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cuckolding-books-library: “Yeah, he told me to stand and lean over the bathroom sink, in front of a mirror, and I was like I don’t know, and he was like Please, you’re gonna love it … and then he smacked my ass and said, ‘C’mon.’ ”“Nice.”“Yeah,
kasunshine: Something I heard since I was a young teenager was stuff like “I wish I could draw as well as you” then immediately dismissed when asked how I learned and my answer was “practice.” Talent is bullshit, you still have to put hard
peachie5000: bismuth: in 2015, steven universe was on hiatus for 27 weeks in the year. in the 25 weeks it wasn’t on hiatus, 38 episodes were released. in 2016, steven universe was on hiatus for 36 weeks in the year. in the 16 weeks it wasn’t on hiatus,
I had a really stressful dream last night that I got blackout drunk and then found out everything that happened and had flashbacks like a cut seen in a movie. I woke up in the dream and looked at my phone and found out I posted my face on Tumblr, posted
dailylparrilla: “At 3 years old, I was imitating and doing fun little commercials for the family. Then at 5, I knew, ‘OK, this is something I really like.’ At 8, I was crying in front of the mirror and my mom was like, ‘Oh boy, here we go.
fiyhi: patron-de-los-santos: mcdamnright: So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in. Then I was like “No.” well
w-oobin: lee jong suk’s encounter with a koala bear and his fabulous english
epic: at first I was all… but then I was like… And then you were like
mcdamnright: So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp. I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in. Then I was like “No.”
smallworldofbigal: mcdamnright: So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp. I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in. Then I was like “No.”
i’ve always liked how Yusuke took the spirit cuffs off, it was a big deal, huge set-up and it really seemed like it was going to turn the tide of his bout with Toguro-ototo and then… nothing. Yusuke just got his ass handed to him.
godDAMMIT I was drawing and all was well but all of a sudden my hands were shaking and I was beginning to feel things crawling under my skin and I was lik e???? what the what and then I remembered I had coffee a little while a go. god dammit. I just
nuevayor: what was the first show y’all broke up with…you know like the first show you had that was your everything for a good amount of time and then it fucked up so bad that like you felt your heart breaking with sadness, disappointment and hurt
fiyhi: patron-de-los-santos: mcdamnright: So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp. I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in. Then I was like “No.” well
goshdaggett:So I went to the eye doctor, right, and I sit down to fill out the paperwork like you do and the lady was like “Thanks, Doctor Doctor will be with you in a moment” and I was like why did she say doctor twice that’s weird but then I looked
jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony” and then “what if his last name was award”
matturday: matturday: MY SISTER GOT HER PERIOD AND WAS LIKE “AM I GONNA GET IT EVERY JANUARY?!” AND MY MOM WAS LIKE “NO ONCE A MONTH” AND THEN MY SISTER YELLED “WHHAAATTT” AND FREAKED OUT SHE’S ONLY 12 AND SHE’S ALREADY 700% DONE WITH
aobabe: i like how offended noiz gets over nicknames people give him. “what? i’m not a beansprout." "i’m not a lunatic." "i’m not a maniac." like a true nineteen year old.
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp. I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in. Then I was like “No.” (via mcdamnright)
I told @nikoniko808 i had to go pee, then I thought I heard her say “small platter” so I was like ???ok and got her a small plate and she just looked at me super confused so I was like “what don’t you want this” and she still didn’t say anything
theheirsofdurin:-hewastheirfriend:ok so i was watching this gif carefully and when i first saw it i was like “aww Nat jumping into steve’s lap that’s so cute she’s like AHH STEVE SAVE ME” and then i was thinking ‘well she probably realized
doctaahh: lokitherealkingofasgard: theheirsofdurin:-hewastheirfriend:ok so i was watching this gif carefully and when i first saw it i was like “aww Nat jumping into steve’s lap that’s so cute she’s like AHH STEVE SAVE ME” and then i was
pooglesandprejudice: azaeziel: juliasegal: Watch till the end. OFMG I AM LAYGHIGN I’M SKYPING MY BOYFRIEND AND I SHOWED HIM THIS AND HE WAS LIKE ‘awww’ alL THE WAY THROUGH AND THEN THERE WAS THIS SILENCE AND THEN I JUST HEARD HIM DYING OF LUAGHTER
meladoodle: my friend’s teacher kept saying ‘YOLO’ around the school and then people were like ‘why do u keep saying you only live once’ and he was like ‘oh is that what it means?? i thought it was a mix of ‘yo’ and hello’ and it was
em1ree: im laughign because apparently when i was born, my mom was just like “oh my water broke okay hold up lemme call the doctor” and she called the doctor and the doctor was like omg COME IN NOW YOUR HAVING A BABY and then my mom and dad were
mihlayn:one time i left a can of drink in my lounge overnight and the next day i went to take a sip but then i was like “wtf no it’s gonna be flat” so i went and poured it in the sink and it was like 2% liquid 98% ants and it’s been 3 years and
just had the best taxi driver, got in and he started yelling “good afternoon on a good day on a good friday before a good weekend, listen to all those good good goods” then saw this statue of a man made out of a barbecue and was like “see that
dude emma he was telling me about what he did on nye (like I fucking gave a shit) and this club he went to and then clubs I like got brought up and I mentioned Town and how I went with one of my close friends and stuff then HE STARTED FUCKING FETISHIZING
wintersoldier-iscoming: so i was dancing with a hot guy last night on the dancefloor and then this fucking beautiful goddess of a girl danced between us and the guy was like edging nearer her and then she just grabbed my hand and started dancing with
wow I wished I lived in a city so then I could sit on top of actual buildings and actually observe STUFF but no I have to live in a boring suburb and the only rooftop I can sit on is my own and observe the grass and trees and other houses just sitting
At my job I have a specific assigned break and all my coworkers who have that break are black and today in the break room one of them was like “white people have such weird nipples” and I was like oh And then they all spent a while asking
there was a little boy dressed as a wolf that knocked the door and i gave him the tray so he could take what he wanted and he only took /one/ piece of chocolate so i was like, nooo take more so then he took A BIG HANDFUL and his dad was like ‘woah
goshdaggett: So I went to the eye doctor, right, and I sit down to fill out the paperwork like you do and the lady was like “Thanks, Doctor Doctor will be with you in a moment” and I was like why did she say doctor twice that’s weird but then I
remember when weiss asked blake individually if she wanted to have some coffee w/ herand blake the damn cool kid said “tea” because she cant with coffee and weiss was like just like cool we outand then they did just that
