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Bishop Angus looks almost exactly the same as the first man who ever fucked me.I was 19. He was “38”. He shoved his seven incher inside me like he owned me, and then he offered me an iced tea.Wherever you are, Mike, I wish you were here to
ourbreasts: Submission: Hey Emma! I’m 20 years old, and these are my breasts. I was thinking about how someone described her nipples as being like Hershey’s Kisses one time, and then I was thinking about how mine are sorta the same. In the last
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[TMI] OK soo my only issue with Frisky Beast is like…they seem to have fewer sizes and shapes than Bad Dragon. The Jasper themed one they made was nice but it looked hella small, lengthwise, and then it was too bulbousy! The dildo I have now is thicker
eroyaki: Got inspired while looking at @sasatseng ’s work. I was like “what if Peach banged on Link?” and then the crown slid in the idea and this happened! x’D Planning more things like this!! //Commissions Open// #peachlink #link #thelegendofzelda
When I was in the shower just now I remembered about 8000 cringeworthy things I did when I was younger Thanks, Anxiety
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verraise: carolinescommissions: Fun comic commission for @verraise! She wanted to include me doing her tattoos heehee! Anime tattoos FOREVERRRR Thank you so much again ♡ I seriously love it and you captured a comic version of me so well ahaha AND
dracomalfoyofficial:i witnessed the most fascinating thing today imo…my 4th grade art class were talking while they did their work and one of them was like “if you work hard all your life…….it means NOTHING” and their response was to all crack
corvell: one-time-i-dreamt: I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said,
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My little sister says her favorite part was when Garnet said “We’ll talk” to Peridot but then Peridot “said that insult” and Garnet was like “OK, let’s kick her butt”
hadoukenresident: fangirling-and-tea: fangirling-and-tea: so my dad has been making bird noises for the last hour and finally I was like dad are you trying to summon me or something like what are you doing then he goes “oh good you got my tweet”
zubat: I just saw a post that said “Your friends aren’t your real friends if you haven’t seen them naked” and it made my stomach turn. My ex boyfriend, as many people who follow me know, was very manipulative and abusive. He was an adult who
achievement-hunter: trblastoff: what Do you ever remember something from your childhood that was so surreal you think “no I had to have made that up no way something like that could have been real” and then years later you find that you didn’t
notahoe: I saw myself in the mirror and I was like IS THAT A STRIPPER IN MY HOUSE but then I was like ooh nvm dat me lol
… At first I was like But then I was like And finally, I did a little dance. UNF.
reblogwatson: “Then that monkey kissed me and I was like “woah”. Then I got cavity searched. #LAXzoo”
superwhovengerbuscuslock: baneares: youaremyjohnwatson: I don’t ever do this but this was too funny. The grandmother’s image is the TARDIS at first I was like, ugh this stupid bitch. and then…. YOU’RE LIKE FUCKING ANDERSON ON SHERLOCK
snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten
woofuckingjiho: when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
r3d1sth3b3stcolor: falcon-knight: ok STORYTIME my mom gave me this gift for my birthday at first i was like please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy but then i was like oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl and i- make a wish?
snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten Imagine asking the most quiet girl
falcon-knight: ok STORYTIME my mom gave me this gift for my birthday at first i was like please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy but then i was like oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl and i- make a wish? i think i just became
"My name is Salmon, like the fish, first name Susie. I was 14 years old when I was murdered on December 6, 1973. I was here for a moment and then I was gone."
bellarmyblake: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten
mccoysm: My name is Salmon, like the fish. First name: Susie. I was 14 years old, when I was murdered, on December 6, 1973. I was here for a moment. And then I was gone.
nicholasohdamn: at first i was like but then i was like holy shit I’M VEGAN AND MY FAVORITE FOOD IS BACON This has to be a troll. If so,i salute you.
cyberho: I saw myself in the mirror and I was like IS THAT A STRIPPER IN MY HOUSE but then I was like ooh nvm dat me lol
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ibrucewayne: woofuckingjiho: when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
scienceofconduction: r3d1sth3b3stcolor: falcon-knight: ok STORYTIME my mom gave me this gift for my birthday at first i was like please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy but then i was like oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl and
iscawen: she looks like a big nerd and at first i was confused but then i was like of COURSE zuko is ONLY capable of raising nerds
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