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whatsagarb: ruinedchildhood: Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters. When I was little I thought they actually did this in court
dancingloki: siraurion: vipvictor: ceruleancynic: mechanicaljewel: A lobster is smarter than me. that’s a mantis shrimp and it is definitely smarter than me whattt??!!! It’s because of how they see color. It was probably super obnoxious to
squeakthewritepony: tggeko: gtbsayso: radicalmuscle: buzzfeed: These facts sound crazy, but they’re actually true. Ok but lobsters are immortal? Functionally immortal, But as with everything inherent in the universe far from invulnerable. A
greenllamajeans: gtbsayso: radicalmuscle: buzzfeed: These facts sound crazy, but they’re actually true. Ok but lobsters are immortal? Functionally immortal, But as with everything inherent in the universe far from invulnerable. A rather cruel
lophiusdragon: sixpenceee: The Calico Lobster are covered in orange blotches. The University of Maine says the odds of finding one are about one in 30 million. it looks like a fire type pokemon
ginger-beef: sperminherman: Bronzed Bombshells III (18 of 50) Green shower. God I wish I could tan like this.Instead it goes from translucent to lobster red.
t-okeefe: skywaltzer: shmegel: does no one realize that the Krusty Krab is made out of a lobster trap W My childhood, it’s ruined.
teenagesophiebennett: you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
ruinedchildhood: Remember time Drake got beat up by a baby lobster
oldmellowbricks: The Rowdyruff Boys had two dads and nobody had a problem with it One of them was even a cross-dressing devil lobster. Did anybody complain? Nope.
alexander–the-great: stealthydice: Society: Blue is for boys! Pink is for Girls!Me: Gender noncomforming lobster is my new aesthetic.
looking-at-the-universe:NGC 6357, Cat’s Pawn Nebula (left/down) and NGC 6334, Lobster Nebula (right/above)
yummyinmytumbly: Late Summer Corn And Lobster French Onion Chowder with Gruyère Toasties
blkbruja: failureatperfection: Last night 🎉 After 5 cocktails & some lobster. Oh and I heard we’re not hiding fupas no more so pls let me live guys x she is everything wow
belly-rubs: 🐶 fell asleep on the beach and woke up lookin’ like a lobster 🦞 #dadbod #fearthefur (at Folly Beach, South Carolina)https://www.instagram.com/p/BwxkgIcnYde/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=cyn1sbvssgml
localcolombia: I dare you to find a hairier lobster
2ndsubstance: twoheadedangel: the tenderness…. the whole quote is very heartwarming: “And we are not the only animal that has to teach our young. Old lobsters show their migration routes to young ones by holding claws, the way we hold hands, and
fuckyeahwearehungry: Red Lobster’s Cheese Cheddar Biscuits.
amyblogschow: Celebrating baby Juliana at her Red Egg Ceremony with broiled mayo lobster (and seven other courses). (at Asian Jewels Seafood Restaurant 敦城海鲜酒家)
amyblogschow: Celebrating baby Juliana at her Red Egg Ceremony with broiled mayo lobster in an eight-course feast that also included roast pork; lamb chops; seafood soup; abalone, mushrooms and pea shoots; and a teriyaki broiled cod that I was too full
creativeconflagration: socialismartnature: Waitress Finds ‘None, N****r’ Written As Her Tip From Racist Customers (IMAGE) 19-year-old nursing school student Toni Christina Jenkins works at a Red Lobster in Nashville, Tennessee to earn a living.
thegirlfriendyouwant: Lobster and shrimp 😻 Kik: Mixedwhite14
theshyghost: cimmerianweathers: Crow and Blossom, Ohara Koson, 1910. Woodblock print. @bloodrock-lobster
blondebrainpower: Hairy squat lobster also called ‘fairy crab’
tenaflyviper: If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.
do-not-touch-my-food: Lobster Roll
montresormeal: kyleehenke: the terrors of the past don’t stop is this like one of those rubber bands they put on lobsters so they don’t pinch you
breakfastburritoe: ordon-village: stunningpicture: Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars. This is transcendental. THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS
lunchbox-philosopher: skeletongrazed: skeletongrazed: what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ? one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean everyone stop this is my new favorite joke ever
im-so-fancyy: alexander–the-great: stealthydice: Society: Blue is for boys! Pink is for Girls!Me: Gender noncomforming lobster is my new aesthetic.
the-anal-destiny: Would someone kindly escort me to Red Lobster after relations?
emilociraptor: C E N T A U R M E R M A I D S WITH LOBSTER FASHION ACCESSORIES
automotivated: crash—test: Gallardo (by rectangular.lobster)
Most times we don’t know the full value of a moment until it’s a memory…..#Good Friday #FridayNight #OneForTheBooks #DayLikeThis #WishTheseMomentsLastForever (at Red Lobster - Pearland, TX)
verticalfood: Lobster Mac and Cheese i wish i could eat that
shmegel: does no one realize that the Krusty Krab is made out of a lobster trap Mind blown! Lol
baby-dom: My boxers have pink lobsters on them
kurgs: skeletongrazed: skeletongrazed: what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ? one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean #i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
celihime: Fates aka the game w/ families who have way too much armor detail for poor lil old me
megamog: The Royal Siblings
pumpkin-king-98: Beach DLC from Fire Emblem Fates
joowons: Orabang, I have to eat lobster. Don’t stop me.
starshipspirk: revfrog: tenaflyviper: If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway. It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the
thejaguarr: Best. Lobster. Bib. Ever.
papibitch: i can’t believe i grew up to be the gay lobster from powerpuff girls
itscolossal: Upcycled Lobster Shells are Transformed into Functional Planters and Packages
blackrush: A day in Rome and already feeling like a lobster 🦞🙊
speak-low: The Lobster, Yorgos Lanthimos.
grandrieux: Yorgos Lanthimos, ‘The Lobster’ (Poster detail). 2015.
