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outofcontextdnd: “Please stop sexualizing my lobster”
corporateaccount: me as a crab, lobster or scorpion: *snip*!!!
chongoblog:xtec:artists when they die and get reincarnated as lobsters so they can see more colors this gif will be 1000 times better when I get reincarnated
oldmellowbricks: The Rowdyruff Boys had two dads and nobody had a problem with it One of them was even a cross-dressing devil lobster. Did anybody complain? Nope.
teenagesophiebennett: you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
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smallgovernment: what’s the difference between an old greyhound bus terminal and a lobster with 36B breasts? one’s a crusty bus station and the other’s a busty crustacean
leesungee: fuckyeah-nerdery: thescienceofrandom: Jake’s Perfect Sandwich lobster soul. Did he just kill a bird and put it in his sammich? Tears?
papibitch: i can’t believe i grew up to be the gay satan lobster from powerpuff girls
breakfastburritoe: ordon-village: stunningpicture: Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars. This is transcendental. THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS
pinkiepiebones:nicosound:IT LOOKS LIKE A PISSED OFF LOBSTERWELCOME TO RED LOBSTER TODAY’S SPECIAL IS GO FUCK YOURSELF
lunchbox-philosopher: skeletongrazed: skeletongrazed: what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ? one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean everyone stop this is my new favorite joke ever
tastefullyoffensive: Cheat day. (by Imitation Lobster)
socialismartnature: Waitress Finds ‘None, N****r’ Written As Her Tip From Racist Customers (IMAGE) 19-year-old nursing school student Toni Christina Jenkins works at a Red Lobster in Nashville, Tennessee to earn a living. Working in the food services
liamdryden: letsboldlygomotherfuckers: tumblr put a warning on this post for containing sensitive content BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I ALWAYS CLICK BECAUSE I’M ALWAYS CURIOUS AND IT’S ALWAYS THIS FUCKING KAZOOKEYLELE SKATEBOARDING LOBSTER
weloveblackgirls: dickstranglerrrr: eccentric-nae: ahnyala: afrorevolution: Or I don’t know you budget , so I prefer if you chose. FUCKING REAL Im not gone say Red Lobster when you got McDonals money💰… 📠 I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY
puffsaddy: thestrength: revyspite: oneoakdutch: ryjri: yivialo: :) Yikes WHO RUNS THESE ACCOUNTS?! JESUS LMFALOOO Wendy’s and Red Lobster ain’t fucking around! black people running these twitter accounts.
pardonmewhileipanic: fatgirlopinions: sandandglass:The Nightly Show, April 7, 2015 But lobster and sushi is food??? How can you be mad at them for buying food with their food stamps???? because the poor aren’t allowed to be treated like humans and
starshipspirk: revfrog: tenaflyviper: If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway. It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the
gtbsayso: radicalmuscle: buzzfeed: These facts sound crazy, but they’re actually true. Ok but lobsters are immortal? Functionally immortal, But as with everything inherent in the universe far from invulnerable. A rather cruel trade off You’re
notblurryface:davestrider123: lobster-senpai:davestrider123: I freakin love off the wall illuminati theories “Off the wall”. Vans. Vans off the wall. Vans are also cars. Who drives vans? Creeps. Whos creepy? Slenderman. Slenderman wears a suit,
meekaleeks: meekaleeks: How much do I have to pay someone to feed me Doritos in the nude, asking for a friend Clarifications: We’re both nude. But I have one of those lobster bibs on to prevent crumb spillage. You are humming gregorian chants.
whatsagarb: ruinedchildhood: Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters. When I was little I thought they actually did this in court
thebaconsandwichofregret: skycrewperalta: barricadeur: John Mulaney is hosting SNL, and they just did a lobster-themed “Les Misérables” parody…. the world is a beautiful place. John and colin Jost wrote this sketch in 2010 when john was a writer
new-state-of-manny: catchymemes: Conditional Immortality of Lobsters omfg I’m saving this!!
do-not-touch-my-food: Lobster Mac and Cheese
do-not-touch-my-food: Lobster & Spinach Pizza with Bacon & Fontina
do-not-touch-my-food: Lobster Roll
dancingloki: siraurion: vipvictor: ceruleancynic: mechanicaljewel: A lobster is smarter than me. that’s a mantis shrimp and it is definitely smarter than me whattt??!!! It’s because of how they see color. It was probably super obnoxious to
kickgrrl: bitterbitchclubpresident: micdotcom: snazzy-lobster: micdotcom: NBC aired 6,755 hours of Olympics coverage this year — and just 66 hours of the Paralympics. Look at all the awesome sh*t we’re missing! They’re breaking world records
thatssoyesterdayuk: Seriously can’t stop thinking about this clutch from @skinnydiplondon 😭😭 Makes me want to dye my hair red, and find a lobster that can sing. 🐠🐟🐬🌌🐠🐟🐬 #fbloggers #bbloggers #lbloggers #skinnydip #clutch
wynterwillow: foshoitsnikki: Remember time Drake got beat up by a baby lobster And Josh just stood there eating popcorn and laughing. This reminds me of how tumblr is sometimes.
ordon-village: stunningpicture: Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars. This is transcendental.
the-spirit-evolution: We all Know Evan Peters as American Horror story Lobster Boy: Tate: and Kyle: BUT Some of us also remember him as this dork from Phil of the future. Never forget Seth Wosner.
alexander–the-great: stealthydice: Society: Blue is for boys! Pink is for Girls!Me: Gender noncomforming lobster is my new aesthetic.
I thought it said lobsters
whitedogblog: Rough Seas Near Lobster Point, Robert Henri, 1903
speak-low: The Lobster, Yorgos Lanthimos.
unflirty: bondoge: unflirty: when i die, cremate me and put my ashes into the pepper shakers at my favorite restaurant what the fuck (it’s red lobster)
gentlemansessentials: Lobster With Garlic Gentleman’s Essentials
tastefullyoffensive: by Imitation Lobster
the-pussy-factory: Gift Submitted By: @pretywetlady My Tongue Got A Cramp Just Looking at This One! I’m Going To Need A Lobster Bib And A Large Towel! Damn'it Girl!
officialunitedstates: they’re not lobsters, they’re lob sirs and they earned that title
murderthehypotenuse: I love how dwarf fortress labels forgotten beasts as “uninvited guests”yes, i certainly didn’t invite this giant lobster that breathes firenot that he isn’t lovely company, but everyone keeps dying
bloodrock-lobster: @olibathore
insert-witty-comment: Overflowing lobster roll for lunch [OC] via /r/FoodPorn
feministbatwoman: Toni Christina Jenkins, the waitress who got a racist slur in lieu of a tip, just got suspended from her job at red lobster. Because protecting racists is more important than protecting your customers. If you have the money/ spoons,
homophobic: unclefather: Fuck me with your claws. Stick your dick in my vagina and stick one crab claw in my ass and one in my mouth. Impregnate me with lobsters. I want to become the mother of a shellfish. @staff remove this blog immediately
crissle: So over the holidays I caught a craving and decided to make cheddar biscuits like Red Lobster’s. I had a box of beignet mix on hand from a trip to New Orleans and decided to use that instead of regular dough. They turned out amazing and we
stunningpicture: Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.
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