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the-iridescence: (by lobster and swan)
teenagesophiebennett: you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
whataterriblethought: Remember the days when you could show a cross-dressing satan lobster on a children’s cartoon show without parents bitching about it? Oh those were the days.
breakfastburritoe: ordon-village: stunningpicture: Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars. This is transcendental. THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS
goldfisses: im-so-fancyy: alexander–the-great: stealthydice: Society: Blue is for boys! Pink is for Girls!Me: Gender noncomforming lobster is my new aesthetic. okay so ur arms and head r boys and ur ass is girls okay i can totally get down with
psa to skinny people:
starshipspirk: revfrog: tenaflyviper: If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway. It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the
prettypasta: Spaghetti with Lobster
missrobichaux: what i need after watching that girl getting finger blasted by lobster claws
braceletsandtasteless: Unisex distressed brown 5x wrap leather bracelet with sterling silver feather charm, silver lobster clasp & extension chain, gifts for men
fyblackwomenart: when he f*** me good i take his ass to red lobster by jenniferhom
ordon-village: stunningpicture: Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars. This is transcendental.
dancingloki: siraurion: vipvictor: ceruleancynic: mechanicaljewel: A lobster is smarter than me. that’s a mantis shrimp and it is definitely smarter than me whattt??!!! It’s because of how they see color. It was probably super obnoxious to
bloodrock-lobster: Character: [doesnt have any dialogue. Barely ever seen in source material & fanworks. Has minimal, if any, provided backstory] Me, pushing aside fan faves: HEY. YOU THERE. hEy . T H E R E. Hey, you there, i see you over there,
food-porn-diary:Lobster mac-n-cheese made with gruyère cheese, cheddar, smoked gouda and a béchamel sauce. [1080 × 1350]
shlevy: pervocracy: SCIENCE FACT: anyone is allowed to make up collective names for animals like “a decadence of sloths” or “a scuttle of cockroaches” or “a pinchfest of lobsters.” There’s no regulatory body approving or collecting these
theshitpostcalligrapher: glumshoe: theforgottenkey: glumshoe: Cute pet names to call your significant other: -Incandescent One -Golden and Shimmering One -Master of the Crabs -Seething Nuclear Chaos -Lobster of the Deep -Leech of the Aeons -Ultimate
itsnethew: gomalemo: Spiny Lobster Dragon Dang! Super cool!
ottertoad: counterbalancing: imitation-lobster-meat: headspace-hotel: everythingstarstuff: 90’s babies how are you not???traumatized?!??? we are me want Honeycomb This is him now… Feel old?
2ndsubstance: twoheadedangel: the tenderness…. the whole quote is very heartwarming: “And we are not the only animal that has to teach our young. Old lobsters show their migration routes to young ones by holding claws, the way we hold hands, and
tonysopranobignaturals:not a fan of capitalism and consumerism, but will I spend money on a bumper sticker that says “i’m wanted in all 50 states for tax evasion” with a lobster on it? yes.
von-felden:memewhore:Fools, she is force choking the lobster.
kurgs: skeletongrazed: skeletongrazed: what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ? one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean #i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
whatsagarb: ruinedchildhood: Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters. When I was little I thought they actually did this in court rageomega dumbledorethedragonborn thatfatwhiteguy mattroid7 b-boyleroy
notblurryface:davestrider123: lobster-senpai:davestrider123: I freakin love off the wall illuminati theories “Off the wall”. Vans. Vans off the wall. Vans are also cars. Who drives vans? Creeps. Whos creepy? Slenderman. Slenderman wears a suit,
thedailywhat: Lights Out: Presumed extinct for over 80 years, the Lord Howe Island Stick Insect — or “tree lobster” as its also known because it’s freakin’ huge — was rediscovered in 2001 on neighboring Ball’s Pyramid. Fast forward to last
pinkmonkeystl: We had bad crab legs so we switched to lobster eggs benedict!
bluethongdotcom: “When he f*ck me good I take his ass to Red Lobster” 🤘🏼
eternallybutthurt: there’s lobsters on my bum
peeled-lobster: This might be the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen
pythosart: I’m so sorry for the lack of art, guys! It just isn’t happening lately. Soon, though! These art slumps never last Here’s a critter that was supposed to be based on a matamata, but everything went a bit lobster towards the end
digimemory: people saying they want evan peters’ lobster claw fingers inside of them
stunningpicture: Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.
whatsagarb: ruinedchildhood: Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters. When I was little I thought they actually did this in court
beranu: tastefullyoffensive: by Imitation Lobster STOP
sodomymcscurvylegs: surprisebitch: fluffyrabidkitten: tdrloid: yourbrothershotfriend: souldew: traumatizedofficial: guyfier: which spongebob character is the white gay friend larry the lobster next question larry is that type of gay w/ masc4masc
Happy New Year! Have wonderful and safe New Year celebration! Enjoy this New Year party lobster!
im-so-fancyy: alexander–the-great: stealthydice: Society: Blue is for boys! Pink is for Girls!Me: Gender noncomforming lobster is my new aesthetic.
marble-pie: starshipspirk: revfrog: tenaflyviper: If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway. It has returned to my dash and I cannot
furtherfromage: A Monkee is dead, it’s true, and that’s sad. But, cheer up - the giant tree lobster, presumed extinct since 1920, is alive and well after all!
fuck-your-insecurity: gtbsayso: radicalmuscle: buzzfeed: These facts sound crazy, but they’re actually true. Ok but lobsters are immortal? Functionally immortal, But as with everything inherent in the universe far from invulnerable. A rather
dirtyknbconfessions: “I wanna see Aomine getting filled with Lobster-kun’s ‘tartar sauce’" - Anonymous submitter [Image Source]
Every goddamn week I forget I made this. And every goddamn week I scroll by, am hit in the face with it with the shock and force of a lobster fresh from the northern Atlantic.
perverted-slutt: i look like a lobster 😩
bongjoonsho:The Favourite (2018) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos
dailyflicks:THE LOBSTER2015 | dir. Yorgos Lanthimos