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That’s it, I’m moving to Antarctica
Where’s a time machine when you need one?
Praise be to the Almighty Crustacean
poormichelle:The time JAY-Z took Beyonce to Nobu, and Chad took Michelle to Red Lobster… #poormichelle His sexy self could take me to McDonald’s
djangodurango: makememandy: there used to be a satanic, crosss-dressing lobster on tv and nobody complained Holy shit, this guy. He was my favorite, after that clown that turned into a mime and sucked all the color and sound out of the town. Oh those
Tuna lobster ‘panini’. Lets see how good it is.
wwiao: lgbtlaughs: bluerthanvelvet: Remember the days when you could show a cross-dressing satan lobster on a children’s cartoon show without parents bitching about it? Oh those were the days. Him is forever the greatest cross-dresser.
smartassporn: Now can I order the lobster?…….
ordon-village: stunningpicture: Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars. This is transcendental.
generallynautical: Holding this huge lobster is Joe Snow, who fishes on the F/V Snowballed, out of Spruce Head Island, Maine. The boat is captained by his brother Luke Snow. “Been on lots of offshore boats and never seen one this big. Too big to fit
I made this for some reason like a year ago and the only context I can remember was Dwayne the rock lobster
inbipornwetrust: Source: http://bisexzone.tumblr.com/ Lobster jackfruit is so fucking tasty.
stickysheep: pltnmghost: rainbowmeatsocks: Goddamnit Space Dandy… I KNEW IT! I FREAKING KNEW IT!!! Yerpppppp. The best things are timeless
Thirty six 1.5# lobsters! #myjob #food #live #J&LCatering #instaphoto (Taken with Instagram)
urbanarchives: “The Mechanical man. George German, of the Lobster Club, was the human robot in the annual Mummers’ Parade today. He demonstrated the mechanical man of the future.” 1936, Jan. 1. From the George D. McDowell Philadelphia Evening
dearestdummies: bimbography: Center of attention…. A sign of through preparation: she has a little towel on her chest, like a lobster bib, to clean the boys up after they are finished. This one might turn out to be the bimbo Martha Stewart, and that’s
The Stillest Hour | Official Trailer [HD] | CockyBoysI tend to dig feature-length porn films (as evidenced by my over-giffing of The Drifter and To the Last Man), so I am quite looking forward to the release of Jake Jaxson’s The Stillest Hour.
tastefullyoffensive: by Imitation Lobster
whatsagarb: ruinedchildhood: Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters. When I was little I thought they actually did this in court
my-dick-is-a-metaphor: *tony stark voice* steve rogers is a lobster pass it on
whatsagarb: ruinedchildhood: Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters. When I was little I thought they actually did this in court @
aishaneko: remember the days when you could show a cross-dressing satan lobster on a children’s cartoon show without parents bitching about it
wavemotions:Looks like a lobster tail to me? what do you think? by Cameron Watts Follow on 500px | Follow on Facebook
philsgoodman: same Evolution was WRONG!
beeekay: Case dismissed Bring in the dancing lobsters
lizardburp-hates-lobsters: Don’t wanna go to work
lifejoyaddict: 36oz Lobster tail… and yes it was still tender (OC)[2448 × 3264]
rule34com: Leela Is Having Lobster Tonight
kissmeimlazy: Learn Something-Due to a genetic defect that causes and overabundance of protein to develop, one in every three million or so North American lobsters is electric blue in color. The rare crustaceans can bring a hefty bounty, despite the
WHOA RIGHTEOUS!!! 420 tumblr posts weed each day 421 now uhg! hamada lobster is my proud 420
auroristar: Lobster. By me. awesome :]
superchocbear and I were sitting too far away to get really good photos, but these two sexy fucks are obviously at Red Lobster for endless shrimp too.
timothydelaghetto: Seared foie gras, oysters, and lobster poutine at this cool little spot La Bodega that Chia took me to. #fancycanadians
livefrombmore: Bitches sellin pussy for Red Lobster. SMH! Funny!
vickumss: Important:: read below please! Meet my cats: Babylon, a 12 year old gray tabby Irvine, a 9 year old orange tabby Ignatius, a 7 year old maine coon I’m a 19 year old sophomore in art school working a part time bussing job at Red Lobster.
Remember the days when you could show a cross-dressing satan lobster on a children’s cartoon show without parents bitching about it? Oh those were the days.
ruinedchildhood: Amanda Bynes was arrested for DUI … Court dismissed… BRING IN THE DANCING LOBSTERS!
bromigo2013: SEXY RED LOBSTER BOY Nice
goddessshani: Lobster Lord, save us all.
pt-andersonfan: Lea Seydoux in The Lobster (2015)
tenaflyviper: If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.
ryanstruck: Sunny Garcia lobster diving in Panama
most-awkward-moments: This blog will make you laugh so hard you’ll cry! False: The water there was too cold for the species of lobster served on the ship.
ellievhall: Patrick Stewart. As a lobster. For Halloween. [x]
curveappeal: Esther Williams Bathing Beauty Swimsuit in Lobster Print at Modcloth (via shopstyle)
deadend: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: tenaflyviper: If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway. I cannot think of any good reason why
dancingloki: siraurion: vipvictor: ceruleancynic: mechanicaljewel: A lobster is smarter than me. that’s a mantis shrimp and it is definitely smarter than me whattt??!!! It’s because of how they see color. It was probably super obnoxious to
everybody-loves-to-eat:Lobster nachos. <3
breakfastburritoe: ordon-village: stunningpicture: Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars. This is transcendental. THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS
sex-like-a-nympho: appropriately getting red underwear the same day i turn into a lobster.
Anyone wanna make lobster out of my arm? (Taken with Instagram)
Baked Stuffed Lobster recipe by the BBQ Pit Boys (by BarbecueWeb)
creativeconflagration: socialismartnature: Waitress Finds ‘None, N****r’ Written As Her Tip From Racist Customers (IMAGE) 19-year-old nursing school student Toni Christina Jenkins works at a Red Lobster in Nashville, Tennessee to earn a living.
vipvictor: ceruleancynic: mechanicaljewel: A lobster is smarter than me. that’s a mantis shrimp and it is definitely smarter than me whattt??!!!
Remember the days when you could show a cross-dressing satan lobster on a children’s cartoon show without parents bitching about it?
tenaflyviper: If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway. I’ve been waiting for this shit to pop up on my dash!
![The Stillest Hour | Official Trailer [HD] | CockyBoysI tend to dig feature-length porn films (as evidenced by my over-giffing of The Drifter and To the Last Man), so I am quite looking forward to the release of Jake Jaxson’s The Stillest Hour.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d7d3524cff39a0fe859c4312aa8e7bf9/tumblr_o30tbgyYzv1tz6aq3o1_250.gif)
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![auroristar: Lobster. By me. awesome :]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0har2ImAO1qjifj3o1_250.jpg)
![ellievhall: Patrick Stewart. As a lobster. For Halloween. [x]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/74198454cc6f87377553de9c844b99df/tumblr_mvjmgvE8D31s2w5cto1_250.png)
