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benwarheit: Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let
disgustinganimals: franklytriggering: atishan: A cat on a platter. disgustinganimals waiter, this is certainly NOT what I ordered. send it back
tinakris: waitwhatdidtheysay: crazymanjoel: Trying to teach etiquette to an Australian [captions] P1: “The waiter gives you your dish, but it’s not the one you ordered. What do we say?” P2: “ ‘Scuze me, cunt- WRONG.” @darlingheda pls
maryburgers: benwarheit: Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier
cerastes:When it’s been 40 minutes since you placed your order and you’re really hungry but you still are waiting patiently because you know the food industry is hard and you hope the waiters and cooks are having a good day.
starry-genome: sos-sos-sooos: fruitliquid: You order this burger and it comes with a little chunk missing. “What’s this?” You ask. “That’s the 5% that was donated to the local police association. See?” The waiter points to a booth full
detectivegargoyle: benwarheit: Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s
tonysopranobignaturals:gardenianoire:harryshouse:nah fuck celebritiesthe very least they could have done was not have a waitstaff all those waiters deserve at least ũM in compensation each for having to work for the kardashians on a private island during
incorrectmlpships: Waiter: And what would you like? Pinkie: A milkshake with two straws Rarity: Aw, thanks babe- Pinkie, putting both straws in her mouth: Watch how fast I can drink this
aurumacadicus:Me: *has to show ID for a drink*Waiter: Oh! Nineteen hundreds! Nice!Me:Me:Me, voice cracking: Please don’t ever say that to me again
jame7t:benk625-blog:benk625-blog:cryptotheism:jame7t:demilypyro:jame7t:Um, waiter? I’m bisexual today. Get me something bisexuals would eat. the FN P90oh fuck yum the FN P90 Cracks open this bad boy and sucks out the meat like a snow crabHold on, I
nocoe-pron: A waiter Virde that’s ready to serve~What are you gonna get? a drink perhaps? maybe even a… Ko-fi…? (Nice Segue, Ross) That’s right, I opened a Ko-Fi as a lil tip jar to help me save towards things I may need. I’ll further explain
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tsukum: i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!”
tandemegg: If you don’t say thank you when the waiter/waitress refills your drink I will fuckin say it for you
baroquen-sol: waiter: how’s your meal?shakira: it’s wonderful thanksshakira’s hips: she hates itshakira: son of a
ulanji: tsukum: i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!”
ajayghalaid: Me: Hi yes can I have a glass of water please? Waiter: Sorry miss that’s an Xbox One exclusive
greencarnations: hipsterloli: Japan has a bara maid cafe and im typing this from the airport IF YOU ORDER A CAN OF BEER, THE WAITER WILL POUR IT FOR YOU AND THEN CRUSH THE CAN FOR ห YOU CAN ORDER THE “WALL OF MEAT,” WHERE THEY STAND AROUND YOU
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nintendette:my friends and i were playing fuck marry kill at a restaurant and our waiter was gonna ask how our food was but he heard “I’d fuck goofy"and walked away immediately.
letshearitforthisclown: catch me getting shit thrown at me at the red lobster for calling my waiter “the lobster bitch”
softnsquishable: When you overhear the bridesmaid and the waiter talking shit from the back row
greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:hi waiter could I get the spaghetti I promise I’ll behave this time
yourplayersaidwhat: In the run down lawless part of the city. Went to a pirate bar as a party of underage boarding school kids. There’s a skeleton with an eye patch working as a waiter with a sign around his neck that reads DON’T TURN ME, I
lizardsister:when your non-binary friend offers to buy you dinner and the waiter hands you the bill
charlottan:noellevanious:charlottan:waiter theres a gouger in my soupjesse you gotta - oh sorry. i thought it said walter. sorry. that was a close oneyou better be more careful in the future WATCH OUT! A GOUGAR!
didihearthereadyset: didihearthereadyset: didihearthereadyset: I have a really hot waiter. Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
partybarackisinthehousetonight: i can’t believe this, i thought what we had was special. you met my family and made me dinner. now all of a sudden you claim you’re a “waiter” and you’re just “doing your job”
officialunitedstates: going into a restaurant and ordering “bread stinks” so that the waiter thinks you’re ordering bread sticks but isn’t really sure why you’d pronounce it like that
greencarnations: hipsterloli: Japan has a bara maid cafe and im typing this from the airport IF YOU ORDER A CAN OF BEER, THE WAITER WILL POUR IT FOR YOU AND THEN CRUSH THE CANFOR ห YOU CAN ORDER THE “WALL OF MEAT,” WHERE THEY STAND AROUND YOU
elgatorojodekazakhstan: When you see the waiter coming with your food.
milkybreads: Stress relief doodle. I’d go to karasuno cafe everyday just to flirt with waiter!Suga.
nnilkshake: why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters
dekuhornet: another modern tea shop waiter zuko 🍵🍃✨
camalilium: During Bayo and Luka’s first date, Jeanne and Loki follow them around, wearing extremely generic disguises, to make sure everything goes smoothly. At one point during the evening, the duo disguise themselves as restaurant waiters but end
gayaceinspace: averyiscoldpizza: fairytalephantasy: cuddlingwithsatan: ottermatopoeia: what a beautiful wedding said a bridesmaid to a waiter yes but what a shame the poor grooms bride is a llama What? A llama?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!
awkwardrabbit: failstun: tltty: hot waiters make me nervous & forget what i want to order they are the order I’d like a piece of that ass
viralthings:We asked the waiter to take a photo of us at dinner
c2oh: bakery AU with your memelord baker, his trusty assistant Trubo, the cashier that won’t put on a shirt, a bee that lives in the tip jar, a murderous waiter, a long-legy part-timer, and grumpy delivery man.welcom to meme hell
losebetter: here is a cheerful waiter prompto i did between commissions, to celebrate MY FIRST GOOD CHRONIC PAIN DAY IN WEEKS ⭐️⭐️⭐️i hope he makes you smile and that y’all have had good days too! <3 and if not, that you have a better
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Roxas: Xaldin, have you ever been in love?Xaldin: No.. But I imagine it’s similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food
nonasuch:snakebitcat:mollyjames:It’s been over 10 years since the finale and I’m really glad to see we decided the absolute pinnacle of Zuko’s character arc is “waiter at a tea shop” and then Firelord.His time working at
bowserfucker: my friends and i were playing fuck marry kill at a restaurant and our waiter was gonna ask how our food was but he heard “I’d fuck goofy”and walked away immediately.
unlawfully: Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick
insidiousmoonandry:unregardless:being rich would be so much fun, like aside from the obvious stuff, can you imagine going to a restaurant and being able to give your waiter/waitress a 躔 tip for like a ุ meal? you could make people’s months without
micdotcom: Waiters’ race and sex appeal (not service quality) determine tip size
Pulled our high tipping table out from under a self-entitled waiter.
dontgigglesherlock: thetimelordwithnoname: timey-wimey-avenger: drunj: if you’re rude to waiters at restaurants i hate you if you’re rude i hate you i hate you rude
hibagon: waiter: do u want soup or salad ? me: whichever is easier for u
juunkrat: waiter, theres a bug on my burger
avatargrimes: failstun: tltty: hot waiters make me nervous & forget what i want to order they are the order “I’d like a piece of that ass.”
letsdancelikecrazy: okay so i was having dinner with my family and we asked the waiter to take a picture of us with my sisters iphone so he did and then gave us the phone and walked away. when we went to look at the picture this is what we found:
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