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mosscosmos:okay fuck ALL personality type indicators u know of just forget them right now I have a new one for u and it’s really goodreblog and put IN THE TAGS!!!!! what ur costume was on ur first halloween (or like,, the first one u had a costume for)
christmasbarakat: my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants
My favorite part of Silent Hill 4 is when Richard plummets, like, 4 stories, slams into the ground and is just like “Ouch, damnit” and gets up like it was nothing. He’s also pretty unfazed at being in a whole new plane of existence.
rosguil: rdjobsessions: I once stalked my boyfriends ex on social media for like 7 months and I was feeding info back to him like “omg she had a baby” and one day I showed him a photo of her with the baby and he was like erm babe that’s not my
213498: this really drunk guy came into mcdonalds last night and asked if I was voting for obama or romney and I was just like neither.. we live in canada..? and he was like OMFG WHAT
itsandrewpimentel: supjerbear: supremepeniskingsam: 213498: this really drunk guy came into mcdonalds last night and asked if I was voting for obama or romney and I was just like neither.. we live in canada..? and he was like OMFG WHAT OH MY GOD
samandriel: I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like “I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
barackfuckingobama: I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like “I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
christmasbarakat: my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to
official-2014: My uncle’s a cop and I just called him and he was like “hey I have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now and we’re heading down to the station” and I asked if he was cute and my uncle said “hey, my niece wants
sodamnrelatable: I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like “I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
jackstroubleinatanktop: baracrack: heartssopure-: bABY omg he took so much time with it he was being so careful and the person behind me came up and he was like just a second I’m drawing my self portrait dfgjhkjlk ps nice dick why is his dick on
attoliancrown: queenmurphy: christmasbarakat: my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said
so darfin just texted me ‘I just cut wire shelving for deadmau5’ and I asked him to explain and he was like ‘he asked me to cut wire shelving so I did and people were freaking out and I was wondering why they were excited over shelving but turns
do you guys know the term ‘wheeling’?? like I dont think people use it anymore except as a HAHA THROWBACK SLANG but yeah its basically the whole ‘we arent dating but we like each other and are a thing but not a serious thing’ anywho in grade
deadgoliath: instagramsci: alexeikaramazov: brittanysaysrelax: I feel so bad for her. I wonder if he really thought he was doing something. What do the workers have to do with company policies. That’s like me going into Walmart and berating the
i have a sylveon plush and keychains on my bag and i was at walmart and a guy came up to me and said “nice sylveon” and he smiled and walked away and i was like dsghdsfd//// gonna use my sylveons to talk to cute ppl
looking at engagement rings online because it’s fun and i used to do it all the time when i was bored and A was on the phone with me listening to me prattle on about carats and clarity and cut and color and i picked out what i liked and i said it
