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“I know your friends don’t all hate you. I only wrote that essay so I could have you all to myself.”
“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger… I’m also a lover.”
“You are a man, and good at it… but I think you’d be even better at being my man.”
“May I twist and diffuse your hair?”
“My mind palace can’t even contain how much I think about you.”
“I would name my daughter after you even if Sherlock wasn’t a girl’s name.”
“Do you like solving crimes? Because I’ve got a vacancy.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side. I guess I’m a loser now.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Judging by the turn-ups on your jeans, you’d be a pretty good father to my children.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I’d rip your clothes off in a darkened swimming pool even if people would talk.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I’d love your mind even if it wasn’t a palace.”
“My death may have been fake, but my love for you is real.”
“I would stop your cab just to welcome you to London.”
“Take me up against the Reichenbach Wall.”
“You are more eloquent than dust.”
“Me wearing antlers is best left to the imagination, but me wearing nothing at all is a must-see.”
“The fact that I’ve always loved dancing isn’t the only thing I’ll let you in on.”
“If you meet me on the roof, a gun won’t be the only thing I put in my mouth.”
“Nice Reichen-rack.â€
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would never go on a diet if I had to give up something as sweet as you.â€
“If the man with the key is king, you must be king, because you have the key to my heart.â€
“A nice murder normally cheers me up, but it seems like you’ve brightened my day already.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“You should pop ‘round to Baker Street. Who knows? Something might jump out of my pants.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“It’s okay– you don’t have to wear makeup or a dress to compensate for the size of your mouth and breasts.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock over your petri dish and slip my number under it.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences, and role models… Guess I must have had a lot of those that looked like you.â€
“You’re so hot, (hot damn), you make a dragon slayer wanna retire, man.â€
“Yes, you are a pretty lady.“
“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations in order to get a kiss from me.â€
“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing that gets me off.â€
“I don’t do anonymous clients, but for you I’ll make an exception.â€Submitted by mercyhouse.
“Unlike my coat, I just need one of you.â€Submitted by anonymous.
“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi Zhu climbs buildings.â€
“If you were my husband, I would never sleep with a P.E. teacher.â€
“Your love is more intoxicating than John’s stag night.â€
“I heard you said you wanted to ‘do Molly’… I hope you didn’t mean the drug.â€
“Your face is more perfectly sculpted than Moriarty’s eyebrows.â€
“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.â€
“I would help fix the afferent neurons in your peripheral nervous system.â€
“You’re more addictive than a seven percent solution.â€
“My shirt buttons may strain to get away from me, but I bet you won’t.â€
“My dick is harder than one of Sherlock’s unsolved cases.â€
“You’re more fun than a woman lying dead.â€
“‘Vatican cameos’ can be our safeword.â€
“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.â€
“You’re not like Magnussen’s spectacles… You are anything but ordinary.â€
“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted by your best friend who faked his death.â€
“You’re the stars to my Sherlock: I think you’re beautiful even when I don’t understand you.â€
“John says I’m a machine… Want to see if you can turn me on?â€
“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.â€
“When I said ‘the dog one,’ I wasn’t talking about your story. I was trying to think of the sex position.â€
“If you were a dismembered country squire, I’d make a date with you no matter how difficult you were to schedule.â€
“It was hard choosing between the two pills… But you’ve always been my first choice.â€Submitted by thats-what-people-brew.
“Forget finding the country squire’s legs– I’d much rather have a look at yours.â€
“I put the D in Adler.â€Submitted by estrangedgearbox.
“Will you be the cigarette to my Sherlock? I want to put my lips around you.â€
“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.â€
“So, you’re on IDatedAGhost.com… Does that mean you’re looking for a boo?â€
“Anderson, face the other way. You’re making me blush.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“Oscillation on the pavement means I love you.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.