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mentaltimetraveller: Bea FremdermanHow to Do Nothing with Nobody All Alone by YourselfShoot the Lobster, New York, US2017
halogenic: Lobster Telephone or Aphrodisiac Telephone (1936) - Salvador Dalí
cinqfruits: Lobster and fresh water
translover1969:Mmmmmm…love me some lobster tail 😋
1o17: Help the dog Invite me when you cook his ass
The money turn my tuna into lobster
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lucidnee: I’m about to go eat some Rob lobster biscuits y'all want some? I’m jealous, I love those
sincerelyhowifeel: blackpoeticinjustice: nativeamericanheaux: “why you never treat me to red lobster? LMFAO yall aint shit I hate y'all
lunchbox-philosopher: skeletongrazed: skeletongrazed: what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ? one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean everyone stop this is my new favorite joke ever
factsmyguy: hotephoetips: buttcheekpalmkang: kingjaffejoffer: She a real one She deserves Red Lobster. honestly women from Marietta are the realist out Salute
bando–grand-scamyon: asensuality: snazzy-lobster: asensuality: White ppl humor is literally so dry and unfunny like we get it Brettford ur racist and u smoke weed Black ppl humor is literally so dry and unfunny like we get it Marquis ur racist
cravingsatmidnight:Lobster Roll
spokenwordajcp: arievogues: cuethetrou: paninimami: counterbalancing: imitation-lobster-meat: headspace-hotel: everythingstarstuff: 90’s babies how are you not???traumatized?!??? we are me want Honeycomb Omg totally forgot about this thing
scootsenshi:Didnt get to gonto the beach…this was the look before the ugly makeup.From Lobsters to Flames Excuse the cotton pad. Stealing my limelight.
digimemory: people saying they want evan peters’ lobster claw fingers inside of them
laughinggwynplaine:Alexander Klingspor (Swedish, b. 1977) Champaigne and Lobster
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dancingloki:siraurion:vipvictor:ceruleancynic: mechanicaljewel: A lobster is smarter than me. that’s a mantis shrimp and it is definitely smarter than me whattt??!!! It’s because of how they see color. It was probably super obnoxious to them
asensuality: snazzy-lobster: asensuality: White ppl humor is literally so dry and unfunny like we get it Brettford ur racist and u smoke weed Black ppl humor is literally so dry and unfunny like we get it Marquis ur racist and u smoke weed
Nerval enthusiast Evonne Kummer with lobster at NY World Fair, 1940’s.
gtbsayso: radicalmuscle: buzzfeed: These facts sound crazy, but they’re actually true. Ok but lobsters are immortal? Functionally immortal, But as with everything inherent in the universe far from invulnerable. A rather cruel trade off You’re
castielandmoriarty: unicorncastiell: Sam’s first and last words to Dean. go fucking sit in a corner you lil lobster
pinenuttrekkie: John Mulaney serving looks but not lobsters on SNL (x)
classically-curvaceous: tlcrmt: ~Oooh ooh hot hot hot…~ I always make the bath too hot! — I feel your plight! I always end up looking like a lobster. But, hot or not, I love your tub. And you look as though you’ve got a love/hate relationship
sexmoneypizzaparty:lobster woman.
lindslayjones: I’m watching a Red Lobster commercial (X)
seabelle: dustjacketattic: Lobster Grilled Cheese where do they make this, heaven?
missrobichaux: what i need after watching that girl getting finger blasted by lobster claws
tylerjamesblair: #lobsters | it looks worse in real life..
londonprophecy: If all was Rescue Bots there would be no problems Only adorable Robots with a cute family, saving the town from lava and flying lobsters
thedelicategoldenhazard: gtbsayso: radicalmuscle: buzzfeed: These facts sound crazy, but they’re actually true. Ok but lobsters are immortal? Functionally immortal, But as with everything inherent in the universe far from invulnerable. A rather
i-am-menial: Seriously, what’s the thing Hasbro have with Lobster?
foodffs: Easy Lobster Scampi with LinguiniReally nice recipes. Every hour.Show me what you cooked!
lothiriel84: starshipspirk: revfrog: tenaflyviper: If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway. It has returned to my dash and I cannot
olibathore: THE SQUAAAAAD in Don’t Starve. I had so much fun with this. fade-lobster helped me with Henryk’s icon cuz I could not fuckin do it.
iwokeupinlondon: Remember the days when you could show a cross-dressing satan lobster on a children’s cartoon show without parents bitching about it?
youjustremembered: Dancing Lobster from “The Amanda Show”
teenagesophiebennett: you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
oldmellowbricks: The Rowdyruff Boys had two dads and nobody had a problem with it One of them was even a cross-dressing devil lobster. Did anybody complain? Nope.
comrade-lobster:so i just finished bayonetta and…
m0thwash:You see, something I’ve had to come to terms with in my adult life is the fact that I ship living alien slime with a dirty middle aged man that’s losing his mind and bites into living lobsters.
fuckyeahstartrek: Patrick Stewart just posted this pic to his twitter How can one NOT reblog?
whatsagarb: ruinedchildhood: Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters. When I was little I thought they actually did this in court
facetowelsandlotion: Red Lobster Biscuits!
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dancingloki: siraurion: vipvictor: ceruleancynic: mechanicaljewel: A lobster is smarter than me. that’s a mantis shrimp and it is definitely smarter than me whattt??!!! It’s because of how they see color. It was probably super obnoxious to
