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Progress “Dude, you really have to cut me in on the next deal,†begged Justin over the phone. “This shit’s unbelievable!†“What the fuck? Are you kidding me? Man, you better get you shit together and start swallowing those pills five times
Honey! It’s you! How are you since Marcus beat the shit out of you? <Giggle> So… Are you calling me again for me to visit you? No way, loser! What? Oh! Some news of our son? Well… I didn’t see him a lot these last time, you
ifmommyonlyknew: videogenic: Are you kidding me? Dude…how did you get them to do this? Or was it their idea? Holy fucking shit! What can I say? My sisters would do anything for me
frogtownboy: luvvdivine: geekscoutcookies: alexisout: jcoleknowsbest: frank-e-fighting-words: rubato: in-fitnessandin-health: lift-it: Well shit ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! h-how what? Oh my fucking god… /bows down Holy shit WUT?!? How
adam2eve: texas4x4man: videogenic: Are you kidding me? Dude…how did you get them to do this? Or was it their idea? Holy fucking shit! Nice HOLY FUCK IS RIGHT!!! DAMN!!! Three working on his cock… fucking nice… and I gotta tell you… it
fanmlp: artencon-aret: derpygrooves: C’MON FANDOM SERIOUSLY ARE YOU KIDDING ME I’M LIKE TEARING UP OVER THIS SHIT FUCK YOU GUYS SHE’S NOT REALLY DEAD YOU STUPID ASSHOLES ({my heart, my eyes, they burn with the sadness of ten thousand suns})
I saw you in my dream tonight. You kissed me. I don’t even know who the hell you are.
hulkish: mariahilled: #you know if they were guys tumblr would be ALL OVER this shit #are you kidding me I AM ALL OVER THIS SHIT
straightservingfaggot: jim7mie: Get ready for my rod again, boy. You’re sore? Why are you telling me something I don’t give a shit about? a good faggot would only respond, Yes Master, Thank You Master!!!
dovefawn: Me: aw okay Me: wait shit Me: OHHH man they’re screwed Me: where’s Hinata Me: oh FUCK I did not see that coming Me: are you serious right now? Me: ew gross wtf Me: stop it Me: where’s Hinata Me: cmon babe you can do it Me: kick his ass
Can never catch a doodle stream to get a sketch?I’m going to take slots in advance for a Sunday morning sketch stream~! (which may also lead into monday morning if needed)If you are interested: Send me an e-mail –provided in form below–
dripponi: Excited experiments are taking place in Calpain’s lab! http://www.furaffinity.net/view/32057236/ https://twitter.com/dripponi/status/1143941564932083713 CLICK LINKS OR PIC ABOVE TO VIEW when in doubt. Change the hue
I think people are gonna hate me for this, but i remember someone asking me for a good Batgirl story, and here’s the thing, if you want to read a GOOD Batgirl story, you will to see the back issues of Batman “No Man’s Land” in there you will see
shylittlebaby: Heads up, if you come on my blog and you’re underage your ass is getting blocked. My blog is strictly 18 . If you don’t like it, tough shit. Alright, I’m only going to say this once: It’s natural to be curious, it’s natural for
kirschteinvevo: anon hate is like the weakest thing ever. imagine anon hate in real life. imagine a stranger running up to you with a bag over their head and screaming at you. imagine that. thats anon hate. Are you kidding me? That shit would be scary.
….THE THIRD FUCKING IN-BED SNAPCHAT SELFIE DEAN HAS SENT ME IN A WEEK I am hardcore negative levels of unimpressed You go for months without contacting me and then pull this shit? ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE 32 YEARS OLD AND NOT 17 We don’t even
benepla:hey just wondering, @ men, like all of you, no hard feelings or anything! i’m just wondering, um, you know, just curious, just wondering, uh, are you, um, are you fucking kidding me?
rebelliousrebe: thedarkerbrother89: escapedosmil: NO YOU DID NOT JUST FUCKING PUT THIS INTO MY LIFE LIKE ITS SOME KIND OF GAME OR SOMETHING.ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? THIS IS SOME NEXT LEVEL ALBERT EINSTEIN SHIT AND YOU JUST THREW IT INTO MY LIFE
Blog porn like no one you know is following you.
fandomsaremylifeline: ccumberbitched: evenifitisagainstslytherin: black-dawg: hurtlamb: Matthew Cornell are you kidding me ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME and people wonder why I say I’m a shit artist
devilchicky210: aobas-donut-hole: henryismywaifu: verta-bae: cha-raa: fetishtrash: funnypicturesposts: Yall need Satan HOLY SHIT Originally posted by dxsobedient [[ ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? ]] [[ SHOW ME PROOF, SHOW ME!! ]] The Eleven Satanic Rules
fandomisnotyoursafespace: jennypen: professor-homosexual: jennypen: “Ew you’re an adult why are you in fandom”Kid, if being mocked for fandom shit wasn’t enough to stop me when I was an actual 15 year old, hearing it from a 15 year old when
fawnbabe: well mannered boys who are into kinky shit behind closed doors respectful boys who spank you til you’re bruised calm boys who only lose it when someone else touches you
d0nn0: serionsly: d0nn0: imothephangirl: d0nn0: d0nn0: wait now that im home alone yoU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!!! I CAN SHIT WITH THE DOOR OPEN Who took that picture photobooth michael are you telling me that you ran to the toilet and pulled
queefed: rlyjewish: queefed: You know what’s kind of beautiful? In British, you don’t really say, “butt,” you say, “bum.” I love that. bum. “In British” are you fucking kidding me no i am not fukcing kidding u,. this is tumbler.
imthejesusofsuburbia: shiningchan: imthejesusofsuburbia: why is it that girl pockets are so tiny you can’t even fit money in there and guy pockets are so big they can fit 5 calculators in there why are you measuring in calculators DONT TELL ME
scaper12123: everything-thats-shark: whimmy-bam: meandmybabylove: Just realized that this is game graphics… YOU’VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME ladies and gentlemen skyrim when 100 mods are running THE F?!
ironicdavestrider: It’s sleepover Friday send me asks: anons TMI’s tell me about your crush/tumblr crush sexuality/gender shit confessions reverse TMI’s tell me why you followed me assumptions tell me something you like/dislike about
jowji: if you ever think about sending me an ask and decide not to cause “oh she doesn’t care” or “oh I don’t want to bother her” literally I’m the loneliest piece of shit you can find and would still love you if you sent me the word nuzzle
wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhonour: fixthefisherking: banjaxed: nightlifemingus: nosdrinker: hypnotiqradiance: If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr. are you fucking kidding me pixar puts
newjaxxcity: the-cringe-channel:Kill me i can just visualize the fedora, i can smell the cheeto dusted fingers used to type this. i can hear the milady left unspoken.
cumleak: teamnowalls: odinsblog: PLEASE watch this Joe Walsh: Angela are you gonna let me speak or not? Angela Rye: Are you gonna say something while your mouth is moving? Joe Walsh: Barack Obama had no experience and Donald Trump had no experience.
officialtaquito: offensiveheritage: This was on the news today, are you kidding me? holy shit are they fuckn serious
“…why are you still up, brat?”“…why are you naked?”“As if you haven’t seen all this before? I needed a long shower after today’s shit.”“But why? I thought today’s mission was only
noflexzoneremix: Someone: are you drunk ? Me: *leans on wall* *looks left and right* *throws up in my mouth* Naw are YOU drunk nigga? Shit
foreignqueer: My way of being affectionate/showing someone that I care about them is by saying things like “I hate you” “You ain’t shit” “Eww, why are you touching me” “Fuck off”
tany4: ‘are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone’ a classic novel by me
gnarly: Officer: are you aware how fast you were going? Me: Well my snapchat selfie says 65 mph… Officer: omg add me
"Why are you single? A lot of guys are trying to date you." No, a lot of guys are trying to fuck me, there's a difference.
justinhiills: seeinghungrydemons: its-like-im-sleepwalkingg: vissible-cracks: justinhiills: searching-for-a-way-home: THAT IS NOT KELLIN YOU LITTLE SHIT why are you calling me a little shit? bc i didn’t do the edit with your precious kellin???
ossricchau: you are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are grey you’ll never know dear how much i love you so please don’t take my sunshine away
asiagettheyayo: officialtaquito: offensiveheritage: This was on the news today, are you kidding me? holy shit are they fuckn serious smdh
really. really now. like are you fucking kidding me. you disgust me… i see through all your actions, seriously. stop trying to rebound it’s ridiculous. she has a fucking boyfriend. but above all, she’s my friend. no matter who you
hoe4parker: sodomymcscurvylegs: When your friend’s going off about “nasty kinks” but they just mentioned like half of the ones you’re into: Them: “So what are you in to?”Me: “Haha, I don’t really know.” @fairyneko 😅😅😅 *nervous
freedemonhugs: freedemonhugs: this is the kinda shit that keeps me up at night here we are ten minutes later and my brother asks me “are you still laughing at that lizard”
lainabeatles: thespookykyriebitches: evenifitisagainstslytherin: black-dawg: hurtlamb: Matthew Cornell are you kidding me who gave you the right You little shit
the-sexylosers-club: mathematicalpotato: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE
cespur: mathematicalpotato: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET
taliabobalia replied to your post:YOOO 赔 FOR A VHS PLAYER!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME… lmao are you telling me I could make a profit on my VHS player For real! I’m seeing a shit ton over 贄. The cheapest I saw was like ุ. Like, I can get
nolanthebiggestnerd: perplexedcam: squidbles: I’m honestly surprised that these films are still being made. In 2015. With the same trailer announcer nevertheless. Are you kidding me? HOLY FUCKING SHIT
queer-apocalypse: 》When all the world is spinning ‘round like a red balloon way up in the clouds and my feet will not stay on the ground you anchor me back down《 Kyoot shit from the last con I attended~ ♡ With me as John and @rosesmaycry
lydiallama: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING
dlie: Rubies are Red Sapphires are BlueI love youDo you love me too? I ship these two they are so cute .If you haven’t yet go watch Steven Universe, it’s just the best animated show airing right now. Period.
phineas4cobain:a-pentaholics-paradise:the-paradox-machine:troyler-phanaye:letsstickwithsam:the-more-u-know: lydiallama: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF
fruitfish:if u are ever down on yourself and think ur too chubbythink of the chubby birds they are literally such chubby fluffs and they’re cute as heck and shit man, so are you may the chubby birds inspire us all
ellen-dejaegeres: ARE YOU KIDDING ME????? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. OKAY. JUS WHEN I THOUGHT THAT??????????? 3DMANUEVERINGH COULDNT GET ANY BETTER LIKE???????? YOU PUFLL OF F THIS TIGHT ASS ACROBATIC STUNT SHIT????????????? CAN YOU FUCKING NOT, CAN
killmeimadopefiend:naked-yogi: Forever touching myself next to my sleeping lover Probs not doing a very good job with ya then wow are you fucking joking
And yet here you are telling me that not all guys are assholes??? Shouldn’t be surprised that someone says this shit when I talk about this on a public forum even though I made it clear in my post that the argument that not all guys are assholes literally