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once i scraped my knee in 3rd grade and a weird girl who was obsessed with horses was like “hold on” then she started crying and dropped tears on my knee then she was like “pegasus tears heal wounds”
I just feel really down because Doctor stranger started out really well and was captivating and then everything kinda just gradually fell apart /:
gothbaby: once i scraped my knee in 3rd grade and a weird girl who was obsessed with horses was like “hold on” then she started crying and dropped tears on my knee then she was like “pegasus tears heal wounds”
And that’s how the day started with sexy Julie with handsome pretty ass. Little by little, arousing me, teasing me, seducing me, and then mauling me like the cougar she was.
And then Maya kills Alice!
admiralamott: What I love about Spock in the AOS movies in the fact that in 2009 he was a snarky bitch who would probably throw you out an airlock for breathing in his general direction And then in Beyond he’s like this really loving sensitive bean
I was out and I saw this guy with one of those masks that’s like the bottom half of a face and it looked like it was of some kid and I was like “what?” but then he turned so I could see the whole thing and it was Chucky and it turns
sparrow-and-nightingale-221b: ughsos: in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved
abgallery: so I was browsing tumblr looking for Nidorina animations or gifs or something, and tumblr was like “nope” so then I was like “whatever man” and then this happened #stillnotenoughnidorinaontheinternet
gothbaby: gothbaby: once i scraped my knee in 3rd grade and a weird girl who was obsessed with horses was like “hold on” then she started crying and dropped tears on my knee then she was like “pegasus tears heal wounds” i told that weird horse
thekingwizard: One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life. This is what happens when you
gerard-gay: gerard-gay: my dog was barking and shes already fat so i refused to give her cheese and then we both dramatically turned away from eachother and i heard somebody that i used to know playing from another room and it was the most drama ive
3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
sparrow-and-nightingale-221b:ughsos:in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me
i feel like this person on our team was just fucking with us.. like i understand it’s quick play but come on……… they were backfill and chose mercy even tho there was already a mercy and so when i switched to a tank they switched
i just had a dream where there was a library called the shaq shack and for some reason it had a slogan that was “don’t shaq(like shag) in the stacks” bc for some reason ppl always went there to fuck and if u were caught shaq would be there to punch
there was a cat “fight” at school haha it was super funny because it was during lunch and then i was in the classroom like always and then i walked over to the window and i was like why is there a crowd. then everyone else started crowding
nyehs: what if for an entire year everyone stopped having kids and then there was like an empty grade level for 12 years
armadillo: “And then Deborah was like”
2013zarry:do u ever spend an entire day being really happy and then when night time rolls around you remember that you’re actually sad and kind of dead inside so you’re just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ well that was fun while it lasted
saddeer: once i was chasing a snake in my backyard and i was like haha cant go anywhere bitch and then it jumped like 5 feet in the air and landed in a pond and like surfed across and disappeared and ever since then ive had trust issues
theclassychassiessketchbook: I mentioned Muriel Bagge to miz and then I was like ‘*gasp* I must draw u now’I drew her to Rose’s Room- coincidence?? I think not- Muriel is totally a gem
gaarabaconclooney: sparrow-and-nightingale-221b: ughsos: in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like
clavid: ponyta: once i scraped my knee in 3rd grade and a weird girl who was obsessed with horses was like “hold on” then she started crying and dropped tears on my knee then she was like “pegasus tears heal wounds”
sweets808:So last week I was at work and my co worker we always flirt then he was like when we going do it so I’m like do what and he said when can I get some action lol I was like umm idk but this was on weds and that Friday when we was getting off
foxnewsofficial: a few years ago one of my friends was talking in class and the teacher was like “well how about you come and teach the class then” and he was like okay and then actually did a really good job so she sent him out
That awkward moment when you repeat a word so many times, that it loses it's meaning, and it just sounds like a strange sound coming out of your mouth, then you're not even sure if it's a real word or not.
iworkfornickfury: dearjacquelinee: sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough
don’t judge! so when I was in there he just like gave me the IV and I was like … idk I felt extremely high and then it was all weird and blurry I can’t really explain it and then I was out and it was over and apparently I kept saying
what if for an entire year everyone stopped having kids and then there was like an empty grade level for 12 years
last night I had a dream darfin came back and was super turned on and for some reason we had sex but like anal and then I woke up and I was CONVINCED my ass hurt like even in my dreams he’s too big
I’m feeling sooo good today, darfin hasn’t really talked to me this weekend and he was like ‘you can see me Monday’ and I’m like 'IM BUSY’ and he was v surprised and I was like YA IM GOING TO A POLE CLASS and he’s
there is nothing more embarrassing than texting darfin how angry I am and how im having a terrible night then the next morning he replies and asks whats wrong and I have to reply ‘I lost my game of overwatch’
chesqin: i sat in the tub for 40 minutes playing TotA and then I was like “you know what i wanna take slutty 3ds selfies”
i forgot nep’s little gloves at first and then i was like “why do her arms look so bare”
heytinafey: “I tried being anorexic for four hours, and then I was like, I need some bagels.” - Kat Dennings
frawgs:and then god was like let’s not give this bitch a break
And just when I thought that Steven Universe can’t possibly top itself, they continue to push out things like this. ‘Mr.Greg’ is probably in my top 5 episodes, Pearl’s Ballad and the sequence that was with it was just utterly gorgeous
ochinchinstrider: AND THEN I WAS LIKE YOOOOOOOOOOOO
Part of what I was talking about with Blake’s brasok but what i wanna know is why dont they all wear sports brasmaybe weiss doesnt really need to but i mean, rby definitely have some boobies they need to protect
thepossiblyfakejoshawott: So at first I was like “Oh, Clair’s returning and a shiny Druddigon?” Then I was like “Sayonara Cilan and Iris? T_T” But then…but then….but then….. ASH AND BUTTERFREE. IT’S NOT A FLASHBACK - ASH IS IN HIS UNOVA
