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tinattickles: “You’re not cumming inside me are you?” “Ungh, oh shit, um, m-m-maybe just a little?"’ "Jim! I’m not on birth control!” “I know, I’m sorry, it just kinda happened. I don’t think I came
runawayontherunway: fleris: mistyspell: saltykids: lanadelbacon: lushblossom: purifyed: flowerbombd: Oh my god who is this somebody help me out here ShIT who is this perfect creature wow WHOS THIS WHO ARE YOU can you be mine? RJ KING
icodeforlove: whitecharcoal: icodeforlove: rhymevsreason: icodeforlove: I’m sick and still at work :( ME TOO. what are you sick with? I think I have the cold. I dunno I feel like shit, and have the sniffles. you’re so tumblr addicted already!
thecuckoldadvisor: “Why are you stopping? You heard my husband come home? Oh don’t worry baby, the only thing that short dick pussy is going to do when he sees us is drop his pants and jerk-off. So just keep fucking the shit out me okay?!”
lust4lilac: hdmilez: Where’s all my followers at? What is it to early for all you pussies, shit I worked all day and was high by noon Ummmm excuse me! U were WHAT by noon????????? an who are you with right now????????????
This asshole apparently can’t read…. I have it clearly stated that if you send me unsolicited dick pics I’m putting your shit on blast. @luciferoftumbl you are just another asshole. I’m married and never asked for your dick yo
lexistark1: how dare you…? Oh shit.
“These leaks are killing me” -Drawendo
Oh shit, you mean when I was part of the Vocaloid fandom like 5-6 years ago? And you found me again ♥ I’m glad at least one person doesn’t think I’m too serious about the characters! haha :3 I mean, CRWBY are putting so much effort into this,
Thank you for giving me one last hurrah before you are removed from the game, blingtron mission xDGo, my furry minions, go! …so much gold
judacris: shinykonyta: terreverte: cake gifs are you fuckin kiddin me like what kinda people just captions this ‘cake gifs’ and walks away this shit fucking put a spell on me i was unable to look away it was wild start to fucking finish that looks
awakeningavalon: babyinthegutter: every time my mood drops, it’s like i can hear everyone around me sigh a silent exasperated sigh of, “not again” i promise that i am just as sick and tired of it as you are This is the realest shit I ever read.
thecoffeetragedy: friendly reminder that you are allowed encouraged to spam me with headcanons at any time of the day or night.
myheart-istheworstkindofweapon: devybunny: no-items: WHERES THE SAUCE WITHOUT SAUCE THIS IS JUST CHEESE AND PEPPERONI You could easily dip it or throw some sauce in OKAY I MAKE THIS ALL THE TIME AND LET ME TELL YOU THAT THEY ARE THE SHIT.I also
Outfit of the day. I think it’s important to wear nice clothes on Mondays! Cause Mondays are shit, and you should always do whatever you can to feel good.
contexxxt: “Why are you staring at me?” she asked softly as she glanced back over her shoulder at him.“I…uh… fuck, I’m sorry… I was just dropping off this… shit, I didn’t know you were there. I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to stare.”
sturmtruppen: sunflowers-in-her-eyes: busridavip: sassypriest69: Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME. This makes me want I fucking VOMIT BLOOD. Not only is this cis gendered little shit trying to wrangle some poor woman into the essential male dominated
dishonoronyoudishonoronyourcow: iamtonysexual: lilmissfussyfangs: churaghost: littlel4dthings: yeahcosplayyeah: Witch; Left 4 Dead This is cosplayTHIS IS COSPLAY OH holy shit excuse me Are you fucking kidding me
captainamericaisavirgin: blackzephyrus: captainamericaisavirgin: feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of. oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH
maria-m-94: kristenlovesblack: “Oh, honey,” said Beth, “you are SO getting me pregnant with this thing.” Shit, look at that amazing black dick!! With a size like that he could fuck me little white pussy anytime and anywhere. God, his dick
surprisebitch:*me and my crew about to fuck shit up*“everybody be cool! this is a robbery! and if any of you fucking pricks move, i’ll execute every last one of ya!”hostage: what the fuck are you wearing?*squad strikes a pose*“Krizia
motherfuckinmako: mega-madridista-forever: Me when I found out Steven Universe is going on hiatus after next week: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME STOP WITH THAT SHIT COME ON NOOOOOO! DX<
jennypen: “Ew you’re an adult why are you in fandom”Kid, if being mocked for fandom shit wasn’t enough to stop me when I was an actual 15 year old, hearing it from a 15 year old when I’m 30 is genuinely hilarious
how come no GIFS exist for this shit. why are there no GIFS for take on me? what have you people been doing.
jekylls-dark-diary: me-rcury: pinsir: airlock: ludicrouscupcake: baconshouldgrowontrees: You are fucking kidding me aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP
issiekay: okay everyone’s all gung-ho about reblogging artists and everything and that is GREAT don’t get me wrong but as an writer, can we get a little love too? If you read our shit on tumblr and liked it? REBLOG IT.Ao3? KUDOS. Hell, really fucking
woggywoowoo: When I’m at work, I don’t mind being greeted with “hello! I need ___!” It’s direct, and that’s fine, I don’t need pleasantries when you just need some copies. But holy shit, don’t ask “how are you?” and cut me off before
squidgybuttblog: dragonlordoferebor: was-that-a-pun: benedictsbanana: leonawriter: skinnysanity: The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one. #’I NEED AN ADULT’ #’SHIT I AM AN ADULT’ #’I NEED AN
benepla: none of you are smart literally none of you including me. Using this website every day is a sign of brain damage. Stop acting like the fucking pope of everything and actually discuss shit and have calm disagreements like a human. Don’t be
furaigons: are you fucking kidding me it’s a goddamn level 2 and you’re flipping your shit jfc
glittorus: psychedelic-drugz: me-rcury: pinsir: airlock: ludicrouscupcake: baconshouldgrowontrees: You are fucking kidding me aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO
ohgodwhoseroomsarethese: somequeershit: keep-calm-and-disney-on: Or, “How You Know You Are In An Abusive Relationship 101” My mom absolutely refused to let me see this movie and once I actually saw it, i saw why That’s the most chilling possible
pyromau5: rapiddiscord-deactivated2019032: I’m sorry oh my god why are you sorry shhh. JUST GOSH I GOT FANART FOR ONCE HOLY SHIT SOMEONE DOESN’T HATE ME THAT MUCH I LOVE YOU. I’msorry
fffcuk: if you are cute and pay attention to me i will probably fall in love with you within 15 minutes
kurahieiritrjio: jeza-red: jennypen: celciusdiscourse: nasappho: w4rgoddess: jennypen: professor-homosexual: jennypen: “Ew you’re an adult why are you in fandom”Kid, if being mocked for fandom shit wasn’t enough to stop me when I was an
matt-delancy: You’re right about it… Are you going to join me? Sure! I could use something to get my mind off of some of this annoying shit that is happening right now.
gunsandfireandshit:hannibalwills:“Hey guys are you ready to beat the shit out of me!!???”Me logging on to make bad posts
shinykonyta: terreverte: cake gifs are you fuckin kiddin me like what kinda people just captions this ‘cake gifs’ and walks away this shit fucking put a spell on me i was unable to look away it was wild start to fucking finish that looks like REAL
solluxbosom: claude-and-claudia-faustus: ask-dolphin-boy: okay NO you guys DON’T UNDERSATND LOOK AT THEIR SLEEPING POSITIONS these things are usually a HABIT which means they’re the same position every night. Rei and Nagisa just met so it may be
a-lot-like-diana: so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body
takeprideinyourheritage: Please tell me the last time you seen these couples in the spotlight? They will bombard us with interracial couples but these are the couples they wont show you becuase they want black women to believe we’re undesired by our
tshifty: tshifty: when i say “unfollow me if you support trump” im not saying it ironically. no, seriously, if you support trump then i dont want your disgraceful ass to be in any way associated with my blog. get out. trump supporters are getting
shawty-arabia: elevatedlotus: babymaine00: shawty-arabia: Tell me again that America is great I will beat his ass where was this “You are stronger than the hate, and our skin will never define out importance” I literally love you. So much.
fightingmisogynoir:#mulpix All day, people have been tagging me in disrespectful posts towards black women…. Y'all must have forgotten my rules……… Stop giving them time…. YOU are making these posts go viral…. YOU! #ProtectBlackWomen #DefendBlackWomen
kinkyquotes: #Sunday - You and me. In bed all day. Doing some seriously #naughty shit. 😈😍We ❤️ #sundays 👉 Like AND TAG SOMEONE you wanna spend the day with! 😀 This is Kinky quotes and these are all our original quotes! Follow us! ❤
incorrect-swanqueen: Henry: *on the phone* Mom, where are you?Emma: Just got back from target. It feels like i forgot something.Henry: Yeah, you forgot me.Emma: Oh shit!
fuckthejobmarket: nbcnightlynews: 40% of U.S. employers are having difficulty filling jobs. Here’s the top 10 hardest jobs to fill in the U.S.More: http://nbcnews.to/1h8PYIs You’re shitting me, right? You really must be joking, employers. What
ilickcubs: theonlyjaystar: sammichcub: lucentnotion: beelzibubbles: lady-johnlock: lemon-the-epic: OH COME ON ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW Holy crappington wow This is incredible! It’s shit like this that makes me hate my life.
Thanks Zan and Rolan (and adi where ever you are) For making me smile (and for Zan making me happy tears -get well) ON THE SIDE NOTE BENTLEY JONES NEWEST ALBUM IS TOMORROW I PRE-ORDERED IT BUT I CAN’T WAIT A WEEK FOR THAT SHIT, I’M BUYING
spooky-space-queer: me-rcury: pinsir: airlock: ludicrouscupcake: baconshouldgrowontrees: You are fucking kidding me aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP
lovejoyjohnlock: psychedelic-drugz: me-rcury: pinsir: airlock: ludicrouscupcake: baconshouldgrowontrees: You are fucking kidding me aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD
robregal:ctron164: thickmamifromthenorth:unite4humanity:whitetears365:Hmmmm racist cops are trash. whitetears365 Can you link me to the Facebook account please?This shit needs to be reblog get, reposted, redistributed every goddamned time you see it.
seedy: do you ever just want to flush yourself down the toilet because u realise u are a piece of shit Omg. You get me!
iwasabi: dariuseatsgirls: pahhhtrick: melanaaasty: Pardon me bitch, but what the fuck are you doing? HAHAHA L.O.L Ahaha ayye I know that kid he went to Elementary with me. HOLY shit Phillip AHAHA!
jungkook97: “I’m standing at the Oxford Union and you guys are listening to me so…let me say, shit happens, right?”
kongoupak: playgameswidme: kongoupak: Drew this at basic. I got one Drill Sergeant to ask me “what the hell are you drawing?” To which I responded “..uh, a character from a video game.” And the DS said “you’re into that weird shit, aren’t
