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ask-heathersweetfeathers: Gentle peck…but then halibastar was like. No mod das gay and walked off ono hehe~ I still really like halibaster XD
“At first I’m being sexual with the banana, and then it’s like, ‘Ha-ha, no.’ It was important for us to show in the kitchen scene, because it’s always about the female taking back the power, and if you want to be flirty and funny that’s
It seems like she was tied and then stripped with the ropes on, clothes disheveled but still bound with her. Even with that, this photo has such grace and beauty, right down to the perfectly haphazard curl of her hair.
lovefromlawrence: How do I let the director know how obsessed I am and willing to do anything for the movie? Like, I wanted to write this one director a letter, so I wrote him a handwritten note. But then I was like, ‘How many people are writing this
Psst. I know y’all like Steven Universe related art, obviously.But you know what other art is cool? Art that my dear friend created that is so awesome and gorgeous, oh my gosh, look at how amazing this art is, what the heck.Just sayin’.
“At first I’m being sexual with the banana, and then it’s like, ‘Ha-ha, no.’ It was important for us to show in the kitchen scene, because it’s always about the female taking back the power, and if you want to be flirty and funny that’s
skipperdamned: carbcutie: I’M HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING I’M TOO HIGH FOR THIS @tigerator Isn’t this the woman who was like “Just a lil shot of vodka” in one of her cocktail things and then she just like poured half a fucking bottle in
beachdeath: sandbirde: beachdeath: remember the time i pitched a longform piece to buzzfeed and the editor was like, “this sure is an interesting idea, how about you write this entire 12,000-word article on spec and then i’ll take a look at it and
toastpotent:toastpotent:alright here’s today’s controversial post. a good amount of you on here will be like “english was my favorite subject 😍😍😍” and then reblog posts like “here is why sex scenes CAN’T have
brisbone: I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.
brisbone:I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.
havanapitbull:theres this guy on youtube who just gets stung by increasingly deadly/painful insects and the videos are like 5 minutes of him getting psyched up to sting himself and then 10 minutes of him lying on the ground shrieking in agony
shackiefuck: lilacspirit said to shackiefuck:With the nsfw requests maybe some soldier 76? i drew this and then i was liek ‘why,,,,did i leave his mask on” like i know what his face looks like why did i leave the mask on ??? god dammit
I was halfway through editing and then I realized I’m a senior. Not only am I a senior, I’m a senior that got As and B+s in the class before this paper. I’m going to survive this and it’s okay.
autoluminescence: have you ever been like i’m obviously a hella queer witch but i don’t know how to quickly and easily demonstrate this to people with, say, a single t-shirt? i have now found the shirt that does this.
“And [Pearl’s] ears…well if she has ears, which I don’t know if she does because in that one episode when Amethyst presses that thing that makes the really loud *shrieking noise*, Pearl was just like this *imitates the pose*
ommanyte: When you’ve been on bright, lovely mobile all day and haven’t succumbed to the darkness of the new tumblr blue
occasionallyomniscient: unocculting: eats this and then passes out because it absorbed my blood pressure medication I thought this was some bread from 7000 BC that archeologists just dug up
yuu-know: I dunno guys but at the ending where they are all wearing those animals shirts it was cool and all like Nagisa wow that’s cute a penguin Killer Whale Makoto das osm Dolphin Haruka oh cool cool And then there’s Rei the butterfly I think
bearded-glory: christmascrayonwillow: candycreme: do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just
sparxnfrost: look-anew-url-again: I was watching this like “I am so fucking done with this website” AND THEN IT WAS STEPHEN COLBERT I need to repost this so I can remember my dance moves for Halloween on Friday night… #justsayin #remindernotice
elle-lavender: freckledhoney: When I read that Lucy Liu played the accordion, I was like “yeah right!” But then I found these pictures and the following anecdote: Greg Germann, who plays [Richard] Fish, Liu’s love interest on [Ally McBeal], is
potprincess2000: veryfemmeandantifascist: weavemama: weavemama: So kylie jenner stole and capitalized off the ideas and products from a black owned business “PLUGGEDNYC”. There is legitimate proof of her buying from the company, and then stabbing
souleveuncannibale: This is the picture that led me to the pictures I take now. I submitted it to itsexclusive like two years ago and people said nice things about my butt so then I was like WELL MAYBE I SHOULD PUT THESE PICTURES ON MY OWN BLOG. What
metal-socks:People about the new 3DS be like “Why the fuck is Nintendo making a new one?” but back then it was like “Here’s three GBAs and two regular Gameboys”
yumi-kuri-deactivated20150514: Mikasa + saving Historia#REMEMBER IN THE THIRD OVA WHEN MIKASA WAS ABOUT TO KILL HISTORIA’S KIDNAPPER #THEN HISTORIA WAS LIKE #WAIT STOP #AND MIKASA IMMEDIATELY LISTENED TO HER WITHOUT HESITATING ONCE OR QUESTIONING
neonhuegoggles: funeral-beat: look-anew-url-again: I was watching this like “I am so fucking done with this website” AND THEN IT WAS STEPHEN COLBERT WHAT IS THIS Am I the only one who thinks he looks hot in that outfit, minus the horse head?
metal-socks: People about the new 3DS be like “Why the fuck is Nintendo making a new one?” but back then it was like “Here’s three GBAs and two regular Gameboys”
subbii2: I tried to be like all flexible and shit in that last gif, but almost pulled a muscle, so then I was like “oookay, I’m just gonna put that leg down now…”
godhatesbloggers: Jenny Curran: Were you scared in Vietnam? Forrest Gump: Yes. Well, I-I don’t know. Sometimes it would stop raining long enough for the stars to come out… and then it was nice. It was like just before the sun goes to bed down on
allons-y-to-the-stars: look-anew-url-again: I was watching this like “I am so fucking done with this website” AND THEN IT WAS STEPHEN COLBERT maek-me-smile
homozexual: jxydx: omg she’s talking about pharrell with that bape line I was just singing this the other day and then stopped myself like, ..whaaaat was that? Cause your bossay
titytwochainz: member in the bible god told that nigga to kill his son bruh he took his kid to the top of a mountain and put the choppa to his neck then god was like sike nah fam u good that was wild
animauxing: i was telling myself damn i wanna make an angel character with a flawless personality and big lovely eyes then i was like oh wait.
greysdawn: collegehumor: What People Think Millennials Are Like Vs What They’re Actually Like THANK YOU
look-anew-url-again: I was watching this like “I am so fucking done with this website” AND THEN IT WAS STEPHEN COLBERT
bohemu: Pixar: The only company that takes the time to make animated blooper reels. I remember when I saw a Dreamworks blooper reel on the DVD for Shrek and my dad and I were like, “oooh, not just Pixar!” And then it was just…. mistakes in rendering.
all-nickiminaj: Nicki Minaj about Anaconda: “It’s just cheeky, like a funny story. I’m chopping up the banana, at first I’m being sexual with the banana, and then it’s like, ha ha, no.” “That was important for us to show in the kitchen
lutsanguisargilla: funeral-beat: look-anew-url-again: I was watching this like “I am so fucking done with this website” AND THEN IT WAS STEPHEN COLBERT WHAT IS THIS Well, that’s the realization of another sexual fantasy…
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parralex0889: all-nickiminaj: Nicki Minaj about Anaconda: “It’s just cheeky, like a funny story. I’m chopping up the banana, at first I’m being sexual with the banana, and then it’s like, ha ha, no.” “That was important for us to show
to-dance-beneath-the-diamond-sky:elizmanderson:catasters:omfg I was watching this sound off but then I was like “wait what if they’re making cute lil animal noises” so I turned the sound on and fucking lost itI love incurably dumb dogs
WHEN A COCKOROACH CRAWLS OVER YOU IN YOUR BED AND YOU FUCKING FREAK OUT AND THEN WEHN YOU SMUSH IT IN A TISSUE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES AND OPEN IT AND THE MOTHERFUCKER AINT DEAD AND YOU SCREAM BLODDY FUCKING MURDER. yeah, i hate that too.
cptnmurica: Was gonna do my chemistry homework on metals and reactions but then I was like
today at work some guy came up to me and was like ‘someone told me you are twenty but do they really mean ten?’ but then they followed that up with 'do you have any black in you? well do you want to?’
idk i was working on a commission and then i suddenly started to think all of this and i got upset LOL i really don’t want to get too upset tho because who knows what the rest of the story will be like y’know? but with everything that has happened
aryanightshade: tastefullyoffensive: 7 Reasons Being a College Student is Just Like Being Old [collegehumor]Previously: Single vs. Relationship that was really funny and then it was really sad
Y-You can’t give me stuff like Bayley vs Sasha Banks and then expect me to be hype for the divas or most of the male superstars at SummerSlam.That Bank Statement reversal into a Bank Statement that turned into a critical hit Bayley to BellyJust…
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![elle-lavender: freckledhoney: When I read that Lucy Liu played the accordion, I was like “yeah right!” But then I found these pictures and the following anecdote: Greg Germann, who plays [Richard] Fish, Liu’s love interest on [Ally McBeal], is](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb1013DN4F1rg071vo1_250.jpg)
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