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Spoiler alert! It ends with everyone jerking off while drinking beer. Just like my Saturday nights – hiyooh!Rocco Steele’s Urban Legend was written and directed by Rocco Steele, so the scant credits tell me. No idea who the actual videographers
Looking at the thumbnail, I thought this was some weird fish. Then I thought it was a vagina. Then I realized I would never know unless I enlarged it. Then I was like D: Then I thought what if you were doing the sexy with your girl and Russia suddenly&mda
I was in Kevinsano’s stream and I don’t know if it was a request, but he was drawing Luna in a tennis outfit. She looks cute in it and then Slugbox draws her in a tennis outfit. Then I was like, “Okay! I’ll do one too.”
rheadeniserose: onlyblackgirl: I’m wet. @onlyblackgirl all I saw at first was your caption, and I was like… Why, then it loaded, and I was like
lil-mizz-jay: I had a dream where a girl had this like, big horrifying bone creature on a leash, like it looked like something out of Dark Souls And another lady was like “Oh my, what breed is he?” And she was like “Eldritch!” And then the bone
otterboxes: today during class this guy kept reaching into his bag and my teacher was like put your phone up and he didn’t and she was like kenny give me your phone or you’re going to the office and he was like its not a phone and then pulled out
wintersoldier-iscoming: so i was dancing with a hot guy last night on the dancefloor and then this fucking beautiful goddess of a girl danced between us and the guy was like edging nearer her and then she just grabbed my hand and started dancing with
when I was a kid my favorite type of dinosaur were ankylosaur at first and then it was dimetrodon (I now know they’re not dinosaurs but at the time I was unaware of that). Then I decided I could like both because they were both awesome And really,
My little sister just said to me:“There should be a movie about Pearl and Rose from before. Like how they met. And then during the war. And when they meet Garnet and Amethyst. And then up to when Rose became Steven. And there would be sad music.”What
em1ree: im laughign because apparently when i was born, my mom was just like “oh my water broke okay hold up lemme call the doctor” and she called the doctor and the doctor was like omg COME IN NOW YOUR HAVING A BABY and then my mom and dad were
fatedsong: Dude, so I was watching Card Captor Sakura and they were going against the SAND CARD so then Sakura used the WATERY CARD and then Syaoran used the FREEZE CARD beating the card, then I was like well shit. I remembered about Fairy Tail and
multipack: do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
this was the most unaware bastion i’ve ever played with omg there was a widowmaker behind but i couldn’t type bc i was getting shot at but like how could they have not heard that there was no one else around
stilesisaspookyassbutt: lol earlier tonight my mother was like “i blame you for making her so weird” and pointed at my dad and my dad was like “well i blame HER for making me a nerd” and pointed at me and i was all confused and then hes like
ughsos: in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have
aka-calum: yk whAT I REALISED michael is going from lighter shades to darker shades, like, his hair was lilac then it was orange i think and then it was red and now it’s dark blue. does this mean my dream is finally coming true ? will the next colour
meladoodle: my friend’s teacher kept saying ‘YOLO’ around the school and then people were like ‘why do u keep saying you only live once’ and he was like ‘oh is that what it means?? i thought it was a mix of ‘yo’ and hello’ and it was
holymotherofhnng: It was incredibly awkward. It was like some weird social experiment, it felt like, we grew up together, and then they were like, kiss. It was weird. I mean, Dan’s very chatty and friendly and funny and we just kind of laughed
tooquirkytolose: ok but did every kid have a certain historical time period that they were REALLY into?? like I was super into the california gold rush when I was 9 for no reason
f-hudsons: #So then I was like Oh my god #Voldemort #you can’t just KILL ME #you’re using -my- wand you dick wad #HAHAHAH #like please #i’m the boy who lived NOT DIED #so then #I like #fell to the ground and I was here in some whacked
ughsos: in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry" but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have
alexseanchai: dotted-sixteenth: aloeveragel: I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d
gothbaby: once i scraped my knee in 3rd grade and a weird girl who was obsessed with horses was like “hold on” then she started crying and dropped tears on my knee then she was like “pegasus tears heal wounds”
sparrow-and-nightingale-221b: ughsos: in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved
gothbaby: gothbaby: once i scraped my knee in 3rd grade and a weird girl who was obsessed with horses was like “hold on” then she started crying and dropped tears on my knee then she was like “pegasus tears heal wounds” i told that weird horse
once i scraped my knee in 3rd grade and a weird girl who was obsessed with horses was like “hold on” then she started crying and dropped tears on my knee then she was like “pegasus tears heal wounds”
gothbaby: once i scraped my knee in 3rd grade and a weird girl who was obsessed with horses was like “hold on” then she started crying and dropped tears on my knee then she was like “pegasus tears heal wounds” I hope this girl is grown up now
I had a dream me and darfin had a threesome with this really cute girl and like I went down on her while he was having sex with me then he was like ‘I don’t want to make you upset’ and I was like 'JUST GRAB HER BOOBS’ it was weird
darfin is actually really cute lately - we had a huge ice storm and I had no ride to work so he picked up and drove me even though it meant getting up early and driving in v bad conditions AND he was lovely about it. then he likes to send me things he
alssoo the cutest weirdest thing happened, I told darfin to go sit outside and ill get him his presents and when he saw THREE presents he was like woah?? and I get him his seat cover was like coool, then gave him the care package and he was like ‘I
also I’m in love and he makes me cum so hard and sometimes he looks at me during sex and there’s this power where I feel like he’s staring into me and I’m so hungry for him but I’m so happy and overcome with how much I love him so I just grab
story of my suitor and how I am actually probably creepier than him so, her high, holy, coolness (ME) went to chipotle today to get a tasty burrito. I took it outside to eat with my lovely friend and there was an employee who was just kinda standing
eggplont: sparrow-and-nightingale-221b: ughsos: in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but
I was playing comp in overwatch and our Lucio (LUCIO!!) was just…so. MEAN. like he kept calling us trash and worthless and i was like ‘….hey Mercy, are you gold for healing right now?’ and they said yeah and then I told the lucio to
sparrow-and-nightingale-221b:ughsos:in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me
