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Clara: “Holy shit, Don! You’re like a volcano!â€Alice: …Don: “I don’t know what came over me. Are you okay Alice? You’re trembling.â€Alice: “…So tingly…‗———————Clara
omgfamilyaffair: oh shit bro! mom and dad are coming in the driveway! you want me to stop sis? fuck no! i don’t care if they catch us anymore,this feels to damn good to ever stop! – I could’t stop from watching the car as it came to
maxtem19: theirishwarrior: instagram.com/seanfrederickparkerfitness 6’ 4" 290lbs Are you FUCKING kidding me with this shit?
philosophic-alcoholic:“Fight me Bert, you banana faced motherfucker.“
This is why I love Homestuck so much. Regardless of all the crazy shit and all the feels we have to go through, we have updates like these. And I will always find it amazing that these updates hit me at a perfect time in my life where I can relate to
mattdyne: She looks up, surprised and pissed. “What the fuck are you doing here?” she says. “Get out!” Her uncle starts unbuckling his belt. Oh shit. He’s going to fuck me again, she thinks. Her uncle pulls his belt clear of his belt loops.
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execute-billiards: ludicrouscupcake: baconshouldgrowontrees: You are fucking kidding me aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP STOP no that’s not possible
unacclimated: oh shit my bad bro i didnt see damn are you hard oh yeah fuck me
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bedesm: pulseonporn: Admittedly though…I will say you are a quick learner Mrs. *looks around* …shit. i swear i would be in trouble every day xD
nicknaksowhack: pantaloonsandsilverspoons: jmcdonaghjr: Are you fucking telling me…that that shit…is EXPANDABLE??? WAIT WHAT HOLY HOW wait…what?
tinattickles: “Baby…I’m so close.” “I know, but don’t stop, please, keep going, just do it, I want to feel it.” “Are you ready for a baby?” “Not really, but oh shit, just do it! Please! Give me your
dnotive replied to your post: Are you thinking about going to the Pon3Con in Omaha? Shit… it’s only a six hour drive for me… hmmm OH MY GOD PLEASSEEE
dafinapw: get0utofmykitchen: onedirectionfivegods: kirahvifromspace: Liam falling on stage harry falls: HAHA ASS HOLE, TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT liam falls: HOLY SHIT ARE YOU OKAY LET ME KISS YOU AND MAKE IT BETTER omfg my poor bb
manbootypokeball: japhaniel: tre-cool-swallows: Am I Being Too Sensitive Or Are People Treating Me Like Shit: a debut novel by me And the sequel; Am I Overreacting Or Am I Supposed to be Angry The final part of the trilogy: Fuck You Dickbag I Deserve
turquoise-shadows: wewewe-soexcited: Are you sure? These pictures make me so happy. They’re so full of unconditional love and family. That’s what family is about. The person who pic up an said bad shit who you say these thing
shinykonyta: terreverte: cake gifs are you fuckin kiddin me like what kinda people just captions this ‘cake gifs’ and walks away this shit fucking put a spell on me i was unable to look away it was wild start to fucking finish that looks like REAL
surprisebitch:*me and my crew about to fuck shit up*“everybody be cool! this is a robbery! and if any of you fucking pricks move, i’ll execute every last one of ya!”hostage: what the fuck are you wearing?*squad strikes a pose*“Krizia Robustella
hotdoorknob: gigawattz:Are you fucking kidding me? How fucking offensive is this shit? This really pisses me off because when my dad first came to Canada he was told he was never going to get a job with a turban so he was forces to cut ALL HIS HAIR to
sqvad: Fuck cops ……..HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MISTAKE A FUCKING CHILD FOR A PROSTITUTE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. I NEED TO DISSOLVE FROM THIS HERE LIFE I WAS GIVEN IF SHIT LIKE THIS WILL OCCUR.
damnsploofy: thickmamifromthenorth:unite4humanity:whitetears365:Hmmmm racist cops are trash. whitetears365 Can you link me to the Facebook account please?This shit needs to be reblog get, reposted, redistributed every goddamned time you see it. Cops
dirtyasianbidness: crashyourcrew: furu-mu: Never forget Reporter: “Why have you been talking so much shit in the media lately?” Kobe: “I’ll say what I want to say in any context. Who are you to question me anyway?” Ghost of Trayvon whuppin’
fang107: kibadoglover45: inter-something: wellthatsood: me Emily is not having your shit lord-dongle Are you going to do this to me? Her face though. “Just stop.” I do this all the time xD
Paint tool sai just expired on me (I had no idea what the expiration date was) and I have a commission due right now that I can’t get to the person that already paid for it because of this and sai costs almost โ are you actually shitting me right
surprisebitch: *me and my crew about to fuck shit up* “everybody be cool! this is a robbery! and if any of you fucking pricks move, i’ll execute every last one of ya!” hostage: what the fuck are you wearing? *squad strikes a pose* “Krizia Robustella
darkestfuckingnightmare:No matter where you are, you will have to BEG Me to take a shit. mmm nice
ofdarklands: busridavip: sassypriest69: Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME. This makes me want I fucking VOMIT BLOOD. Not only is this cis gendered little shit trying to wrangle some poor woman into the essential male dominated enslavement otherwise known
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stillesgeschrei: “Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, I need someone to look me in the eyes, hug me tight and say “I know you are not”.” — Unknown (via thoughtkick)
gunsandfireandshit:hannibalwills:“Hey guys are you ready to beat the shit out of me!!???”Me logging on to make bad posts
Coffee and .. not cigarettes .
mitunas-choice-rump: becominginspired: Are you fucking kidding me imagine going to pick this shit up and you can’t i’d get so pissed omg
500daysofsassy: celestialteez: 500daysofsassy: are you fuckin shitting me his face looks like a sack of potatoes If by “sack of potatoes” you mean “manifestation of beauty and sex and everything right in this world” then yes. no i mean
thickmamifromthenorth:unite4humanity:whitetears365:Hmmmm racist cops are trash. whitetears365 Can you link me to the Facebook account please?This shit needs to be reblog get, reposted, redistributed every goddamned time you see it. Cops really do believe
iilovejdb: modelgeek:fish-dinner-connoisseur: bboyplankton:bryantjackson:modelgeek:Don’t be ashamed of Gods Gifts 🌸Very Nice ! Beautiful. … Her legs are amazing. this shit is why i had to unfollow her But yet you reblog me… Lol love you
farmboy264: gnarly: 1980s-something-space-guy:thepsychoticallyreckless:I kept letting him in the house and grandma got mad at me this is splendid. I cant stop watching this omg Are you fucking shitting me
surprisebitch:*me and my crew about to fuck shit up*“everybody be cool! this is a robbery! and if any of you fucking pricks move, i’ll execute every last one of ya!”hostage: what the fuck are you wearing?*squad strikes a pose*“Krizia
moosesandmaples: moosesandmaples: Why don’t my followers converse with me anymore. Emo coachella lookin little shit Why are there so many reblogs oh my god I love you all
a-poptard: psychedelic-drugz: me-rcury: pinsir: airlock: ludicrouscupcake: baconshouldgrowontrees: You are fucking kidding me aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO
hazelmemories: pizzadise: what are you doing you little shit. can I just. excuse me. *prepares bed*
idonotlikethatsam-i-am: hippopotamus-hi-tops: fuzzykitty01: “Excuse me, sir, but I would like to talk to you about the AVENGERS Initiative.” hE LANDS ON HIS GODDAMN FEET WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU A SORCERER SIR this is some GTA shit.
sigalsplace: “mmmmm Morning Sis. Holy shit! What are you doing? Mom and Dad…” “Shhhh. They went out for their morning run. You have 30 minutes to give me a good morning fuck before they get back.”
contexxxt: “Why are you staring at me?” she asked softly as she glanced back over her shoulder at him.“I…uh… fuck, I’m sorry… I was just dropping off this… shit, I didn’t know you were there. I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to stare.”
synnesai replied to your post: anonymous asked:Are you sure you’… they really took the time holy shit so invested in your life harumi oh oh maybe i can request they write me a poem that would be sweet
kinishkinish: tattooedstonerbitch: mindless-b3havior: littlebabydear: This is so important REAL SHIT reblogging again because i love this so much YES THIS IS SO INSPIRING THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY ARE YOU KIDDING YOU GO GUYS YES YES YES YAY GOOD.
maleenkatharina: are you telling her the same shit you told me?
perks-of-being-chinese: me-rcury: pinsir: airlock: ludicrouscupcake: baconshouldgrowontrees: You are fucking kidding me aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP
dajo42: when you and your friend try to show each other off to the same person
punlich: punlich: Does tumblr still collectively have a weird fetish for girls that can beat the shit out of you or did that stop in 2015 4k notes later, I’ve discovered that you folk are really creative in describing the ways a hot girl can physically
ok real talk y’allif any of you r gonna read the rin/saber fic then u are completely free to blab about it to me in my askboxat any point in the fic u wanna be like “damn i gotta talk to dash about this” you row a boat thru ur tears over hear