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“I don’t consult you just because I’m desperate.”
“It’s going to take more than three patches to cure my addiction to you.”
“You are really my area.”
“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham Palace.”
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but riding crops excite me.”
“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well, I think you otter be in my bed.”
“You do count… Even if I didn’t need a suicide assistant.”
“My idea of a romantic lunch date: Two bags of Quavers and analyzing dirt!”
The best of Sherlene, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg for mercy.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Do I have any ideas of what I’d like to do to you? Eight, so far.” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“We’re so domestic, people are even shipping our mugs.”
“I’d like to snuggle under a blanket with you even if we weren’t in shock.”
“I think you’re neater than poisoned children.”
“I can’t take my eyes off of you… No, really. I can’t. It’s for an experiment.”
“If I dress up as a museum security guard, will you let me inspect the work of art in your pants?”
“I’d like to conduct a Study in your Pink.”
“The newspaper says that you’re a confirmed bachelor… Want me to fix that?”
“When I told you to take my card, I meant my V-card.”
“If you’re a hedgehog, can I be your hedge?”
“Beg for mercy twice? …Please, I won’t stop there.” Submitted by j-abberwocky.
“Let me unwrap you like this mercury-laced candy.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I like the turn-ups on your jeans. Wanna be my boy’s father?”
“I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each other go out and have fun.”
“I would ‘coordinate’ with you and a pair of handcuffs in a dark alley anytime.”
“Why do I need to know about the solar system? It’s wrong anyway; my world revolves around you.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“I didn’t need five minutes to feel that we had a special something.”
“Let’s meet at the rooftop instead of the pool. You’ve got to admit that’s sexier.”
“Forget outliving four people– let me show you the most fun you can have with or without an aneurysm.”
“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel, and that’s not just the shock talking.”
“I would care if your life was at stake, even if it didn’t help save you.”
“You are far more than a seven, therefore I would leave the flat for you.”
“I would go ‘hey’ for you.” Submitted by atsometimemasters.
“You are more indispensable than my homeless network.”
“When people call me a freak, they mean in bed.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking– and I’m not talking about playing the violin.” Inspired by this (source unknown).
“I would sniff your second hand smoke even if I wasn’t going through cigarette withdrawals.”
“I want to grow old, retire, and study bees with you.”
“Are you holding my heart at gunpoint? Because I think I’m falling for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
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“I’ll eat you out even though digestion slows me down.”
“Forget the lipstick-matching present– let’s unwrap you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I don’t have to die if I’ve got you– and believe me, I will have you.”
“I would buy you a deerstalker even if the rest of Scotland Yard didn’t pitch in.”
“You know what they say about big feet? Well, just call me Carl Powers.”
“I bet I can keep you wetter than Soo Lin Yao’s teapots.”
“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired by this (submitted by sherlockian4life13).
“I would never chase some killer while trying to get off with you.”
“Are you my blogger? Because I’d be lost without you.”
The best of The Blind Banker references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I may not be The Golem, but I bet I can squeeze the life out of you, if you get what I mean.”
The best of Sherlock Holmes’s facial expressions, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I would show off at your trial just to get locked in a cell with you.”
“Face the other way. You’re getting me off.”
“You make me so stiff, Molly mistook me for one of her cadavers.”
“I like my partners the way I like my wall decorations: Music-loving and horny.”
“Wanna see what’s Under my Shaw?” Seriously though, save Undershaw!
“Don’t you want me on the floor too? And on the bed, and on the couch, and on the table, and against the wall…” Submitted by anonymous.
