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hatelyn:I posted these yesterday but deleted them and then I was looking at them again today and was like fuck I look cute people need to see this so here we are now and I am posting these once again She is cute as fuck
“I’m the most sensitive person on the planet like, I could watch the news and cry. And so you got this amazing actor on top of you, pounding on your chest hysterical, crying, he’s got tears dripping onto my face and it was too much. And then
i was soo happpy then. he made me realise who i really was and what it was like to be happy. and now hes changed. i miss the old him, the one i loved.
evilqueen1969: Ten minutes before:“Remember when we were at that restaurant and the waitress was super mean until you yelled at her and embarrassed her?”“ Sure. Then she was like the best waitress ever.”“That was so hot. I’ve been thinking
Tbh I still think about that time that I hooked up with this one white guy who was in the navy and afterwards he was like “wow that was great…you’re a little hairy…but great” and my self esteem literally shatteredddddBut then I saw
notahoe: I saw myself in the mirror and I was like IS THAT A STRIPPER IN MY HOUSE but then I was like ooh nvm dat me lol
He asked me to drinks and a movie, I thought he still was into me, and then he became my boss. I liked him. I fucking liked him. I like him. He became my boss. I hurt. I still hurt. That’s fucking fair right? That this still HURTS? That’s
snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten
I CAME HOME FROM WORK AND NOTICED THAT THE NECKLACE D GOT ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY WAS NOT AROUND MY NECK LIKE IT ALWAYS IS, AND I STARTED TO FREAK AND CRY, AND DROVE HALFWAY BACK TO WORK TO LOOK FOR IT. AND THEN I REALIZED THAT I HAD LEFT IT ON THE BATHROOM
snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL. I want ten
ubermachineworks: REVELATIONSI was planning on doing Chris n Jill only, but then I was like: “How many models I can fit inside the cabin? ‘Challenge Accepted’I’m pretty satisfied with this one :)It’s like playing tetris but with boobs and
vaultdweller: Best GLaDOS Lines - Didn’t we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said ‘goodbye’ and you were like ‘no way!’ and then I was all ‘we pretended we were going to murder you’.
unpretty: unpretty: i saw a can of pumpkin spice cinnamon rolls at the store and it had a thing on the side like “make monkey bread” and i was like FUCK YEAH imma get this and throw it in a bundt pan and have easy as hell monkey bread BUT THEN i
misstylersmith: badwolfxoncomingstorm: misstylersmith: i don’t know why when Rose is in the shakespeare code in fanfiction, she and the Doctor are so shy about sharing the bed, in my head he’d lay first and then open his arms and she’d jump right
pocketpsychologist: Look at these cuties This was so adorable though ‘cause, like Pearl was afraid of more birthday shenanigans/disappointing Steven (or something) that she had to ask Garnet to tell him (and then hid behind her) and Garnet is
mechandra replied to your post: it’s raining!it was POURING a while ago, where were you?it was drizzling here a little while ago but it only just started coming down hard like 10 minutes ago. Must be moving, pretty fast too considering its barely raining
ok so like I’m drawing SU stuff and listening to music (which is what I do when I draw) and A Whole New World from Aladdin comes on and I thought it would be neat if Pearl sang that song (which doesn’t make much sense contextually but I was drawing
niiikooooo replied to your post: I mean, far be it from me to contradic…then again, remember when they “pulled” Walnuts and Rain and the crew was like “whoops, no new episode tonight!” but then it aired anyway? CN is mysteriousok so it
I don’t play Overwatch but a lot of folks I follow do and reblog art and comics about it and so I always gotta imagine voices for the characters since I don’t actually know what most of them sound like and then whenever I do get around to hearing
deadcatwithaflamethrower: lylilunapotter: jackietastic: actuallyclintbarton: knitmeapony: sophygurl: hatpirestuff: freyleif: im in awe So. The Sound of Silence is probably one of my favorite songs ever. When speaking of the “true” Simon and
whatshehassaid: dean-is-a-badass: sassyandpunk: have you ever met someone who likes the same stuff as you but they’re not obsessed enough and then they get weirded out by your obsessiveness yes
bubbleant: vainaspaver: gamefreaksnz: 8-bit blues I was like: “oh, that’s cool” until I realized he’s not playing a harmonica…he’s playing an NES GAME! then I was like “oh, that is AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEE” and now, I want it. lol
romakoto: we never talk about makoto’s face in episode 6 when haru has to tell a love story like when haru stands up to start of the story and then when he’s telling and then upon hearing it was just a waterfall boy’s relieved
theoctoberbear: candyimp: A mini canvas that I painted on for my little siblings room. I was thinkin’ of what to put on it then suddenly I thought wHAT IF THERE WERE HALLOWEEN ELVES LIKE THERE ARE CHRISTMAS ELVES and then this was born! I love this.
omfg so i was about to start those drabbles but then i saw like three people ask for pairings with sei and i’m like who the fuck that.
melodramatic-murmurs:what if you fucked me so hard that my brain like…. stopped working? haha… and then you like… continued fucking me when i was all mindless like that? ahaha… jk…. unless?? 👀👀
the-romantic-dominant: Ass: What’s Not To Love? A lot of women, and I mean a lot, apparently have never had a guy just straight up eat their ass. I was actually kinda shocked the first time I heard a girl say this. Then another. Then it was like,
misstaylorsaid: shingeki-no-nononono: thatgirlmustbeawesome:What’s so bad about periods At first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point” Don’t forget about constipation and/or
a-zebra-was-here: quick doodle to distract from class project i was thinking that yuuri kinda looks like shinpachi… and then gin and viktor both have silver hair….. and that’s how this happened
cleromancy:do you ever think of a pairing and you’re like “haha how would that even work” so you try and figure out how it would work and the more you think about it the more it makes sense and the more you like the dynamic? and then you’re stuck
snowflakejones:th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten
r3d1sth3b3stcolor: falcon-knight: ok STORYTIME my mom gave me this gift for my birthday at first i was like please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy but then i was like oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl and i- make a wish?
feministsexworker: wyldwoodfaye: ithotyouknew: I put on my Tinder profile that I hate sports, I don’t drink beer and I’m 150% feminine all day all the time and so many guys are like…offended? One guy was like “what if the guy you like loves
falcon-knight: ok STORYTIME my mom gave me this gift for my birthday at first i was like please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy but then i was like oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl and i- make a wish? i think i just became
kxmiii: internet-the-explorer:jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony” and then “what
keepitmoist: avalia-8bit: not-talking: letshope: Sickest Candle ever. at first i was like:whoa big flame and then i was all like: WHOAAAAAAAAAAA SMALLER FLAMES avy like DUDE
One of my Sims kicked over Siddhartha, my mysterious little gnome, stood him up, and then he was doing a handstand. Then at about 3am, he disappeared in a little puff of orange smoke and sparkles, and after some searching, I found him like this - taking
internet-the-explorer: jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony” and then “what if
such a fun day!!! went to a big petting zoo type farm and a dairy farm then went to my mothers boyfriends house to meet his kids and then his parents farm which is a huge property which looked like a little village from holland. there was barns shaped
MY MUSCLES ARE SO MAD AT ME RN
I was at the shelter today and some of the cleaning foam stuff needed to be changed but idk how so I asked someone to help me and they were showing me and said “if you need more pressure, uncork this” and then it immediately shot up like a geyser
i went to the bathroom and was washing my face and then suddenly my hand stung? so i look at it and i have this long red scratch on it and im like where the hell did that come from do i own some sort of invisible cat or something because it looks and
so who was in the fandom when [S] Roxy : Sleepwalk happened and we squealed about Nepeta and Karkat together in the distance but then a few minutes later Hussie edited the flash and made them dead
So last night I started dancing with this guy who I thought was one of my really good friends Andy, I have never been so drunk. Long story short I saw him again outside the venue and was talking to him for ages, he even sounded like him, and then he was
upset with my computer so i drew kawaiis so what i was going for here is that luka and miku are strangers and they happen to pass by on the street and luka notices her and is like “oh hey there lil mama u lookin’ FINE” and then miku
theres this kids show on right now (olivia hAHA) and her and this girl in her class act exactly like ruby and weiss i am ju st
