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so i had a really big scare with our dog this morning. he was having a hard time breathing and he looked like he was ready to go out any minute so i rushed him to the vet and i was really dreading the news that he’ll die (he’s 9 years old and idk
shialablunt: fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like
fuckhotbieber: Justin on President Obama: - He was like.. ughm.. “Well, hello..” and he was like, he was like, “My daughter Sasha.. Malia, my wife Michelle.. We are so gratefull that you’re coming to the White House”
charlesdarwn: YESTERDAY I WAS GOING INTO ENGLISH CLASS AND THIS KID WAS TELLING MY TEACHER “I HAVE THIS VIDEO I WANT TO SHOW THE CLASS” AND MY TEACHER WAS LIKE “OKAY WHATS IT RATED” AND HE WAS LIKE “OH ITS G ITS DEFINITELY G” AND SO HE WENT
shialablunt:fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like
I was out and I saw this guy with one of those masks that’s like the bottom half of a face and it looked like it was of some kid and I was like “what?” but then he turned so I could see the whole thing and it was Chucky and it turns
jimmymcgools:#why is he so 🥺#just the personification of 🥺 (via @anglewormangel)bobby odenkirk’s resting sad eyes explain the entire evolution of the saul goodman character
martymikalski: remember when aang was on trial for a murder kyoshi was accused of and he was like OMG NONE OF MY PAST LIVES WOULD EVER KILL ANYONE WAH WAH WAH and then kyoshi appeared and was like YEAH I KILLED HIM W/E HE WAS A DOUCHE
kashmiris: jean-luc-gohard: Plus, and I’m about to go to sleep so I won’t be around for the messages I get about this, Michael Jackson 100% did what he was accused of doing. I wish it wasn’t so, because he’s one of the most brilliant musical
theroguefeminist: gooberascendant: gorgoon: Today I was talking to my dad and I referred to myself as his son(I’m genderfluid btw) and he said “Today’s a Son day huh?” And I was like “yeah” And he was like “huh, I thought today was
so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s
richenbach: deanlovecastiel: frigerator: frigerator: MY FRIEND IS RED/GREEN COLORBLIND AND WE WERE LOOKING AT COLORBLIND TESTS AND I WAS LAUGHING AND HE WAS LIKE “WHAT WHAT DOES IT SAY” AND I READ IT TO HIM AND HE WAS LIKE “HEY FUCK YOU TOO”
burningonyx: gorgoon: Today I was talking to my dad and I referred to myself as his son(I’m genderfluid btw) and he said “Today’s a Son day huh?” And I was like “yeah” And he was like “huh, I thought today was a Saturday, not a Sunday”
theroguefeminist: gooberascendant: gorgoon: Today I was talking to my dad and I referred to myself as his son(I’m genderfluid btw) and he said “Today’s a Son day huh?” And I was like “yeah” And he was like “huh, I thought today was a
frigerator: frigerator: MY FRIEND IS RED/GREEN COLORBLIND AND WE WERE LOOKING AT COLORBLIND TESTS AND I WAS LAUGHING AND HE WAS LIKE “WHAT WHAT DOES IT SAY” AND I READ IT TO HIM AND HE WAS LIKE “HEY FUCK YOU TOO” a colorblind person just messaged
brittany-snow: Sam [Smith] had just won best new artist and he came off stage and I was standing there and I was like ‘Congratulations’ and he was like ‘Do you know where I’m supposed to go now?’ And I love that moment because you’re onstage
zaynmalif: this grown ass man at the mall was talking to me and he goes “what are you like 21, 22?” and i was like “no I’m 17………..” and he was like “Even better haha” LKIEK HOW NASTY CAN A PERSON BE
alexarsekarth: i asked alex if he can derp and he was like “can i what???” so i fUCKING DERPED INFRONT OF HIM and he was like “omg they only happen accidentally but i’ll try” and this was his attempt ok alex ok
gorgoon: Today I was talking to my dad and I referred to myself as his son(I’m genderfluid btw) and he said “Today’s a Son day huh?” And I was like “yeah” And he was like “huh, I thought today was a Saturday, not a Sunday” And I just
cool. so today my dad was supposed to clean me and my sisters bathroom like he does every week but since i’m money hungry right now i said i’d clean it so i did and i was like will i get paid?!?! and he was like okay we’ll see how good
puppymother: in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain
unsuccessful-metalbenders: OH MY GOD I AM CYING RIGHT NOW MY BROTHER DIDNT HAVE ANY CLASSES TODAY AND HE WAS BORED AND HE KEPT TEXTING ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL AND I WAS GIVING HIM ATTITUDE AND SASS TELLING HIM TO LEAVE ME ALONE AND HE WAS LIKE OH FINE
I’m beaming and was shaking and screamed and almost threw up but I met ian somerhalder and I walked up and he’s like ‘hi cutie pie’ HE CALLED ME CUTE and I said hi I’m trying not to faint and he was like aw why would you
darfins so cute, I had no ride home so he picked me up and was like ‘you must be hungry where you do want to go?’ and we went to mcdonalds but he was like ‘drive thru is too long, lets eat inside’ and we sat there for like 1.5 hours talking
geargie: #when god made jensen he was like cackling #and then he looked at the finished product and cried #because it was so beautiful #and he was like ‘what have i done’
so I got to workstudy like an hour late and one of the instructors was just chilling there and I was like sup what you doing? and he was like I’m gonna go smoke and watch GoT in my car lmao and I was like how do you have weed all the time and like
trainthief:my coworker today was like “i bet you dont know this song” and put on Don’t Go Breaking My Heart. And I was like “yeah, of course I do, it’s Elton John” and he was like “who?” and I said “Elton John. He wrote this” and
morganfree-man: I had to get taken home by a cop last night and while I was telling him where to go, he took a left and was I like “um excuse me you didn’t use your blinker” and he was like “did you see a cop” Yes like you are a cop I literally
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