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“I’m telling you, I had a crazy dream where I was in some dojo wearing nothing but my underwear, and I was apparently gonna fight my girlfriend’s dad. And he was like, super jacked, like Olympic superhero body, and in the most dad kinda
So I was chatting with a friend who I occasionally hook up with on Grindr….This guy is hot as fuck, muscular with an ass that is nothing short of amazing… So he was chatting away and he was like, I’m horny as fuck come on over and slam
barackfuckingobama: I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like “I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
christmasbarakat: my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants
demiredroyal: christmasbarakat: my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my
rnikan: SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER
Last night as I was trying to sleep I had this thought of like “[comic character] is basically Steven if he became a criminal” and it was like a big revelation and I was going to post about it but I had to sleep. And now I can’t even
victuurionice: child-abuse-isnt-sexy: homosexualchronicles: senatorgana: today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time
neenorroar: chrom-o-ween: My favorite story is that one time Tolkien was with some writer friends and he was like “oh I’ve got a new story to show you guys” and one of them was like “as long as it’s not more fucking elves” and it was it
sleepy-bookworm: chrom-o-ween: My favorite story is that one time Tolkien was with some writer friends and he was like “oh I’ve got a new story to show you guys” and one of them was like “as long as it’s not more fucking elves” and it was
phantomdoodler: phantomdoodler: I was talking to a friend about P3 once and about how I keep restarting it and never getting through to the end but I didn’t want spoilers and he was like “did you get to the part where XXX dies?” and I was like
meladoodle: my friend’s teacher kept saying ‘YOLO’ around the school and then people were like ‘why do u keep saying you only live once’ and he was like ‘oh is that what it means?? i thought it was a mix of ‘yo’ and hello’ and it was
egberts:my five year old brother was just like “whys there a sun” and im distracted so i was like “idk” and he was like “UGH ITS JUST A MYSTERY BIG GIANT LIGHT BULB” and im laughing so hard omfg
rnikan: SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20
foxnewsofficial: a few years ago one of my friends was talking in class and the teacher was like “well how about you come and teach the class then” and he was like okay and then actually did a really good job so she sent him out
soontobebritish: “We ran into the hotel room, where the studio was set up. We laid it down and as I was making the quick little beat Liam went [to the bathroom] and he came out and he was like ‘Bro, what if we write a song using all song titles?’
last night me and darfin were talking about our first time (kissing, sex, blah blah) and I tried to be romantic and I was like “before guys would try to show me their penis and I would be like ‘this was fun im going home’ but with you I would
I have been watching top ten lists and I am getting annoyed, the latest list was top ten tv bad bads and I didnt like it so I shall give you my list of five (bc obviously people call so much)damon (tvd)klaus (tvd)ryan atwood (oc)sawyer (lost)chuck bass
OH MY GOD and I just kind of started getting into photography and darf saw one of my pictures I took while at a conservation area and he freaked out and was like ‘this is really good, no really this is really a great picture and if you put it online
![Last night as I was trying to sleep I had this thought of like “[comic character] is basically Steven if he became a criminal” and it was like a big revelation and I was going to post about it but I had to sleep. And now I can’t even](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d0826a5c4d59075df782b2a3aea7b2ae/22129642cb7badc0-bd/s512x512u_c1/a3a2f2a26b24ade84b268c63d24c0a4ad8238d64.jpg)
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