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poppytartx:sunsetsinfastforward: Oh ffs they could at least credit poppytartx LMFAO are you fucking kidding me. I am WATERMARKING my shit and people are still reposting my photos? Go fuck yourself
cunt-lapper: “Sis.. um, what are you doing in my bed?” “I’m shit-faced little brother. And before you ask, no, absolutely not, I will not let you stick your cock in me. I don’t think I’m that drunk, so don’t worry. But I can’t guard you
dreaming-bout-sister: Oh! fuck…Oh shit! yes! yes! oooow thats it, fuck me….fuuuuck…meee! are you almost there? hurry classes are about to start! we can’t be late again, mom will know something is wrong!!!
deadboltreturns107: Clara: “Holy shit, Don! You’re like a volcano!”Alice: …Don: “I don’t know what came over me. Are you okay Alice? You’re trembling.”Alice: “…So tingly…”————————Clara Lille and Alice by Red MenaceDean
reversatility1:The Push/Pull of Shoot: I Want You, I Want You Not, I Want You …So Shaw did a fair bit of both making and breaking physical contact with Root … I may never get sick of watching this classic romantic push/pull dynamic between them (and
reapersun’s guide to drawin laydeez 1. draw a man 2. erase most of it 3. add tits congratulations! now you are complete shit at drawing girls, just like me ;_; drawingplatypus: if you’re still taking requests, could you draw genderbent sherlo
neriseht: jollityfarm: xanderthegreatest: thetunasaysrawr: This dog: making every other dog in the world feel like an inferior asshole. Are you fucking shitting me skateboardin doge DOGS ARE SMARTER THAN HUMANS
the-absolute-funniest-posts: chaosghost: the pizza and the Minute Maid one got me crying This made me more and more upset lol everything about this photoset makes me irrationally angry lol WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SAYING “LOL” THIS SHIT IS NOT A GAME OMFG
Would you believe they took my clothes? Are you okay? Yeah… I think… they did some crazy shit to me… I’ve never been sucked or fucked before… still feels weird to think about it. You mean… they raped you? I dunno
seibei: Hey! There’s a bunch of new stuff online at SEIBEI. Hope you like it! If you are friends with me, you will probably enjoy the shit out of this stuff.
the-porn-stories: “Hey, are you - oh, shit, sorry - ”“No, it’s fine, no worries! ….You can come in if you want.”“What? No…you’re my best friend’s sister…”She turned and wiggled her ass at me, in a thong.
the-average-gatsby: snorlax you fat motherfucker it took you fifteen fucking years to stand up are you fucking shitting me right now
Reblog if it's okay to start talking to you because you are nice and shit.
heelsplease: jaysincesthub: edohio: You like making your mom’s titties shake don’t ya. Oh god mom you are going make me cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Making your mama’s titties shake as you fuck the shit out of her? Incest Victory. Fuck
If this is you, your identical twin, or look alike. I hope you find me soon. You are all man and everything that I could ever want in a man. Hung like a horse, Built like a brick shit house, and dominant MAN!. Hope to meet you soon.
This drawing brought me problems and the sketches are not very goodI’m going to translate u : oh gosh shit alphys I’m getting me hot ,as I would like to be ice cream determination A : hey that’s mine U : ngahh now it’s mine Give me a little ,
Yo, I’m gonna go ahead and put this out there. If I scroll through your blog after you reblog something from me, and I find child porn on your blog, I WILL REPORT YOU AND BLOCK YOU.ITS SHIT LIKE THAT THAT GOT TUMBLR PURGED IN THE FIRST PLACE, AND
theatomicboom: ok you know what scotland where do you get off having all this cool shit and hot people and kilts and stuff because look at these fucking things THESE ARE FAIRY POOLS, YOU CAN FIND THEM IN THE ISLE OF SKYE AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY’RE
castleismyoneanddone: firony: bombprince: melonlordn: ieatgokudera: EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME How
mindtardis: bombprince: melonlordn: ieatgokudera: EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME How eyeronic get off
firony: bombprince: melonlordn: ieatgokudera: EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME How eyeronic get off my
disowns: honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass
pikminchick:phantom-ofthe-troyler: DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER AND HARDER AND HARDER AND
little-naughty-pisser:ratliker1917:How curious that the tumblr adult content ban has done practically nothing to ban porn aggregator blogs run by men that are full of uncredited and outright stolen content, but did a lot to make it impossible for sex
deadly-scorpio11: I love sex just as much as the next person 😋😏But your intentions are EVERYTHING to me 💯If you just want to fuck without all the extra shit (texting all day, talking otp, chillin, etc) SAY THAT!I might want the same shit if
familycumfest: “Omg lil bro get out!” “Just a second, I’m gonna cum!” “Omg your cock is huge! You better not cum on me!” “Fuck here it comes!!” “Holy shit! How are you getting it on my tits from there! Fuck me there’s so much!”
iconuk01: houseofalexzander: Lustrous. A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”
ninasharpsrighthand: What does Rachel Duncan love more than windows? Herself. In the mirror.
broadway-aradia: oddthepurplecat: ((And how do we all know that this is legit and not just a rumor made to stir up shit? Hmm? Looks to me like just another post to scare people for shits n’ giggles.)) ^are you fucking serious im crying I’m
convolutedperceptions: onenefes: stay-human: I keep seeing this picture and people being oh so impressed by it acting like Dubai’s Sheikhs are miracle workers or some shit. And all that skyline does is make me want to throw up. Do you understand
kodiakthemighty: estcequetuaimeslesexe: braiker: Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938? This is actual Nazi shit!! And people wanna act like anti-semitism isn’t still EXTREMELY dangerous! Holy shit…..
broadway-aradia: oddthepurplecat: ((And how do we all know that this is legit and not just a rumor made to stir up shit? Hmm? Looks to me like just another post to scare people for shits n’ giggles.)) ^are you fucking serious im crying
4ppl3s33d: tjaw96: If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely. hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!! Devin you shit! fuck you bitch im laying down and my eyes sting and are heavy and i
formerlybunsenturner: firony: bombprince: melonlordn: ieatgokudera: EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME How
I post on instagram quite a bit: bell.biv.dahoefollow me if we are mutuals and you miss me. don’t bring any fuck shit or you will be BLOCKED
skulltaker6: imadirtyslut: “Omg lil bro get out!” “Just a second, I’m gonna cum!” “Omg your cock is huge! You better not cum on me!” “Fuck here it comes!!” “Holy shit! How are you getting it on my tits from there! Fuck me there’s
nyehcat: are you fucking kidding me? she fucking waterbended that shit. she’s gone through a thousand years of space you fucking squirt fun. she’s seen too much you can’t even faze her anymore. fuck you and your stupid e gadd. fuck you and your
justsomeantifas: Don’t feel bad for making donations posts, it is literally exactly how capitalism works, so whenever fuckin pro-capitalists shit on you for “asking for handouts,” you’re literally working a job. heres how: people are deciding
ieatgokudera: EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
spicy-vagina-tacos:THIS IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANT! My best friend was turned into a meme on 4chan and 9gag and shit with everyone slut shaming her, and its fucking heartbreaking. People don’t understand the horror of seeing a picture of themselves on
ieatgokudera: EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM NOT FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
if you can make me physically smile when talking to me online then you are fantastic
thebootydiaries: concept: time doesn’t exist. you and i are sitting on a bed sharing a smoothie. you think you’re falling in love with me. you’re getting butterflies in your stomach. little do you know that i actually poisoned the smoothie and
verbautezukunft: “Tell me why are we wasting time on all your wasted crime when you should be with me instead?” — Shawn Mendes // Treat You Better (via quotefeeling)
ieatgokudera: EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
Wow, what the fuck. I’m always honest as shit with you. About everything. And we know it. And you just fucking lie to me. It’s not like I judge you or even give a fuck, so why can’t you just be honest…why are you so shady…
captioned-vines: fuckrashida: Omfg??? “I hate when somebody message me asking me, “Are you a boy or a girl?” Man, stop fucking playing me asking me that dumbass shit! Man, what the fuck I look like, yo. Fuckin’ playing me.”
red-lantern-jason-todd:Me, waterboarding myself: Stop. Being. Down. On. Yourself. You’re. Doing. Amazing. Shit.Me, sputtering, half drowned: Why… why are you using whiskey
brittlepeanut: firony: bombprince: melonlordn: ieatgokudera: EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME How eyeronic
jukkes: Honestly like if you ever share someone else’s nudes w me we are no longer friends. Just because you say “it’s just you” is so fucked up. That person trusted you enough to show them their body. Also if you keep nudes from your ex ill
myeroticbunny: “Holy shit, Baby, are you sure about this? Look at these guys….and they’re not even fully hard yet. Do you understand what they’re going to do to me? Do you realize I’m about to lose my mind? Can you handle watching another man
gothgirl: people that make fun of vegetarians/vegans for standing up for animals rights make me gag. if that is what helps you sleep at night, go ahead, but damn you are a shit person. i don’t tell you not to eat meat, i am just informing you that
painfulanalgifs: Ok, I tried it gently, and you didn’t like it. I’ve tried it with a lot of lube, but you told me it’s still hurts, because you are too tight. I’m bored of this shit, fuck it! Enough! I will just pull your hair, and fuck you
amygdalae:Uh. bro what’s with the diagonal red lines on your face. wait a minute. Oh shit are you anime blushing cuz you’re in love w me bro????? Its ok dude u can tell me
delvg:You know how there’s those memes that are like “describe our relationship in a gif” ??I found me and jen-iii’s This is exactly our relationship
