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gotouda: gotouda: some guy at the mens bathroom was like oi whatre you doin here and i was like wym im not a girl and he was like aw fuck sorry you just got beautiful features and fist bumped me this is so iconic we stan whoever this man was
[ So here he is in all his amazing glory! I couldn’t help but do a little photo shoot after we all opened up our presents and the lights on the tree made a good background. Ugh. He’s so perfect. I wish he was smiling, but this is post-Rose
rawrcharlierawr: he now works as a cute waitress at a cafe all the other waitresses wear similar stuff and since he’s kinda sheltered and I GUESS THEY DON’T KNOW HE’S A DUDE OR SOMETHING he was given this and he was like “yeah okay i see no problem
buzzfeedunsolvedgifs: It is very Old Testament. It’s like, most serial killers like to stroke themselves, and this is like- He was writing, and he was like-
homosexualchronicles: senatorgana: today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time and i was worried that i’d done something
vaydra: i was arguing with my (antigay) dad about gay rights and at the end i was like “i totally crushed u tbh i countered every argument you had” and he was like “but did you change my viewpoint tho” and i was like “i can lead a horse to
assbutt-in-the-garrison: vaydra: i was arguing with my (antigay) dad about gay rights and at the end i was like “i totally crushed u tbh i countered every argument you had” and he was like “but did you change my viewpoint tho” and i was like
makeoutstation: makeoutstation: oh my GOD so i was talking to a buddy in psychology and then this kid came in who looked exactly like him and gave him a book he’d forgotten at home and i went “holy shit you have a twin?!?” and he was like “yeah!
oceanashenue: so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his
checkers-dr: homosexualchronicles: senatorgana: today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time and i was worried that
validatemypride-deactivated2012: EVERY SHIP I HAVE EVER SHIPPED- Nick Jonas & Miley Cyrus “We became boyfriend and girlfriend the day we met. He was on a quest to meet me, and he was like, I think you’re beautiful and I really like you. And I
17mul: shialablunt:fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was
itssexualhour: me and my boyfriend were having sex and then he pulled out and the condom was gone, we were like uhh what the fuck? we were freaking out looking around for it and I bent over and he was like “uhh it’s inside you..” and pulled the
fonixe: if anyone ever loses hope just remember one time i was skyping with a very rape cultured uneducated 14 year old boy and yet when he found out i was trans* he asked what it meant and i explained it and he was like “oh that makes sense"
miscsyntique: sodamnrelatable: I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like “I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.” He was partying with Gatsby though
child-abuse-isnt-sexy: homosexualchronicles: senatorgana: today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time and i was worried
shialablunt: fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like
hiddlesnatural:alittleworldofimagination:alittleworldofimagination:castiel-knight-of-hell:strengthcas:Okay, but what if Kevin came back to SPN and he was like this… holy fuck.what if he came back as a demon and was like this D ONT PUT IDEAS LIKE THAT
trans-reaper: reaper was prescribed a back brace 4 his chronic pain but he was like nah i gotta make this look cool so he completely redesigned it to look like a spine hes got a motion control knee braces as well and he was like well u kno what lets
shialablunt:fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like
I saw batman vs superman on my date the other night, and its not my kinda movie and it was like 3 hours long so I was like ommmg end already BUT jeremy irons is in it so every time he spoke I melted plus they sneakily quoted lolita and I was like ohh
hi! im gonna tell you about my day bc it was wonderful amazing perfect yesterday but then I ended up working today so I couldnt ramble .. but now ITS TIMMEEEE.so my best fwand was like ‘hey wanna go on an adventure with me’ and I was like oui oui
in my messages theres one guy who keeps talking to me in a way I probably wouldnt be chill with now and apparently this was around the time I lost my virginity and he said I was acting different and I was like ‘im not a virgin anymore’ and he was
fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re
I was playing comp in overwatch and our Lucio (LUCIO!!) was just…so. MEAN. like he kept calling us trash and worthless and i was like ‘….hey Mercy, are you gold for healing right now?’ and they said yeah and then I told the lucio to
