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“I like you more than Howard Shilcott likes trains.”
“The only looks I want to be clueing for are yours.”
“I have an international reputation for loving you.” Submitted by cricketshuman.
“Your perfection has left me completely deaded.”
“I’ll let you kiss me if you crash through a window and ruffle your hair first.”
“Loving you could never be human error.”
“Can our sign be the sign of threesome?”
“I heard you lost your job fantasizing about me coming back to life… Don’t worry, I’ve got a different kind of ‘job’ you can do.”
“My detective skills aren’t the only gifts I was born with.”
“Can I buy you a drink? 443.7 milliliters of drink, that is.”
“The ‘elephant in the room’ is my penis.”
“You don’t need your mind palace to know my porn preference.”
“I’m a high-functioning sociopath… Can I be a high-functioning sociopath with your number?”
“Forget the egg chair… You should sitty thing on my face.”
“Call me Shezza, because I’m going undercover… Under your covers, that is.”
“I’d let you make me wear the hat.”
“I want to do you on the table… On the Periodic Table hanging in your bedroom, that is.”
“I was so scared of you leaving me that I started doing napkin origami.”
“If I was Madonna, would you let me touch your knee?”
“I’d like to get to know you as well as I know ash.”
“My love for you exceeds the amount of laptops Sherlock has.”
“I’d like to compromise the integrity of your ‘crime scene.’”
“You make me uncomprehending in the face of myself.”
“You taste better than eyeball coffee.”
“Let’s go bar hopping for a couple hours and then cuddle on the stairs.”
“I’m sorry I came back from the dead with a French accent. Next time I tell you big news I’ll give you something else French.”
“The things we’d like to do to you… I have a list. Mycroft has a file.”
“When I said ‘I’m just going to whip this out,’ I didn’t mean my detective equipment.” (Inspired by this post.)
“The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the only reason I’m glad your engagement’s over.”
“The door knocker isn’t the only thing I won’t let my brother turn straight.”
“I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic strip.’”
“Forget solving crimes– I could use you as an alternative to getting high.”
“Don’t worry, I’m no London ambulance. I take longer than eight minutes to come.”
“Are you Cupid? Because you just shot me in the heart.” Submitted by scripturientjester.
“The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you may have to restart my heart.”
“I’d keep your chair even if it was blocking my view to the kitchen.”
“Undercover about my feelings for you? WELL I’M NOT NOW!”
“Are you the East Wind? Because I’d let you take me in the end… in the rear end, that is.”
Hey, followers! I hope you’re all having a wonderful Easter because I am having the worst Easter of my life and it is a goddamn miracle I was even able to put this comic together.
“I’ve got some pictures for you as a treat… And I’m not talking about the ones I showed Archie.”
“Let’s do a procedure where the participants tend to know each other and it’s over when one of them’s dead… No, I’m not talking about murder.”
“Even if you told me that the Western world is run from a single house, I’d still want to talk about dinner.”
“The game is never over. I want to play with you forever.”
“Those things’ll kill you… I know what you should put in your mouth instead.”
“I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m busy.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Forget faking my genius… Want to see a different sort of magic trick?” Based on a suggestion by anonymous.
“Becoming a figment of my mind palace isn’t the only way to get inside of me.”
“Us meeting couldn’t be coincidence. The universe is rarely so lazy.”
“I would never put the doorbell in the fridge if you were the one ringing it.”
“Without you, I get so bored that I start shooting walls.”
“My mouth is big enough for fourteen cigarettes. Wanna see what else can fit in it?”
“Wanna see my Sher-cock?”
“I would jump out of a cake for you even if I wasn’t revealing that I faked my death.”
“I love you more than Sherlock loves dancing.”
“I still love you even though your mustache doesn’t rub off.”
“Let’s throw a dummy off a roof, fake our deaths, and make out.”
“The Headless Nun was only headless because she hadn’t met me… I’m excellent at giving head.”
“I would let you call me Sherl.”
“The game is something, but you are everything.”
“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets for the hashtag, which LATER BECAME CANON.)
