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“I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so please understand what I mean when I say that my name is actually a girl’s name.”

“You give me life, and not just because Lazarus is go.”

“I would propose to you even if I didn’t need to break into your boss’s office.”

“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”

“I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else.”

“Is there a ball under my armpit, or did you just make my heart stop?”

“When I asked if you came for me, I didn’t just mean to the drug den.”

“Let’s have a relationship that’s in a good place and very affirming.”

“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing I have a vacancy for.”

“I think you’re 221-beautiful.”

“Your smile shines brighter than an inexplicable matchbox.”

The best of The Sign of Three, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“You make me more speechless than John asking me to be his best man.”

“theimprobableone will use capital letters before I stop loving you.”

“The game is on… Will you play with me?”

“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”

“If you’re Henry Knight, can I be your Henry Steed?”

“You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.”

“You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.”

“When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?”

“Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique.”

“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window.”

“Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?”

“I calculate that there are thirteen possibilities once I invite you into my bedroom.”

“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me.”

“Are you a train car in Sumatra? Because you are the bomb.”

“If I had only a minute and twenty-nine seconds left to live, I’d want to spend that time with you.”

“You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s comics.”

“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway.”

“I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had with the prime minister.”

“Wanna know why my Belstaff coat is so long?” Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.

“Without you, my heart is as broken as Mrs. Hudson’s hip.”

“Forget mind palaces… Wanna see my mind sex dungeon?”

“I want you wrapped around me more tightly than my purple shirt.”

“I’m a fan of yours– type B, that is.”

“You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street.”

“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing you away would kill me.”

“A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing I’d like up against my wall.”

“Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be petting.”

“People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.”

“I think about Redbeard when I want to calm down, but I think about you when I want to get excited.”

“I only have earbuds for you.”

“I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking about deductions.”

“Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to be checking out is yours.”

“When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just talking about the murder charge.”

“If you were my drug, I wouldn’t need a case to justify doing you.”

“I would kick my parents out if you came over.”

“I love you more than Carl Powers loved his shoes.”

“Don’t hate the dragon slayer. Hate the game.”

sherlockology: Surprise! Today has seen the read through for the â€˜Sherlock Specialâ€™ - where Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman have apparently decided to dress up like thisâ€¦ though if you look closer you might spot some interesting quirksâ€¦

“I would punch the chief superintendent just because he called you a weirdo.”

“I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into your cleavage.”

“My anaconda don’t want none unless you got glow-in-the-dark buns, hun.”

“Are you Anderson’s fake Jack the Ripper? Because I want to bone you.”

“I cannot eliminate being with you, therefore it must not be impossible.”

“What’s your star sign? I don’t know mine because I deleted the solar system.”

“I hope our relationship lasts longer than John’s mustache.”

“You’re the only cabbie whose head is not the only thing I want to see.” Submitted by unicorn-enthusiast.

“Are you a sitty thing? Because I would love to sit on you.” Submitted by snickersa2010.

“Lestrade will find his division before I find someone better than you.”

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