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blastortoise: I think the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me during a sexual situation was when I was giving my first boyfriend a blow job and he was like “yeah take it all choke on it” and i was already at the base of his dick and it wasn’t
mosespussy: short–insomniacs: on my bus ride home (i’m going home for passover) there was a lil old orthodox jewish man and his DOG had a kippah and tallis!!! so i asked where he got kippot for dogs, and he was like “i ordered it online!! it’s
wopbau:Okay Han was just like vibing and then these two hot twins were like. Can u help me overthrow the government. And he was like damn I guess
khaleesi: cleolinda:shialablunt:fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times
generalbooty: yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like
khaleesi: cleolinda: shialablunt: fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times
tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that
tvveit: tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that your sister’s dad
celestial-time-sorceress: I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” and he was like, “What’s a uterus?”
xcinnin: swanqueenandrizzles: tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that my sisters dad have none
aloneveganreed: celestial-time-sorceress: I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” Of course.
potatoandotherwise: swanqueenandrizzles: tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that my sisters dad
khaleesi:cleolinda:shialablunt:fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and
aosiren: Ive always wondered what Aoba would look like while in scrap. Especially where he destroyed Sei and he then had sex with his dog a few minutes after.
gayestdisneyprincess: celestial-time-sorceress: I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” Is this real
timothydelaghetto: fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael
babyllx: @inductionofautosadism2 aka daddy wanted me to get some stuff from the store .. and i didn’t. When i told him and he was like ”What you didn’t do as you supposed???”’ i told him that the store was closed and he can get the number to
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: Fun Fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and
HAPPY CANADA DAAAAY!! I hope everyone had a super awesome one, I got to pet a lot of animals including an owl and the animal guy was showing us a snapping turtle and he was like “he looks scary eh?” and the guy eating poutine next to me
sodamnrelatable: I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like “I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
christmasbarakat: my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to
christmasbarakat: my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants
fattifatphat: broken-skies-and-angel-wings: This guy I was talking to was saying how women play sports just as well as men, and he said, “One time I was reffing a womens softball game, on the full moon, and -“ And I was like, ” Why does it matter
