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Would love to see other fit guys pissing/pooping in their pants.Not into scat, but love to see a hot man pushing out a hard dump in his tight, white briefs. Let me know if you are into the same. DM me on instagram (mikisitnow), KIK me (mikisit2013), or
You have no idea how worthless and pathetic you make me feel for actually letting you back into my life for you to just lead me on act like you wanted me to just throw me away. You say you are sorry but it’s a fake sorry you don’t give a shit
uselessfaggot: faggot, that’s what you call breakfast!? are you fucking kidding me? do you realy think I’d eat this shit? you better hurry up for some straight men breakfast, or I’ll beat the shit outta you! you’ll learn your lesson - either
Roses are dead, violets are too, I`m still in love but not with you. You thought you hurt me, and made me cry, But now I'm in love with another guy. Simply because you have no class, All you can do, is kiss my ass. You sit around and talk your shit, So
shit-this-nigga-is-fucking-me: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
sHIT are you trying to seduce me you didn’t have to try
Who needs friends like you?
You ever just get left by someone suddenly and then you are kinda pissed at them thinking “omg why did they leave me so suddenly, like you should only do that to people who are abusive and really awfu- ohwaitiwasafuckingpileofshitdon’tmindme” Still
You’d think people would bury the fucking hatchet for one month a year but no y’all are still pissing around with your shitty ace discourse and ruining the first day of pride month for me so could y’all shut the actual fuck up and realize the community
rosietwiggs: love-pro-choice: evashandor: skeleton-warrior: wtfzurtopic: sora2522: gallicinvasion: gallicinvasion: Another woman utterly failed by our society’s devaluation of women’s reproductive health. We can’t wait around for male
shit-overheard-at-hogwarts:Hufflepuff: What are you two arguing about this time?Ravenclaw: He’s always using common phrases incorrectly!Gryffindor: Cry me a table, Raven!
Dear fucking LORD, I left my room and noticed that the lights were on downstairs, meaning my parents are home. I asked them how long ago they got back and THANK FUCKING GOD it was after I finished recording. Shit, I was horrified for more than a moment
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?
Are you there god? Its me Eddie. Edward Granger. we don’t really talk a lot cause you’ve done some hoe shit in my life and allowed the loss of a lot of loved ones, and that’s some real fuckery right there bro. Like you be on some real
people are weird. and about as unpredictable as tornados. but theres a lot of good shit out there, i mean just like wow man, there is so much good shit out there.
Get the fuck up. Stop letting people who are condescending trample all over you! 😠😠😠. No more, I’m tired of this bull shit. Let’s get shit done and not take no or mansplaining for an answer.
straightboyfriend: straightboyfriend: id rather die than talk to one of those ppl who are like “you took 20 minutes to text me? well IM gonna take 40 minutes to text you thats what you get for ignoring me” people who are tagging this with “#im
You are the _____ to my _____.
Dudes are so annoying during sex like you want me to do poem shit when you have regular dick...you want me to bounce I promise you don't have enough dick for me to hop too much. Wanna Fuck me on a wall?! Your dick is going to fall out! Like stop getting
dragonlordoferebor: was-that-a-pun: benedictsbanana: leonawriter: skinnysanity: The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one. #’I NEED AN ADULT’ #’SHIT I AM AN ADULT’ #’I NEED AN OLDER ADULT’ I
falloutboise: IF WE ARE CONSIDERED FRIENDS ILL EITHER TEXT YOU 24/7 AND BE AN ANNOYING CLINGY LITTLE BITCH OR I’LL NEVER TALK TO YOU EVER BECAUSE I THINK I’M ANNOYING YOU AND THIS IS WHY I AM A SHIT FRIEND
bowties-coffee-and-art: joshpeck: africanaquarian: if any of you are bored you could try taking this color oracle assessment. it’s interesting this test knows me better than I know me oh holy shit. That was crazy accurate Wow that was a little
are you fucking kidding me?!? that shit doesnt make no fuckin sense
you are not obligated to
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME AMC. YOU DECIDE TO BEING HIM IN /NOW/?
jamietheignorantamerican: #FergusonIsntOver
barebackinq: When you are about to take a test you didnt study for
moetandjustice: thec0ffeelife: matildas-maggots: buddhasluck: What is life after reading these. Well that fucked me up Shit YOU ARE THE TRAFFIC Fuck traffic
me-rcury: pinsir: airlock: ludicrouscupcake: baconshouldgrowontrees: You are fucking kidding me aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP STOP if anybody is
theinsufferable1991: tinattickles: “Wait! What is that…are…are you cumming? Oh shit are you cumming inside me?! I told you I wasn’t on the pill you!” I moaned loudly, clawing at the sheets as rope after thick rope of daddy’s seed released
yourdestinationisunknown: “How are you?” I don’t want to hear this “Yeah I’m good” “Yeah I’m okay” “Im fine thanks” Shit. Tell me how you really are. Tell me why you were up at 3 am. Tell me why you got mad at that person
hipenis: what are you doing with me wtf
lolaxxxlolita: hipenis: what are you doing with me wtf 💗
a girlfriend is a potential wife if you ask me. relationships are investments not hobbies. y'all gotta grow up.
are you srs? The first thing I wake up to is a text from my coworker talking about some racist shit that my other coworker said about a black customer. JUST LET ME LIVE, DUDE
deebott: brownglucose: bootyscientist: mightymorphinlightskin: are you kidding me dis shit live!!! I want to hear the whole thing Wow too live
crackerhell: frank-e-fighting-words: rubato: in-fitnessandin-health: lift-it: Well shit ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! h-how what? bruh
eroscott: “Oh Brad! Brad!” Janet gasped as she masturbated.“What’s that, Mom? Are you calling me?” Brad responded from the foot of the stairs.Oh shit! Janet thought. She hadn’t heard her son come home.
vacwms: dragonlordoferebor: was-that-a-pun: benedictsbanana: leonawriter: skinnysanity: The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one. #’I NEED AN ADULT’ #’SHIT I AM AN ADULT’ #’I NEED AN OLDER ADULT’
creepshots: Are u shitting me?? Dayum! You like ass like this? Check these yoga pants pics: http://creepshots.com/category/candid-yoga-pants-creepshots/
burgrs: “do people still actually like one direction” YEAH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE OONE DREICONT YOU SACK OF SHIT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO FUCKING LOVE THEM UNTIL THE DAY THE Y FUCKING DIE IM GOING TO BE FUCKIGN TAP DANCING TO UP ALL NIGHT
Are you fucking telling me…that that shit…is EXPANDABLE???
My favorite part of kissing is when you are both just giving small kisses then all of a sudden they would bite your lip then shit gets real.
theruleset:you wanted more of this shit steve you are beautiful
If you cannot tell me what it means when I say I’m a fiscal conservative and a social moderate, then stop talking about the current election and go educate yourself some more before voting, please. Those terms should not confuse you. In fact, they
YOU KICKED ME OUT OF YOUR LIFE SO WHY ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOUT ME AND CONCERNING YOURSELF WITH THE SHIT I DO LIKE FUCK OFF
sokkaswift: jane-juliet: stacey-brighteyes: anjefkjdjhff lol how they looked at each other when the song started like oh shit this our jam lolol Are you kidding me this is the cutest thing that’s ever existed
rhinocio: Multi-faction strategics with the bae before I post traumatizing shit
sunwukxng: “I said, put your hands in the air!” “Are you…robbing me…?” “Yes!” “Ooohhhh.” And thus, Ruby immediately kicked the shit out of all of Roman’s goons, and thus a notoriously awesome saga was born.
god damn i’m paranoid now that when i draw some su again the assholes who demanded it from me and told me to drop the ponies & whatever else just to cater to what they wanted are all gonna think i’m doing it for themi’m notto anyone who’s
If you think I’ll ever talk to you, or sometime down the road will be cool again you’re wrong. We are not friends, we are not acquaintances, we are not anything!!!!!! You are a lying, disrespectful, piece of shit I wish I never allowed in my life.
Who the fuck are you to tell me what to do with my body?
scars-of-a-man:naked-yogi: HA! I am literally nauseous from reading this last sentence. Are you fucking joking? I want to throw up. I can’t practice yoga in the nude in public, anywhere in the world, apparently, because someone will “mess me up,”
