubious morals?â€
“Lady Carmichael isn’t the only highly intelligent woman of rare perception I see here.â€
“You’re clearly acclimatized to never getting to the end of a sentence. I could give you something else to do with your mouth, if you’d like.â€
“Forget the hanging in Wandsworth– I’d like to take a ‘professional’ interest in how well you’re hung.â€
“Unprincipled drug addict or not, I’ll gladly be your gentleman hero.â€
“I would give you dancing lessons even if it meant your Sign Language needed work.â€
“Are you a future world? Because I have a conjecture of how I might fit inside you.â€
“Sitting in the Carmichaels’ greenhouse isn’t the only thing we can do together that’s murder on the knees.â€
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s ghost? Because I want you to be my boo.â€
“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade could work them out.â€
“I must go deep into myself to solve this case… but first I’d like to be deep into you.â€
“I don’t care whether you’re a Viennese alienist or a retired army surgeon– you can ask me any curious questions you like.â€
“My feelings for you are so clear, not even the impossibly imbecilic Scotland Yard could be confused about them.â€
“The only papers I want floating in my mind palace are love letters from you.â€
“Communicating in the Diogenes Club isn’t the only thing I can do with these hands.â€
“Is your name Hooper? Because you’d be the most beautiful woman in the room even if you had a mustache.â€
“Are you a loaded firearm in the pocket of my dressing gown? Because I want to finger you.â€
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti? Because you got my attention in very efficient fashion.â€
“Your admirably high arches aren’t the only thing I noticed as soon as you stepped into the room.â€
“From a drop of water, a logician should be able to infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara, but they’re gonna need a hell of a lot more than that to infer how wet I can make you.â€
“Don’t take Moriarty’s word for it. Come see for yourself how surprisingly comfortable my bed is.â€
“Are you a drug? Because you alleviate boredom and occasionally heighten my thought processes.â€
“Will you be the pipe to my Holmes? I want you in my mouth.â€
“Forget morphine or cocaine. I get plenty high just off of your presence.â€
Happy Easter, everyone! That Cumberbunny is a real thing, by the way…
“I want to be more permanently glued to you than Mycroft’s ever expanding backside is to his spot.â€
“Are you Mary’s pregnancy? Because I noticed you before anyone else did.â€
“You don’t need to put on a mustache in order to examine my body.â€
“Are you Sherlock Holmes? Because I wanna see you shake your mind pal-ass.â€
“If you were a Baskerville Hound, I would get drugged on purpose just to see you.â€
“My balls are bluer than the carbuncle Watson wrote about.â€
“Do you have a feet fetish? Because my game is afoot.â€
“Anyone could be the Abominable Bride, but only you could be my bride.â€
“You’re more important to me than finding Emelia Ricoletti’s substitute corpse.â€
“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you see my dick.â€
“I want my mind palace to have your details so perfect, I won’t need drugs to be immersed in them.â€
“I never understood the murderous jealousy of the one who wrote about the obliquity of the ecliptic until I saw you with another man.â€
“Are you Moriarty? Because I’m looking for a maths professor to multiply with.â€
“Is your name Jeanette? Because you obviously have class.â€
“Magnussen shouldn’t be the only one who knows how you taste.â€
“Are you a nice little place in central London? Because I’ve got my eyes on you.â€Submitted (with photo) by @erudiced.
“If you and I had an appointment in Samarra, I would never go to Sumatra and become a pirate instead.â€
“I would go right into Hell and make it look like I meant it just to save you.â€
“Eurus may think I’m nicer than anyone, but just wait until you see my naughty side.â€
“You can borrow my handcuffs in the salad drawer anytime… But only if you use them with me.â€
“I would tell you that I love you even if Eurus didn’t say there was a bomb in your flat.”
“Your coffin isn’t the only ‘box’ of yours I’d smash with passion.”Based on a suggestion by @morbidmegz.
“Getting over you is more impossible than arresting a jellyfish.”
“Are you John’s therapist’s flower vase? Because when I look at you, I see a tall glass of water.”
“No balloon could ever be a substitute for you.”
“I love you more than Sherlock loves ginger nuts.”
“I find you more fascinating than an unmoving Toby.”
“Would you like to have a night of passion in High Wycombe with me?”
“Are you Culverton Smith? Because you take my breath away.”
“Are you one of the boys from the cafe? Because I would let you drop me… into your bed.”
“If you were credit, I would take you even after John published his blog.”