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“I don’t have friends, just potential love interests.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock in a deerstalker.â€
“I would love you even if you peed in my fireplace.â€
“Get a room? Nah, let’s get an entire flat.â€
“The game is on. Will you be my player 2?â€
“Still looking for the legs, but I’d much rather find the key to your heart.â€
“I’m bringing sexy Reichen-back.â€
“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill when you get plenty of exercise running through my mind?â€
“My coat collar isn’t the only thing that’s up.â€
“Scold me like Irene Adler scolded Kate Middleton.â€
“Me without you is like a deerstalker with only one front.â€
“Is your name Janine? Because I would become a tabloid just to make you my whore.â€
“You’re more hip than the body part Mrs. Hudson needs herbal soothers for.â€
“No, that’s not a British Army Browning L9A1 in my pocket.â€
“Crap telly and chill?â€
“Writing my best man speech for your wedding was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do… because I wasn’t the one you were marrying.â€
“You stole my heart like Eddie Van Coon stole the jade hair pin.â€
“Will you be the microwave to my eyeballs? I want to be inside you.â€
“I may not know that the Earth revolves around the sun, but I know that my heart revolves around you.â€
“I promise to treat you like a queen… and by that I mean I’ll show up at your house in nothing but a bed sheet.â€
“Baby got Reichen-back.â€
“I’m more attracted to you than John is to dangerous situations and people.â€
“You don’t need to force me to jump off of Bart’s in order to make my heart soar.â€
“Irene Adler may know what you like, but I am what you like.â€
“The stage is set. The curtain rises. We are ready to begin… Sorry, didn’t I mention that I’m an exhibitionist?â€
“I don’t just want you to be the shadow that defines my every sunny day– I want you to be my future too.â€
“You make me feel more alive than Moriarty’s ringtone.â€
“Our sex is like a crime– the weirder it is, the more I get off.â€
“Can we cuddle? I promise not to squeeze as hard as the Golem.â€
“I would go back in time during our fourth season just to be able to say that I’ve loved you for centuries.â€
“I would let Anderson write fanfiction about us.â€
“I could deduce everything about you, but I’d much rather you tell me about yourself.â€
“I love you more than Jennifer Wilson loved the color pink.â€
“You’re sweeter than the sugar I thought the Baskerville drug was in.â€
“My bed is cozier than John’s jumpers. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.â€
“I would love you even if you looked (and smelled) the part for one of my homeless network.â€
“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind of protection that we can use together.â€(Edit: This graphic was originally uploaded with Sherlock’s font instead of John’s, even though John’s supposed to be the one saying the pick-up
Happy Halloween, followers! Sorry again I had to upload this so late. (And yes, that’s a Goomba on Sherlock’s face. I was gonna do a Luigi hat, but that would have been too predictable.)
“My love for you is deeper than Sherlock’s voice.â€
“Your beauty is to die for… or at least fake die for so Moriarty’s sniper doesn’t shoot you.â€
“I’m so good with women, I don’t just get their phone numbers… I get their phones.â€
“Don’t make people into heroes. Heroes don’t exist, but if they did, you’d be mine.â€
“Your feelings for me are more obvious than the password on John’s computer.â€
“Fighting off a swordsman isn’t the only thing I’d like to do on my kitchen table.â€
“Moriarty may be a spider, but I hear you’re the one who has me all over your web history.â€
“You are a work of art, with or without the Van Buren Supernova.â€
“You’re fancier than the restaurant John tried to propose to Mary in.â€
“Are you the cabbie’s good pill? Because I’ll happily swallow for you.â€
“Will you be the experiment to my Sherlock? I want to do you in the kitchen.â€
“Is your name Irene Adler? Because I want to see you naked even though we just met.â€
“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want you inside of me with no clothes on.â€
“People don’t really go to Heaven when they die. They’re taken to a special room and burned. When they actually go to Heaven is when they see your face.â€
“I’m sorry I keep calling you Graham. It’s because I want s’more of you.â€
“Tie me up like a Serbian with a cheating wife and no electricity in his bathroom would.â€
“I bet I could deduce your sexual orientation even if you weren’t wearing underwear.â€
“Mycroft can resist a game of Deductions easier than I can resist you.â€
“Are you my mind palace? Because I want to kick everyone out of the room and get inside you.â€
“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.â€
“Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse isn’t the only thing that’s going to be rising tonight.â€
“Nobody has more features of interest than you.â€