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cupidonloveshemale: Oh fuck yeah you suck me off anytime or fuck the shit are you damm
Reblog if it's okay to start talking to you because you are nice and shit.
idonotlikethatsam-i-am: hippopotamus-hi-tops: fuzzykitty01: “Excuse me, sir, but I would like to talk to you about the AVENGERS Initiative.” hE LANDS ON HIS GODDAMN FEET WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU A SORCERER SIR this is some GTA shit.
lu-in-the-room: UUUGGGHHHH! I just shit my pants Why Are you too cute Ezra marry me k now like 5 minutes k cool also play cape cod kwassa kwassa for our honeymoon k i love you
incexxx2: - I’m really close now mom!- Aha, me too!- God.. I’m gonna… I’m gonna cum!- Hold it baby?- I can’t!- Shit, get it out!- A-ah fuck… a-a-ah…- Are you done?- Yeah!- Well I’m not, put it back in!- You sure? I just came on your
Don’t. Owe. You. Shit. Microkitty gonna blast this person real fast. I have a following on social media if a certain number that if you message me on my fan page expecting friendship, you are in for a bad time. I’m totally homies with some of
the-average-gatsby: snorlax you fat motherfucker it took you fifteen fucking years to stand up are you fucking shitting me right now
inspirationalteenhetalia: mommy-queerest: ediddy21: caesarsaladin: viewoverdennistoun: queen-kirk: fivetail: robinpant: The Kickstarter Needs You Sorry to reblog from the source, but I thought the chain of comments was rather unnecessary. All
niallj: among—-the—-wildflowers: niallj: people who refer to old music as “real music” old music IS real music.. are you stupid? People who listen to the shit that comes out these days are just… ugh, don’t even get me started. For instance,
futtture replied to your post “ #as a guy I’m interested in guys but the issue with that is that not being male presenting" HOLY SHIT SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS! Thank you, I feel less alone now. I’m bisexual but I can’t see myself
deadboltreturns107: Clara: “Holy shit, Don! You’re like a volcano!”Alice: …Don: “I don’t know what came over me. Are you okay Alice? You’re trembling.”Alice: “…So tingly…”————————Clara Lille and Alice by Red MenaceDean
runningclevergirl: escapedosmil: NO YOU DID NOT JUST FUCKING PUT THIS INTO MY LIFE LIKE ITS SOME KIND OF GAME OR SOMETHING.ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? THIS IS SOME NEXT LEVEL ALBERT EINSTEIN SHIT AND YOU JUST THREW IT INTO MY LIFE LIKE A BAG OF LEAVES
kar-kat-dennings: I find it really amusing when restaurateurs on Kitchen Nightmares say things like “who is he to tell me how to run my restaurant” because it’s like he is an internationally-renowned millionaire Michelin Star chef and you are a
shinypokemonlab: Holy shit look at all these shinies…. Oh im sorry, did you want these? Of course you do. Well you’re just in luck! Today is meteor-falls’ Ghost Day! And what better reason to do a giveaway than that? The rules are simple!
bandoge: apricunt: bandoge: why does santa get more things for rich kids because santa isn’t real and the parents of rich kids are able to buy their children more shit… ? what are you trying to tell me
wckrspgt: reasons i should be your friend: my hands are soft i think because people tell me i probably have a soft face too i am willing to play with your hair platonically whenever i eat french fries you can have some YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU
nikktheconqueerer: bennyslegs: this raccoon is my hero. this raccoon doesn’t give a fuck. before that last roll, it’s like “you think i’m going left? fuck you. you don’t know shit about me” and goes right, i love this raccoon. this raccoon
clear is literally a fully functional humanoid robot and you’re fucking telling me he can’t at least draw a decent map. “scary dogs” are you fucking serious you adorable piece of shit robot.
starktrekkin: I dare you to tell me anime/manga is pointless
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: whitelivesdontmatter: if you still like chris brown you ugly Jesus fuck me Christ will this dude have to pay for a mistake forever? You people are just as bad as them white people that keep fucking with Michael Vick.
livebloggingmydescentintomadness: assbuttsinlove: cas is so nice and thick tho. I mean like, he’s firm. you feel me? like he has these thick thighs that are so gorgeous and all muscle and his arms are like fucking, I don’t even know, those shits
daddyisatitlenotagender:You know that moment when someone whispers in your ear and says “You make me so wet” while they show you how wet they are by guiding your hand into their pants? That’s the shit I like.
space-queer: niallj: among—-the—-wildflowers: niallj: people who refer to old music as “real music” old music IS real music.. are you stupid? People who listen to the shit that comes out these days are just… ugh, don’t even get me started.
punkrockluna: mothensidhe: oreides: fucking rich white people laughing at how poverty is some diet they should try. are you FUCKING SHIT TInG ME?! yeah good luck losing weight when teh only thing you can afford to buy is fucking generic fritos you
toiletfaceloser: I’ve got a big fat smelly shit just begging to come out. How hungry are you toilet boy? Come on I want to hear you beg for it. Tell me how bad you want this load!
withoutasking: manwithafirmhand: Tell me, are you one of the girls who are secretly thrilled by the idea of this happening to them? Shit. Was it supposed to be a secret?!?
apocalyptic-ink: browngirlblues: Women against feminism are basically just arguing that their individual lives are fine and they don’t care about what other women go through. Yeah? And? Am I supposed to feel sorry for you? I don’t talk to
fuck-the-family: “So you’re just gonna stand there with a huge boner lil bro? You’re not gonna get it out and wank over my big tits or try and fuck me with it?” “I haven’t got a boner what are you talking ab…. Oh shit!” “Get it out
I get one message every 6 months and this is the shit I get. Nah girl! You are all so annoying with those “hey, let me make money off of your dumb ass.” No. Bye!
edmallday: That’s right the lineup is out and it looks incredible!!!!! Who are you most excited to see??? Seriously, this lineup is fucking shit, and makes me extremely discouraged to go. The only people I have not seen that I would want to see are
totheothersideofyou:daddyrough47:witchwolfdog:(unknown source)I don’t even particularly like anal but what I do like is taking it from you when you beg me not to. I don’t give a shit what you want. Your holes are there to milk my cock and that’s
validx2: Person: Why do you look mad all the time? Me: Im not that’s just how my face made Person: But your eyes always look mad Me: Lol idk it’s just the way they are Person: But… Me: Bitch im not mad shit get out my face
Oh when your friends are behind you and send funny shit to the group chat, @heyhayfay reminds me of when y’all would send them to the group chat when y’all saw me delivering around town 😂
christmas-in-compton: old-school-shit: hufd: hip-hop-paradise: hufd: jaayswisha: hufd: jaayswisha: hufd: why is tupac smoking wtf Wtf are you serious? pls dont unfollow me :P tupac should not smoke cigarettes they are bad for his fans i am
I did not do shit to you. why the fuck are you comin' at me like I'm some cunt ? pay attention to what's around you and care about your own life.
docislegend: the-unstoppable-juggernaut: madselfiegame: preplaw: well mannered boys who are into kinky shit behind closed doors respectful boys who spank you til you’re bruised calm boys who only lose it when someone else touches you Defines me.
andgioisstillhonest: reklesslyarrogant: onenakedsunday: new photos in my new undies as promised! ^.^ Looks fat Are you fucking kidding me? If you have nothing better to do than talk shit about women on the Internet you should probably just go fuck
xboxlive: the-average-gatsby: snorlax you fat motherfucker it took you fifteen fucking years to stand up are you fucking shitting me right now
cosbyykidd: Depression is no joke man. If you are depressed find somebody you can talk to. Shit, talk to me. I care.
Here is my wife she made her choice to fuck big black dick tell me what you think by post itREPLY : Whoever you are this shit is something else. Glad you two have found ur thing!
qartzy: fawnbabe: well mannered boys who are into kinky shit behind closed doors respectful boys who spank you til you’re bruised calm boys who only lose it when someone else touches you thts me
