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baby-dom: My boxers have pink lobsters on them
shmegel: does no one realize that the Krusty Krab is made out of a lobster trap Lol
tdrloid: yourbrothershotfriend: souldew: traumatizedofficial: guyfier: which spongebob character is the white gay friend larry the lobster next question larry is that type of gay w/ masc4masc and “no fats no fems” on his Floundr bio Floundr
kinkycornbread: Brown Butter Lobster, Bacon + Crispy Kale and Fontina Pasta
babygirlssweetsurrender: do-not-touch-my-food: Brown Butter Lobster, Bacon and Crispy Kale Pasta Mercy.
foodthesex: Request (fuck-yeah—food) - Grilled Lobster with Sriracha Butter
breakfastburritoe: ordon-village: stunningpicture: Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars. This is transcendental. THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS
notblurryface:davestrider123: lobster-senpai:davestrider123: I freakin love off the wall illuminati theories “Off the wall”. Vans. Vans off the wall. Vans are also cars. Who drives vans? Creeps. Whos creepy? Slenderman. Slenderman wears a suit,
clarknokent: nativeamericanheaux: “why you never treat me to red lobster? 😂😂😂
thespankacademy:So I got my girlfriend a red fox tail 13” with lobster claw hook and a small stainless steel black butt plug from the spank academy ( https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheSpankAcademy , http://thespankacademy.tumblr.com ) Because of privacy
alexander–the-great: stealthydice: Society: Blue is for boys! Pink is for Girls!Me: Gender noncomforming lobster is my new aesthetic.
starshipspirk: revfrog: tenaflyviper: If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway. It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the
teenagesophiebennett: you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
kurgs: skeletongrazed: skeletongrazed: what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ? one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean #i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
fallontonight: Nicki Minaj looks back on her pre-rapping days when she worked at Red Lobster.
alice-is-wet: alice-is-wet: The chubby gif I posted and took down and was so nervous about. *blushing so hard I am as red as a lobster posting this* I feel like I look so chubby in it, but I really liked it at the time. :( And due to encouragement from
he-s-her-lobster: GUYS I’D LIKE TO INTRODUCE THE FEMALE VERSION OF ME
dancingloki: siraurion: vipvictor: ceruleancynic: mechanicaljewel: A lobster is smarter than me. that’s a mantis shrimp and it is definitely smarter than me whattt??!!! It’s because of how they see color. It was probably super obnoxious to
tenaflyviper: If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.
toodrunktofindaurl: Poor Erin. Illustration for Blackout - Chapter Two: “Photos and Lobsters”.
gtbsayso: radicalmuscle: buzzfeed: These facts sound crazy, but they’re actually true. Ok but lobsters are immortal? Functionally immortal, But as with everything inherent in the universe far from invulnerable. A rather cruel trade off You’re
zomey: craigslistdad: and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar I appreciate the Spongebob reference but Mr. Krabs was a crab…Clearly this is Larry the lobsters concerned cousin, Carl the Crawdad, speaking out against the misuse
brookemariethomas: #KeyWest #FL coming through with a nice limit of #Lobster today! Big thanks to @keywestphotog for the last minute hook up today & happy to say we knocked it out of the park in only a half-day 💢🙌🏻 gotta love days where
babyxbruiser: barber-butts: thelocaltrack: beechnutt: 🍽🍑🍽 I think I owe him red lobster 😳 :o 💞
remember the days when you could show a cross-dressing satan lobster on a children’s cartoon show without parents bitching about it?
GIF sounds like Gif, not Jif, because GIF stands for Graphics Interchange Format. Case closed, bring in the dancing lobsters
An enormous insect, so large that it was known as a "tree lobster," was thought extinct but has recently been discovered on a tiny island
oldmellowbricks: The Rowdyruff Boys had two dads and nobody had a problem with it One of them was even a cross-dressing devil lobster. Did anybody complain? Nope.
frozen-lobster: Geoff fixing his magnificent mustache..
fluffy-tigerbear: frozen-lobster: Okay, I promise you this is my last Roosterteeth office move post I will post. Promise. it seems so much smaller
typhlonectes: Feather Star Squat Lobster (Allogalathea elegans) in Cebu, Philippines photograph by TANAKA Juuyoh
thebuttkingpost: tastefullyoffensive: by Imitation Lobster Luv u Zul'Gor
dreime: radioheadofficial: liftingdrifter: BOW DOWN TO THE LOBSTER LIFTING QUEEN idk about yesterday’s total. Maybe like 贶 with the 5 pairs of earrings? Yeah I lifted a vibe from spencers too. A label on the side said there was a security device
bogleech: spacegate: bogleech: dimetrodone: A baby do other people remember when “camel spiders” were like a meme because everyone swore they could scream and leap and eat people’s faces off instead watch this fluffy chicken lobster get scared
montresormeal: kyleehenke: the terrors of the past don’t stop is this like one of those rubber bands they put on lobsters so they don’t pinch you
tryclops:mundanesalad:[plunges hand into water, pulls out a live lobster, and answers it like a phone]Venom (2018)
fishmech: fishmech: imitation-lobster-meat: spookybearghost: I don’t get how a doctor can be so educated but still make a comment like this Maybe Ben Carson has an answer remember that tweet about “how come the news never runs a story about
operativesurprise:marinebioblr:Spiny lobster feeding time! These guys are generally pole-fed since they’re scattered all over their exhibit, but a few have learned that they get fast and easy food delivery by waltzing right to up to the feeder.
medicinemane: magicbubblepipe: techs-mechs: robot lobster why why not?
ivanaskye:archaeos:Hollywood archaeology: Secret treasure! Hidden maps! Ancient tombs!Actual archaeology: so I wanted to find a picture of the lobster andbehold! an archaeologist
vergak:Let me in the lobster hotbox
randomitemdrop:warandpeas:The Power of the HatThe Power of the HatView On WordPressItem: Pointed Hat of Lobster Discount Compulsion
somethingusefulfromflorida:crazy-brazilian:When I die, I want somebody to use my body the way this guy used the lobster’s shell
vysjewelry:Gold, enamel, and diamond lobster ring, René Lalique, c. 1900 (at Tadema Gallery)
smooshless:somethingusefulfromflorida:ifightformyfriends: You’re telling me a LOBSTER squeezed this lime? Gin and clawnic This is the future the Flintstones wanted for us.
altrdecho:blovis cray lobster science
pencilbrony:froody:helpeverythingiscats:froody:froody:froody:favorite type of crustacean? crayfish/yabbies/crawdads 🦞lobsters 🦞shrimp/prawns 🦐krill 🦐crabs 🦀isopod/pillbug/roly polybarnaclesamphipods/copepodsSee Resultsbeautiful large freshwater
weirdlandtv:THE SERENADE. Illustration by Brynolf Wennerberg for PUCK magazine, 1914.We were at the beachEverybody had matching towelsSomebody went under a dockAnd there they saw a rockIt wasn’t a rockIt was a rock lobsterRock lobster
davestrider123:lobster-senpai:davestrider123: I freakin love off the wall illuminati theories “Off the wall”. Vans. Vans off the wall. Vans are also cars. Who drives vans? Creeps. Whos creepy? Slenderman. Slenderman wears a suit, so Natalia
iswearimnotnaked: weloveshortvideos: He’s scared of Lobsters this is really fucked up????? why is this considered funny????????
corporateaccount: me as a crab, lobster or scorpion: *snip*!!!
comrade-lobster: headcanon that lucio is scared of sym
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![tryclops:mundanesalad:[plunges hand into water, pulls out a live lobster, and answers it like a phone]Venom (2018)](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_2ad514263257_128.png){kind=avatar}
